That first SIP of the day

>reached your 15

who speaks like this?

i'm having trouble going all the way as it is with 7.5x6. out of like 25 women only 3 were able to take it fully but they still complained about pain.

how the fuck do you enjoy sex with a 9 or 10 incher?

>getting quads for this
the god of quads has spoken I guess.

not everyone is a fat ugly americuck you dumb cunt

Thats exaclty my point. Big dicks dont get you laid, you need to have a good personality too.

However, small dicks will definitely *not* get you laid, even if you have a good personality.

If OP had *that* dick and still cant get laid, there is something massively wrong with him. In the head.

Might as well be considered a lethal weapon at this point.

>reached your 15

...

You dont, thats the secret

7.5 is perfect. Dont stop when women say it hurs. Women like it when it hurta (a little)

do you think people just walk around with their dicks out? if you get far enough for a girl to see your dick you're already getting laid

>dumb

>reached your 15

>feminine cock
pls define this

THIS IS A BLUE BOARD

When women are interested in you they find ways to press up against your crotch

I wouldnt expect a virgin to understand

>if you get far enough for a girl
Good one user.

You realize women can spit out a 20 inch 6-8lb baby, right?

>I wouldn't expect a virgin to understand
>gets a hardon from being near a chick
user...

Girls have literally told me that the imprint my 8" donger leaves in my pants has turned then on, leading to them being more open to flirting, leading to benis on bagina action

You realize that it gets bigger progressively as babby is formed, right?

post pic of imprint

>Dont stop when women say it hurs. Women like it when it hurta (a little)

the pain is real. had a girl even start crying because i went too deep. most of the time i have to be extra careful not to push too far or else the mood is ruined instantly. sex is like a chore for me and i always have to be careful apart from those rare times when the girl can take it all. for that reason i enjoy giving and getting oral far more

imprint or it didnt imprint

Seconded. Bulge thread.

>TFW when not gay but would rather cheat on my gf and suck that cock

I think I am actually gay but in denile. 27 year old btw.

>implying i need a hardon to have women see/feel how big my dick is

Micropenor detected

>he has microbenor, undetectable when flaccid
user...

How cute are you?

You realize less than 1% of the population is gay, right? Why do gay men feel like it's appropriate to flirt with ANYONE?

Online I understand, but you guys need to lock it up irl

>implying flaccid state has anything to do with the size of the final erection
have you guys have never even seen a penis?

This never happened

This isn't flirting you dumb shit. This is soliciting pictures on an imageboard that is primarily used for posting pictures on the male form. So it's on topic and appropriate.

a dick that looks girly

>Online I understand, but you guys need to lock it up irl
where do you think we are

>getting this buttflustered
Never goanna make it

Jesus, look at the tip. Imagine being mutilated without your consent at birth, ruining your sexual sensitivity and making you need lubricant to masturbate- because your parents believed you would get a jew curse if you left your penis as nature intended.

J U S T

It's gay men asking me for pictures which ok, I gotcha, we're anonymous online, but tell the rest of the """community""" that isn't OK in real life, would ya chipmunk?

>implying flaccid state has anything to do with the size of the final erection
you're so insecure with your micropenor that you're implying that. Read previous posts carefully

it truly is sad

nigga you walk into a commercial gym and I promise you at least 1/5 of the guys in there are homos

get over it

>but tell the rest of the """community""" that isn't OK in real life, would ya chipmunk?
There's no such thing as the "gay community." That's just a marketing trick the jews pulled. Now post that bulge.

No, and stop leaving notes on my car you cakeboy

Right? I mean i get the visual appeal of a big dick but id be happy with five inches. Its so hard to fit it in your mouth, without gagging and then taking it.

Also is ops picture shopped? That looks like record material. That must suck though, like the only people he could screw would be porn stars or very very experienced. With poppers. And loads of lube. That would be a straight up deal breaker for a relationship. The effort of having sex with that every day. Good luck.

Practical>Aesthetic

I genuinely wouldnt want one that big. It would be so frustrating if you found someone you liked that isnt the promiscuous kind and ugh. Just nah. Size of the can, maybe but still.

>There's no such thing as the "gay community." That's just a marketing trick the jews pulled. Now post that bulge.
>>>
> Anonymous 05/18/17(Thu)23:12:06 No.41482443 ▶
>
>>No, and stop leaving notes on my car you cakeboy
>trying to act this str8
closet?

>2017
>still sipping
>endangering all of those gains

I agree with you on all points but one: OPs dick is *not* aesthetic. Shit looks like it got caught in a (((meat grinder)))

How can the closet be real if our genders aren't real?

>meme cope
Ever wonder why there's no old, gay men? Best get on with it, it doesn't get easier

>Ever wonder why there's no old, gay men?
A quick glance at Congress seams to disprove that.

Actually girls don't like dicks that big

Oh yeah, visually it does. Its like big boobs. But ive told plenty of people that im completely average and ive had women flirt with me heavily. Big cocks/ Big hearts/ Big personalities.

Everyone has something, you just need to learn how to show it. A big dick makes it easy cause you do it through your jeans. But desu, if there was a guy who i knew was hung and was an asshole, it would just make him less attractive, cause id have to go through all the work for an asshole. It helps but it isnt everything.

