Ok Veeky Forums I have a specific problem related to tinder in that I lack good solo pictures of myself. I rarely request pictures to be taken and my selfie game is weak. I was in a long relationship during college, which seems to be the principle cause.
So I'm asking for tips on taking good pictures and selfies, and what kind of pictures work best on tinder.
Juan Morales
i thought i was the only one that made a new profile every year lol last year i broke up with my ex and in november and december i've fucked 27 girls >i've got 233 matches (only 7/10 or up imo) >all replies >fucked 21, made out hard with another 30 at least i also fucked couple girls i've met outside of tinder but i'm not count here
Jacob Diaz
Principal* fuck
Eli Cruz
>don't use tinder or dating apps >fucked 20 girls last year I think dating apps would consume too much of my time
Isaiah Powell
>150-ish >at least 100 >16
Jackson Murphy
>made out hard How's middle school going?
Ayden Roberts
How Veeky Forums are you?
Brandon Gonzalez
>tfw I've only fucked two girls that I've matched with on Tinder, one of them was 32 weeks pregnant so I guess I get a few extra brownie points for that one.
Asher Cox
Wait whats the purpose of making a new profile every year?
Xavier Jenkins
Pretty good desu
John Morgan
I created a new Tinder profile yesterday afternoon, and so far I've gotten 2 decent matches. My bio is pretty cliche and all of my photos are selfies of myself staring at the camera with a blank autistic expression, I should probably fix that.
Bentley Peterson
I had 1000+ matches but my account was deleted because i was flagged for a fake account (it wasnt) Fucked none of them though i only do it for the compliments
Carson Robinson
What do you do for your dates?
Mason Flores
Williams quite the catch friendo
Logan Myers
>fat william just off yourself
Gabriel Moore
i'm not american i don't know how you guys call kissing, grabbing tits, ass, handjobs and shit that isn't sex but its close makes it easier to count how many girls you matched on that year
Austin Thomas
1. 287 2. Around 70% 3. 1
How do you fuck em bois? Like can you do that on a first date? I would appreciate instructions because autism, I don't lack confidence just the game.
I feel like it takes too much my of time if you fuck later.
Colton Ward
I got around 15 matches
So far only one replied, got her number but she didn't want to go out
so much for that
Lucas Taylor
Don't use it too much so excuse my retardedness, but how do you make a new tinder profile? Just make a new fb profile?
Bentley Hughes
jezus christ, how did you fuck that up
Adrian Foster
In scared of tinder
Leo Stewart
>0 >0 >0
I don't have tinder
Juan Cox
most girls i fucked from tinder were from the first date, and the others were on the second date or third date (just 4 or 5), i just talked a little bit on tinder, asked for her number, called her, asked what was she doing and if she wanted to do something, the ones i fucked on the first dade said yes to going out on the same day (only one didn't) the others that didn't went on the same day, we "went out on a date" couple days after, we kissed and grinded a little bit on my car and on the next date we fucked
Zachary Fisher
Still more action than your average Veeky Forums poster
Lincoln Sanders
Why are you people sleeping around so much? I don't see the purpose
Caleb Gonzalez
Okay fair game, sorry for mocking you.
Jason Sullivan
Because its Insanely fun and arousing
Justin Diaz
>Last time I had 600 matches in 4 months >+-60% respond rate >3
I heard it's way easier in the US. Most dates I've had also always had something off about them. Tinder was so much effort for a crooked face manmore like me. The girls I pull irl are better looking too.
Evan Nelson
You must have low test
Caleb Diaz
post profile (censor it if you must, but only censor face and surname etc)
Eli Stewart
I actually might, perhaps I should get tested.
Alexander Gomez
because they arent complete and need to sleep around to boost their ego/get validation.
its not low test to wanna not fuck every tinder hoe and get every std imaginable. whats the point of all that meaningless sex? honestly sex gets boring as when you can get it whenever you want and if you wanna be good you gotta put in alot of effort
Leo Baker
1. over 200 since middle of march (how to see exact match amount on android??????) 2. haven't messaged any of them and rarely respond when they initiate 3. 1
how to cure autismo? i just cba to put any effort in talking to them when they only respond with one word answers
Bentley Carter
Holy shit I hate Tinder here in central Europe. 99% of 7+/10 only do it for validation. Nobody wants to actually meet/fuck (except for the uggos). Once set my gps to the US. After one day, I basically had set up 4 dates and 3 "come over and lets fuck" - dates. All cuties. Seriously wtf.
I am 187cm, 94kg with visible abs (maybe 15% bodyfat). 1.5/2.5/4/5 pl8s
Jack Anderson
Anyone got that screencap where they both say something like >how are you I'm good, and you? >good, you?
I've been on and off for the past 2 years. So far I've dated 6 average girls. Only fucked 1 of them. Made out and fooled around with all except for 2.
