Haven't dated

>haven't dated
>haven't had sex
>no female friends
>no female interaction in years
>4 matches on tinder all fat
>just moved, don't have any male friends
How do I lose my virginity Veeky Forums?

To keep it fitness related what can I do to break a plateau and increase my bench to 2 plates from 175?

be born with a donkey dick and become a porn star

Go hire a hooker and realize sex isn't that big of a deal god damn, then go out get a job and make some damn friends at work

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If you want something you never had you have to do things you never done

If you're attractive go to a club. If you can't dance, crowd the bar. I've met numerous girls this way and I don't even have to seek them out.

i know this girl thats like a cute version of remy idk what to do senpai

Increase volume, either through more bench sets per workout or more bench days a week. You're probably doing 5x5 or 3x5 or 4x8. Switch to something like 3x3 5x5 2x10 (all in the same bench workout) for few weeks.

Go hang with the fatties. They're the baby weights you use to make the first social gains.

Who?

in real life senpai

No who's remy

remy lacroix you stupid fuck is this your first day with internet?

Save up, buy some coke or at least some spirits, hire a hotel room and two hookers - one for your dick and one for your face. Shits dirty but fun as fuck and nothing bets having both nuts sucked at the same time.

Calm down asshole
Does she show interest

idk im retarded

hello newfriend. Are you enjoying your time off from reddit?

Are you at least friends?

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retard

Furthermore, you have no friends so who is going to care if you lose your way on the path to wizardhood with a couple of hookers? You can just make some bullshit up if a gf later on down the line asks how you lost your virginity.

That's fucking deep bro

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Fuck the fatties you degenerate. Or have some actual hobbies that involve human interaction.

Rock climbing, hiking, rugby (or any kind of ball sport), dancing (definitely dancing) and tennis.

Dancing, rock climbing, and hiking will have the highest proportion of QTs. But you need to also do a manlier sport so you can have the people there influence you to better yourself.

Good luck!

Move to a different state, Seriously. My whole entire life I was raised in an upper/upper middle class town and believed I was ugly. Turns out I moved to a blue collar middle town and I receive a lot of attention. Girls hit on me when I walk the street. Whereas in the town I grew up in I seldom received a glance.

>being happy that you are beta bucks to blue collar women

Just ask her out, don't wait too long. Better to try and fail then to live with regret.

Consider yourself luck too, a lot of guys what to find someone just a cute as her (lord knows I do) so yeah if you have a chance go for it.