>Be me >In gym getting good ab pump with gf >hear a thunderin' >deargodrun.jpeg >3 whales approaching >harpoons ready >2 atleast 350 other maybe 300 >one had a short dike mohawk >other two's hair was dyed different colors >Trynottotrigger.png >All wearing pokemon trainer shirts and spandex
Now I don't judge bigger people using the gym to lose weight. We all had to start somewhere. But this was different.
>do my decline weighted crunches >Finish up to wipe down the bench >these mammoths are standing on those things where it's rounded rubber bottom and solid on top >throwing medicine balls to each other >wtf.iso >start my hanging leg raises >they go to the machine beside me which is an ab cruncher >proceeds to only lift with legs maybe 6 inches as a rep. >stares up at me >dont want to say anything to these hogs cause dont wanna trigger.
>be me, like 12 (inb4 yesterday) >cross country flight >la to ny, 5.5 hours >get on plane >assigned seats, wanted to sit next to mom, can't >waiting for pretty girl to sit next to me >fucking 500 pound sloppy puddle of a man squeezing down isle >physically barely fits down the rows, people waiting behind him pissed >laugh internally >all the way in the back of the plane >he's not sopping yet >nofuckingway.wav >he's like 3 seats from me now >nononononononononono.mp3 >he attempts to squeeze in the middle seat, I'm at the window >He can't fit in between hand rests, neither is us are raising them for him >he looks at me and asks to raise it >lolno.png >he starts complaining >flight attendant says on speaker to sit down >him bitching it's my fault for not letting him in >flight attendant tells me to raise it >mom bitching we paid for a seat so I shouldn't have to >random people start bitching >we can't take off till he sits down >makes me raise the handle >literally crushed against window for 5 hours by a fat, sweaty, putrid fucking pile of shit figured as a man
Fat people need to be gassed, they are nothing but a disgusting waste.
Nicholas Ward
mother no!
Carter Morales
Lurkmoar faggot was the correct answer
Jaxson Wright
I believe so, user. Make sure to awaken your masters
Austin Price
the worst part is that so many people are stupid enough that there had to be a study at all
Gavin Cox
Lemme guess, you're some kind of queer.
Connor Rivera
I would rather be kicked off the flight on principle
Julian Ortiz
fuk u
Wyatt Rodriguez
Not projecting if they're calling you out faggot
Ayden Jones
>t. (XXXXXX) is short for >Sincerely (XXXXXX) in Finnish.
t. /int/ poster
Nolan Watson
I was a spineless 12 year old and traveling with my mom, so not really an option
Brandon Davis
project much?
Leo Lewis
Thanks m8
Justin Ramirez
You do, too, user. Everyone can make it
Aiden Brooks
Kill yourself you fat worthless sperg
Nathaniel Taylor
fuck
Colton Scott
fresh OC coming in
Zachary Jenkins
Everytime...
Cooper Long
I edited her name out cause she's a child.
Logan Hill
John Olarte's a bro
Alexander Lee
Her name is right there in one of the comments genius. Also
>the irony of her surname
Henry Lopez
well I tried, I also realized she's not a child so whatever.
Nathaniel Anderson
at what point does someone stop being fat? i'm at 16%, down from 25-30%
Xavier Rivera
When you think you dont look fat
Good fucking job user. Congrats.
Jacob Hernandez
epic
Nolan Thomas
why do you go out of your way to hate fat people?
Jose Mitchell
thanks my man, but i still have a ways to go until i'm satisfied. i started at like 195-198, currently about 177-178, and i'll probably have to drop to 160 or so to be at about 10%. i've regained a little bit of muscle, but some of that will probably fall off as i approach my goal
William Gonzalez
You are no longer fat when you are able to start fat shaming people
Joshua Lopez
I knew it
Justin James
...
Angel Jenkins
...
Thomas Garcia
>her name is Jessy Small >Small kek
Ethan Ortiz
last bit of oc.
Henry Green
BREH
Angel Cox
why is there a trigger warning for being productive
Cooper Williams
I thought fat people didnt exist in japan
Nicholas Murphy
oooooooh boy
>Be me >started lifting again >lose about 12 lbs. >lookin' lean like chicken >co worker used to be 9.999/10 >wtfhappened.jpg >starts flirting with me on floor >where was this shit when i was single? >WHERE WAS THIS SHIT WHEN SHE WAS HOT? >asks if I'm into girls with "curves" >snort audibly >"i eat beef, i don't fuck beef" >get written up >worth it
Logan Anderson
>i eat beef, i don't fuck beef
Liam Brooks
damn guess I need to reply to this post
Nolan Bennett
> he doesn't fuck beef
Never gonna make it
Henry Collins
I thought so too. Don't they have death-squa-I mean the Yakuza cull the fat from their streets? Besides sumo wrestlers of course.
