Be me some years ago

>be me some years ago
>work out a lot, good in shape
>be at a friends birthday party
>sporty girl also there
>brags about, how much she works out and how good in shape she is, and especially how good her abs are
>"i do sports every day, if you dont believe me, you can punch my abs, they are so hard, that you cant hurt me!"
>i agree, but say, she should not expect that i will go easy on her, just because she is a girl
>she accepts, i punch
>obviously she expected that i would go easy on her, because she is a girl
>she winches in pain
>all the white-knight cucks to the rescue
>"oooh user, you cant hit a girl like that"
>mfw

I would've punched her right in her face

kek now that would suprise her

>One of the white-knight cucks shoves me
>I immediately round house kick him to the face with one of my ss legs in retaliation
>His head immediately explodes from the sheer force of my Rippe Toe
>Everyone in the party screams in fear and disperses
>"Somebody call 911! Get outside! Run!"
>I flex my abs with an incredible force that forces so much air out of the house we are in, that it forces all the doors close, and nobody can escape.
>I sarcastically whisper the words "We're all going to make it..." under my protein powder scented breath
>One of the party goers tries to calm me down
>He says "Please...! We don't want to all die! Don't go mad!"
>Don't go mad... Go mad...
>Don't want to all die... die all... dyel?
>I begin a rampage the likes of which haven't been seen since Rich Piana last had more than five scoops at once
>Everything has been wrecked now
>From the ashes I hear a lone voice whine out to me, saying "...You bastard..."
>"...Y-y-you too..."

ur so funny m8

6/10 few great lines, wasted potential.

now she loves that feeling and wants your dick for life

> Tfw when not good in shape

I tried m7

Thanks fag

I would have fucked her right in the ass if you know what I mean