ITT: Veeky Forums world problems

ITT: Veeky Forums world problems

>lifting for half a year
>shoulders have become extremely wide
>always run against door frames now
>shoulders hurt all the time

>stock shelves at work
>would bump fat gut into bottom shelves messing them up
>but could fit twig arms between products to straighten
>get fit
>can move easier in the cramp freezer
>forearms forever knocking stock off shelves

Can't win man

>tfw become too massive
>have to walk sideways in the street car now
>can't look cool for the cuties while walking like a crab

>trying to take off a tight tshirt when you've been sweating

>protein farts

>instead of satisfaction for every kilo you put on the bar, you're disappointed you can't put more on

>FUCKING THIS

I feel ya pain

>switch from cardio to lifting
>finally!
>starting to get mad horny. guys at the gym loook goood...
>considering breaking a 3! year celibate

fuck it

>counting years using factorials

surprised you've even had sex t b h