Michael Moore
I don't think this happened, but here's a (You) anyway
Ethan Smith
There are very few and they are mostly outsiders. They are called marshmallows.
Adam Russell
>trigger warning: productivity I... wut...
Daniel Nelson
>immense but totally acceptable
Joseph Garcia
fucking fag
Henry Nelson
its an acronym from the finnish word "terveisin" which means regards.
Best Regards. A fin
Ayden Stewart
>me, few years ago, recently hired security guard >being trained by a short, fat manlet with no self-respect >working grave shift, taking our lunch break >Just talking about vidya and shit when one of his fatass ham friends just invites herself to the table >mention that pokemon was free when you bought certain games >ham chimes in, "pokemon?! FUCKING NERDS!" So loud it echoes in the across the dining room. >she sits there with a shit eating grin and ranch spilling off her plate >gets upset when we ignore her and continue talking >continues to try and talk in, but ends up mumbling to herself >the convo switches to exercise >fatty-manlet says he wants to lose weight >mention how I'm losing weight >the whale can't hold her tongue and bellows, "fatty-manlet, you don't need to lose weight, hamelina (fatty-manlet's large and in charge GF) likes you for who you are, she doesn't want some stick" >fatty manlet doesn't say anything after this until we gotta get back in the floor
For future reference, he never did make it because the fat crabs kept putting him down anytime he tried. Back to the story
>later on the floor >f-m just gets done talking to the whale bitch while I got a glass of water >"so user, what kind of girls do you like?" >herewefuckinggo.wav >tell him my likes and dislikes >"fucking shallow, user! Get you a girl with some meat and you'll see what your missing!" >tell him, "yeah I'm shallow, it's why I'm taking care of myself and getting women who'll do the same." >whale shoulder bumps me and walks away from us quickly >she heard everything and was trying to set it up so that me and her would get time to talk alone >f-m later apologized and said that she put him up to it >she tries to make me out as some kind of villain to everyone after this because I won't date fat women >absolutely no one cared >mfw she kept trying to awkwardly flirt with me after this
Julian Fisher
Not him, but this newfriend thanks you for the history lesson.
Have a meme.
Aaron Ortiz
God I have a huge chink fetish that I though could survive anything. Apparently not.
Nolan Morris
thank you for your service
Isaac Green
asdf
James Hill
This post was not wasted.
Camden Lee
kys
John Evans
fukkity poop
Cooper Reyes
So this is what a マシュマロの女の子 looks like.
Dominic Rogers
...
Hudson Garcia
...
Jonathan Jackson
...
Angel Perez
...
Josiah Powell
I live in Japan and can assure you all marshmallow joshi are not considered kawaii There are paraded around on TV as shocking specimens of sloth and laziness and are otherwise confined to a select group of fetishist.
Levi Taylor
How annoying is it for you that all freaks and nerds have such a high interest in/love for your country?
Andrew Diaz
...
Oliver Adams
Not my country but I fucking hate weebs with a passion. Disgusting.
Lucas Sanchez
Where are you from and how did you end up in Japan?
Oliver Morales
...
Charles Hernandez
...
Anthony Gutierrez
...
Ayden James
I went to a gyu-kaku in asakusa once and the girl sitting at the booth next to mine was pretty fucking fat.
Jason Rodriguez
I'm an international co-ordinator at a city hall. I'm from Australia Won't say where because that'd be basically telling everyone my email address and phone number. It's a job listed at Japanese consulates, you can go directly through the city though. Fluent Japanese is a must.
Carter Robinson
...
Jaxson Bennett
Sounds great, good luck.
How did you become fluent in Japanese?
Jack Stewart
>diet coke
Justin Butler
...
Ayden Rivera
...
Caleb Lewis
Thanks.
Took it at uni to fill credits. I found it fun, kind of like a math problem and it snowballed from there.
But fucking weebs man. Cancerous weak little shots. Good news is this country eats them alive once they realise they can't blend into the culture.
Logan Cruz
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Asher Wood
nobody says "I just lost 10 pounds" though do you know anyone that randomly woke up one morning and lost 10 fucking pounds even if you fast it will take several days
Elijah Kelly
What about when you meet someone you haven't seen for weeks?
Ryan Brooks
...
Luke Garcia
did they not meet themselves in those weeks?
Dominic Rivera
I don't know. You were just asking for a situation where somebody would notice that another lost 10 pounds.