Objective cutoffs for blanklets?

Define the objective cutoff point to not be considered a blanklet. Fill in the form below - extra credit received for using freedom units.

Manlet:
Weightlet:
Reachlet:
Wristlet:
Lengthlet:
Girthlet:
Footlet:

When you woke up this moving, was this how you seen your day going?

>objective cutoff point to not be considered a blanklet
Yeah, where does the line exist between duvet, blanket and comforter?

More or less... Well if you aren't going to contribute to this scientific anthropology study, I will.

Manlet: 6'1"
Weightlet: 200 lbs
Reachlet: 74"
Wristlet: 7.5"
Lengthlet: 7"
Girthlet: 5.5"
Footlet: Size 12

Manlet:

Dear OP. We know you are a manlet.

Manlet: 6'3"
Weightlet: 200lbs
Reachlet: 76"
Wristlet: 8"
Lengthlet: 7"
Girthlet: ?
Footlet: 11

>Reachlet: entirely dependent on height
>Wristlet: entirely dependent on height
>Lengthlet: entirely dependent on height
>Girthlet: entirely dependent on height
>Footlet: entirely dependent on height
is this a joke, or you genuinely retarded?

Tfw
6'1 height
180lbs weight
7" wrists
6.5" length
5" girth
11 foot

Let me guess, you are above all of those, therefore you decide cutoff for every other user to make them feel bad.

it's ok... just never go to my gym you pathetic excuse for a man

I may not be a blanklet for most measurements but I'll openly admit I'm a turbofootlet and most ashamedly, a dicklet. TFW you'll never be Chad Thundercock.

You shouldn't give a flying fuck about feet brah.
As for the dick, if you really are that insecure, just jelq. It helped me. I've been doing beginner route for past 2 months and my flaccid length, erect girth and erect quality improved already

I'm a cutlet deathgripper, I can't achieve a full erection anymore, will jelqing help with that too? I'm afraid to try, it'd be harder on my ego if I went through all that trouble and I still didn't measure up.

>Manlet: 185cm
>Weightlet: 85kg
>Lengthlet: 17cm
>Girthlet: 14cm
>Footlet: 45

>tfw i started drinking at 16
>tfw dad is 6'3
>tfw i'm 5'9


WHY DIDN'T ANYONE STOP ME

ITT: tall dicklets trying to make themselves feel better
Manlet: 5'10
Weightlet: not a thing
Wristlet: 8"
Lengthlet: 8"
Girthlet: 6"
Footlet: 44

Are you faggots really this insecure?

I think it's half a meme half genuine insecurity.

Highly underrated.

Im pretty much double all of these

12'2 Lanklet coming through.