6 months ago I'd get at least 5 matches daily, but every time I restart the app I get less and less matches... doesn't help that I swipe left on most of them now too. Restarted 3 days ago and I only got one match so far...
I'd say I'm still a third of the way where I want to be, in terms of being Veeky Forums. currently at 178 lbs 5'6 manlet. Was 204.5 lbs on January 2016
Luis Barnes
I've been on a few tinder dates and it goes like this:
Suggest a date(this has never failed), get number their number, meet, grab a few drinks or just walk around talking, date ends hug/kiss, never bother to suggest a second date because they were boring and I was the one keeping the conversation up.
Guess I just suck. And in our culture it would be kinda weird to call a girl like that.
Henry Rodriguez
Are you me
t.
Ayden Phillips
A girl know within seconds of meeting you if she wants to fuck or not. Keep that in mind, if they seem interested in conversation and what you're doing it's probably a good sign. Also helps to be tall
Charles Butler
Lack of a father/mother figure in their formative years.
Nathaniel Long
bisexual trash kys
Hunter Robinson
>205lbs at 5'6
jesus fucking christ dude a normal weight for someone your height is like 140lbs
Noah Butler
no Veeky Forums NO. Veeky Forums tinder threads are for keks.
Jace Gray
honestly, how were your parents like to you when growing up? having this much sex indicates severe mental problems. i would suggest finding a nice girl ideally christian and remaining in a relationship with her. it is much better for your mental health and health in general
Adrian Gray
Do you use a fake name?
Jacob Gray
Is it weird if your pictures are you with other girls? I don't take many so those are about the only pictures of me that exist
Aaron Gonzalez
How long does the lockout take when you go through all your swipes in a day?
Luke Bailey
Not that guy, but honestly that sounds like someone who's trying to vindicate their own failures because they can't get laid nearly as much as their competition. All in all, can't you just accept that he may be happy and satisfied banging random girls? He always has the option of changing his mind and settling down, if he so wishes.
Asher James
Only use them if they are hot girls. Preselection will work in your favor.
Angel Jenkins
159 matches most respond some message first only fucked one I'm too autist to talk to them
Zachary Young
Good profile pic ideas?
Landon Gutierrez
1. around 10 2. idk few 3. 1
Asher Price
>1969 >most of them >8
Lucas Robinson
>ideally christian good advice, crazy attracts crazy
David Martinez
Must be USA, so much degenerate girls over there
John Nguyen
used to use tinder quite a lot a year or two ago and got a shit load of matches (mostly 7-8/10's).
never tried to meet any of them just did it to feel good about myself i guess lmao
Henry Wright
>6 >4 >0 Fuck it. I should just head over to /r9k/ and consign myself to wizarddom
Ethan Perez
Why would I settle down now that I am 24? I work out, have an ok job. Girls contact me on tinder and if they are 7/10 I fuck them. If you were in my position now, you would also do the same. Don't lie bro
Also I love my parents, I had a good childhood, I just don't want to settle down right now. That is all.
Carter Johnson
I'm aware of that. I've been overweight/obese most of my adult/teenage life. this is the most progress I've ever made
Nicholas Murphy
>2 or 3 a month >1/3 respond. almost all are hambeast those that arnt are bots or fall off at some point >0. Had a chance at one. She ended up being way fatter than pics. >maybe shes got a nice ass and tits? >nope ass saggy even in tight pants >tits meh for a fat girl
Ready to end my life I never thought I was this ugly
Joseph Carter
is bisexual the EASIEST mode?
Jason Bailey
idk had it for a few weeks, fucked 4 girls
Isaiah Clark
Welp, seems like it.
Christopher Roberts
post your profile bro, I wanna know how you get so many matches
Sebastian Kelly
Gay is easiest mode but yes.
>go on grinder to see traps in area >put meh looking picture >2 min later WOW MAN YOUR SO HOT WHAT YOU UP TO TONIGHT >DING DING DING DING
Jonathan Martin
No profile. It's the pics, trust me.
Cooper Jenkins
this
Cooper Brown
That looks so shopped. You saying if I get cut and shoop it some Ill get my dick soaked?
Ryder Turner
Actually yes, people are retarded
Zachary Murphy
Why do you think it's shopped? do you feel better bringing some stranger down?
Robert Rivera
Honestly anything to do with guys online is easymode.
Testosterone is one helluva drug. Its so much easier to just hook up with doods, and guys are so much more straightforward so you dont have to cut thru all the bullshit
The face was fat, but so was dat azz
Justin Turner
M8, you're strong and look juicy, but you're using light and shading sliders heavily. There ain't nothing wrong with that, but don't act like you don't do some photo editing.
Ryder Young
This. No ones fucking bathroom has lighting like that to give abs definition. The second picture is at an angle to protrude them. Its not bad and you do have abs but lets not pretend there are filters and shit involved here. Just because I dont inject literal bull semen in me doesnt mean I am natty.