Meanwhile in Veeky Forums mansion

>meanwhile in Veeky Forums mansion

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We're out of Ben and jerrys
user go to the store and grab some

>the bathroom smells of proteinfarts again.
>also somebody stole my scoops from under my bed

>manlet infestation in the grotto
>third time in six months
>manlet exterminator can't come out for another two weeks

I heard you can lure them out with hgh and protein powder is it true?

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Has somebody seen my manlet alfred?
He got lost somewhere in the freshly mowed grass in the frontyard.

would anyone like some doritos?

>Sir, I'm afraid that he did this again
>Oh... I understand. Thanks for informing me Alfred.
> It's my pleasure sir
> Could you give you answer? Like usually?
> About that he's a manlet and fatass sir?
> Yeah that. And, oh wait, let me think... Add that he's a faggot. Yeah, that would be fantastic.
> Brilliant move as always sir

*knock knock*

>"Oh thank God someones home, please sir our car broke and our phones are dead, could we come in and borrow yours?"

Oh, poor girls... Let me give you some eggs

>check the fridge
>we're out of sips
>check the sips fridge
>we're still out of sips

WHO LET THE TELEMARKETER IN?!

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*flex a cep and close the door*
then again i'm not autistic

Shit!
*steals your gains and runs away*

>BRAAAAPS when squatting

Remember to drain the blood out of the manlet pit, otherwise it slows down the man lets who have to wade through it the next day.

>not having them drink the blood of their victims for macros
It's like you don't want them to make it

WHO KEEPS SHITTING IN THE SINK?!

What do we do about the mannies that got out?

Was there ever a Veeky Forums meet up at one point?

I usually pay some junior high kids to round them up with nets, Planet of the Apes style.

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>Least used room in the house

>week three
>still arguments about how to clean your asshole
>guy who uses diapers and another one who licks his asshole are coming on top

You have to eat them

It'd be a damn good way to test a girl.
If she could avoid all the desperate ripped autismos then you'd be solid.

A fight broke out in the mansion shower!
Did you make it?

Gains goblins and they want me to go to jail for underage sex

I think that was a /sp/artan meet-up

LOL

>"Guys, I see pajeets outside the windows, and, and, uh...."
>*peeks some more*
>"Shit, one of them is holding a grocery bag full of sippy straws and max-strength ex-lax."

Yes, moot even showed up, there are pictures of redwood deadlifting him.

There's been a few. I found this one in the archives

Also this abomination
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They had a group picture done. But I can't find that now

>mfw it's been over a decade since you have had a group of lads to laugh with

About 5 years here. I literally haven't had a real friend in a long ass time. It sucks

pizza + ice creme = keto got it thanks mr.piano man

hahaha holy shit thats great

I remember a few years back we had a thread about a having secluded lifting monastery where in order to gain entrance you had to lift a gate of a certain amount up. Then inside the monastery there were concentric walls around the center with each gate requiring more weight as you neared the center. Of course you could live in the lower levels in order to train to get into the next zone. It was a fun thread. No grills allowed obviously as they would destroy our monastic brotherhood

>open the door to the trap wing
>handle is sticky
>immediately hit by a waft of warm air
>it reeks of semen, lube, and sweat
>high pitched giggles and moans mingled with deep grunting and the sound of balls slapping asses
>turn 360 and cardio away
I'm not sure if I went in that I'd ever get back out.

You're small time.

I've literally never had a best friend.

audible kek

Who's been activating my almonds?

>tfw nobody remembers this

>That deathtrap bar rack.

STAY OUT OF MY ATTIC

what's stopping the manlets from going 2 at a time and doubling their strength lifting the gates?

also
>tfw you bring a girl over and have to swat away manlets and autismos hovering around her like coyotes on a wounded animal

What would be at the center?

An ancient race of beings so far evolved beyond humanity they're irrecognizable.

Go on

Powerlifters

>>turn 360 and cardio away

So you would be facing the same way?
Lmao

>the manlet pit is overflowing with filth

i cleaned it last time

somebody else's turn

AHAHAHA GOT EM THERE, user

REALLY MADE LOOK LIKE A RIIIIGHT KNOB

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>implying there is such thing as perfection

we would revert back to the true master-race. like reverse engineering a chicken into a dinosaur, we would become the great aryan-atlanteans that ruled this world before us. the temple is designed to withstand any cataclysm that would destroy most of humanity, and when that day comes the center circle men will emerge from millenia of slumber to once again teach the ways of civilization and gains to the new proto-humans that would inherit the earth. and once the teachings were done, retreat back into their temple they would, designed to allow in only the purest of proto-human, to join and learn from the masters first hand. so that those proto-humans may once again, rise from the next cataclysm and teach the earthlings once more.

What in gods name do you guys put in the chicken feed?

Some of us were injecting the chickens with test

Sorry brah

This is happening.

Cool story brah

Damn, who the hell let the cardio bunnies out of the cage? They got into my organic carrots!

Things like this are why I still browse Veeky Forums

>tfw you had a friend who was just like you and he died

Someone plz stop binge eating the peanut butter bars

guys someone mixed up all the squat plugs again

Literally a forklift

Or maybe a sky crane

Just keeps getting worse

>guys we need to put the limit of eggs per day down to 24 per person

kek'd quite hard at this post

>mfw my pet manlet isn't potty trained yet.
Drew the short stick (huehue) in the manlet lottery and got a filthy pajeet.

That's fucking bullshit, we just need to stop people from eating all the hens.
This is fucking Veeky Forums, none of you should have a problem with only putting cock in your mouth.

"Y-you too"

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>think I've successfully potty trained Manlet
>one day Manlet pees on the carpet
>Manlet, when will you learn


geez imagine how that must have smelled like
>n...no homo

wow

*puts on anime*

Is this a fucking JoJo reference?

REKT

Hello boys....dinners ready

hey my dad is in there wtf

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you'd be able to carry all that emotional baggage if you weren't so small