Would you rather be with a cool and funny girl with a B cup, or a cunt with double D.

>heartlet couldn't handle it
natural selection at work

Topical

You get that from the homophobe Colbert?

Kek says you will suck that dick user.

ever wonder why you clicked on a thread with a monster cock?
>its not because ur straight

>1%

I can fully guarantee to you that is bullshit. You would actually be surprised. Not even just 10%. The men ive attracted and the men i know about... Just nah nigga nahh.

>Would you rather be with a cool and funny girl with a B cup, or a cunt with double D.
ok but would you rather bang a cool and funny girl with a B cup or a cool and funny girl with a double D?

ok I'd take the B cup because small breasts are perky and nice but still you get my point

Its big but not aesthetic, it actually looks disgusting no matter how big it is

Babies come out of vaginas, they don't fucking live in there. This is totally unrelated to DEPTH.

Seriously? They're just not as vocal. Look at Takei.

i'd take the cunt with double D. sounds like my perfect woman

Jesus, just google big man's bulge.
>the desperation is real

newfag

There's also the big dumb problem of "what exactly is scientifically considered gay?" The predilection for the behavior? The frequency of the behavior? Neither of those are sufficient, because that would make some guy in prison who fucks dudes on the sides more gay than a fat gay virgin with a dragon dildo who exclusively faps to BelAmi tops.

It's best to think of it like this, in my mind, the number of men who are romantically atttracted to men is probably somewhere between 0.5-1.5%, the number of men who are willing to have sex with men casually (meaning without regard to social risk) is an order higher, followed by those willing to only if social risk is mitigated, followed by those unwilling, etc. Treat it like any other behavior and stop valorizing it like it's not just cocks and shit.

just drink coffee dude!

Honestly it's the transaction that is fun, the bulge itself is irrelevant.

length is a meme unless you are legit 3". anything around 5 to 6.5 is great and far enough. the girth on the other hand is not a meme. all of them LOVED my girth. it's enough to just stick it in a few inches, leave it there and shake it while playing with their clit and 9/10 times they will orgasm very fast

I don't want to see a bulge. I want to see YOUR bulge.

BLUE BOARD YOU DUMB FUCKING NIGGER

Yea that's inspirational
>hey look at this one gay dude out of millions
>he finally found small amounts of happiness because he's a millionaire actor
Doesn't bode well for average gay men. Statistically, anyway.

At least 10-15% of the population is gay (or at least bicurious and acts on it)

Seconding bulge thread
>n-no homo

>6" regular dick
>also 6" around
I don't trust women because they're all liars but I legit don't remember ever having sex without giving a woman an (alleged) orgasm, typically multiple. Combine girth with death grip as a teenager and boom.

I am very very very sorry your slavemaster fired you

>he finally found small amounts of happiness
Takei is miserable because he's a (thousand?)aire actor. That sort of clinging, pointless fame is poison that prevents you from becoming a real person.

>Things that aren't true: The post

Listen here white boy, if a bitch is pressin her pussy up against your cock she wants tp be fuckd no matter how big yur dick is.

Old gay men harass me constantly on gay social medias and are disgusting what are you on about

>Veeky Forums
>implying he is going to be dating women

>the only thing that matters to get laid is a big dick
>i am 12 btw

I mean OLD, not in their 30s/40s. The ones you see are making last ditch efforts before self termination.

t.Virgin

That is my point, please see

At least the old guys don't send you twelve dick picks in a row. I swear, the moment I started losing weight every fucking nigger in the fucking ten mile area started waving their sambos at me like it's a fucking rain dance.

>Dick/gay thread is the fastest thread on Veeky Forums right now

I too mean old, 30s guys I can deal with. 50+ yo guys who harass me and want to pay me cash for weird shit all the time I can't deal with.
I'll give you that, they usually give up sooner

on the off chance of sounding a bit cynic, but

DUUUUUHHHH

I have a childhood friend that claims he has a big dick (I have never seen it but I heard it from a female friend that slept with him). He looks like some goth skinnyfag so the whole thing must look even more impressive than it really is because of how skinny he is. He literally walks up to girls in clubs and asks them if they ever had a big dick as fat as his arm. Some scoff him off but most laugh and keep talking to him. If they doubt him he offers to show them and after that the deal is already done (as he says it).

Believe it or not, but I was there when he pulled this shit and it worked more times than not. He said that he hasn't gone a night out without getting a girl. The only logical explanation I can come up with why women do this is that trying out a big dick is like having sex with a woman model for guys. It's on everyones wish list.

Skinny tall dudes have the longest dicks. It's pretty much the only thing that's actually been correlated.

I've never understood this idea that circumcised guys need lube to jerk off. I've never once used lube and seem to enjoy masturbating quite a bit.

>tfw this thread made me google my (always assumed mediocre) penis
>data says I'm 95% percentile in lenght
>99% percentile in girth
what the fuck? this can't be true. girls have told me I have a big dick but I always assumed they were just giving me compliments. porn dicks are way bigger

your dick is genetics while your bf% isn't. skinny dicks are "bigger" because there is no fupa