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Male

2700 cal
Bulking (permabulk might as well do it clean)
5'10 211.2lbs
286lbsx7 bench
484lbsx1 DL
396lbs squat
176lbsx8 behind the neck OHP

i lift because i like holding heavy shit in my hands

London?

male
2800ish
recomping
6'0 185 17% 1.25/1.5/3.5/4.25
because I'm dead inside and love subjugating my spine to forces many times greater than bodyweight

1. Female
2. 1420
3. Cutting
4. 5'44, 165lbs
5. I was at a wedding last year and met my uncle, who's a legit strongman, and when he went to hug me he picked me up and swung me around like when i was a little girl. He was grunting and sweating with the strain.
I've never been so embarrassed in my life. Started that day.
I lift so I can be lifted.

Male
Averaging 1600
Cutting
Unavailable only recently started recording
So someone will cuddle me while I cry myself to sleep

Male
1900 cut
5'8" king of manlets 175 lbs
Too lazy to type stats
Want revenge on high school sweetheart who left me when we went to college

Male
1800 kcal
maintaining
100kg squat 60kg bench
70kg, 1.75m
feeling good

1. female
2. 1600-1800
3. Maintaining/ slight bulking
4. 5'6 135
5. I want to have normal brain chemistry and i want people to like me without me having to "win them over" with my personality

>everybody posts
>nobody reads

>cis male scum
>probably over 3000
>started cutting few days ago, have to lose the belly fat
>185cm, 95kg, 1.5y lifing

100kg bench for reps, 60kg press for many reps, 80kg squat for many reps, weighted pullups for reps

Male
Don't really count, just trying to eat a lot of healthy food to escape skinnyfat skelly mode.
Bulking.
Lifting for almost two months now. 95/160/245/275 but gonna deload on diddly cause I fuarked my back up last time.
Aesthetics and being a smug cunt.

>Male
>2200 on a cut
>nearing 1234
>I don't know anymore

1. Male/Female
F
2. How many calories do you eat each day?
1200, keto, IF
3. Bulking, cutting or maintaining?
cutting like it's high school
4. Stats
5'4"
156 (down from 174)
110 goal, bulk to 130, maintain there until lower bf%
5. Why do you lift?
To achieve /out/ goals, feel and look better, be stronger, feel more accomplished, to work hard for those things to actually Earn them.

this gave me feels I never wanted to feel again

>ex bf injured himself while trying to lift me up during sex
I'll admit he was a weak fuccboi but still

Female
1500-1700
Maintaining
24, 108lbs
ohp 65lbsx10
bench 90lbsx10
dl 175lbsx10
I can't squat currently because of an injury, but I was doing a weak ass 140lbsx10
I also train pullups, but I really can't put much weight on them at all, 5lbs for a few reps.

I guess I lift for health and strength, and also to look good.

We all girls in here wtf

>female
your chromosomes say otherwise

pic related is what a real woman looks like

>1. Male/Female
Male
>2. How many calories do you eat each day?
1800
>3. Bulking, cutting or maintaining?
Cutting
>4. Stats
5'11", 150 lbs, 18%
>5. Why do you lift?
To look good with and without clothes.

Wearing a dress doesn't make you a girl

it's relevant to thread topic so nobody can really give them shit for it. wondering about the lack of orbiters though

Male
1400 calories
Cutting
181.9 lb 24.9 % bf at 5'9 height.
To get fokin joocy.

>1. Male/grill
Male
>2. How many calories do you eat each day?
Not enough.
>3. Bulking, cutting or maintaining?
bulk
>4. Stats
6'1 150lbs 8in
>5. Why do you lift?
I want to look thicc, sick of being skelly.

yeah i'm surprised there are so many :O

thought this place was like 99% male lol

Male
1975
Cutting
5'10, 235
I enjoy it

Male
3750
Bulking
6'3 197
Want to be a competitive strongman

>female

Male 25
3100-3500 cal/day (bulking)
Bouldering 3 days
Pilates class 2 days
Pushups 20x3 every day not climbing
Pullups 10x3 every day not climbing
Single handed Weight snatches 5x3 (for dynamic climbing moves) every day not climbing
6'0, 165lbs
Look good, feel good, get better at climbing, become someone others look up to so they improve themselves, and mainly for the pus.

I'm the opposite. I'm 6'5", so I want to be able to lift others easily, even if it mean I can't lift myself.

Man 3
3000
Bulking
6'0 196

1. Male
2. Varies, but a 1750 deficit x5/week reduced by .98/day, so roughly 1800-2100 this week, 1950-2250 next
3. Cutting at (pounds of fat * 60) hence the above calculation. Lifts still going up weekly 6 weeks in
4. 6'1" - 205-210? (gym scale is broken) 1.5 years lifting, 305/395/495
5. Hit 361 Bench while keeping other lifts proportional, get big, and possibly get into porn

1. Female
2. 1200 calories
3. Hardcore cutting
4. 90# bench, 90# squat, 150# deadlift
Bodt stats 5ft3 150#
5. Because I'm horribly overweight and I want my husband to keep being attracted to me

holy shit stop typing like such a faggot
>o_O xd ;3 I thought I was le only grill on here, I'm a grill btwww ;)

You're a shit posting piece of crap.

I want the "girls" itt to stop larping

1. Male
2. Cutting
3. 2k kcals max
4. 5'9 180lbs 0.75/1.75/3/3.75
5. Lifting for strength and to not be a cucky beta male

best girl, we're gonna need some progress pics though

1.male
2. 2500 kcal diet
3. Cutting for aesthetics
4.ohp 205 315 bench 405 diddly and 450 squat
Noice what do you wanna look like

anybody caught the pic? I'm kinda curious

please tell me the # stands for kg kek

idk I just felt kinda weird to post a selfie with makeup on then talk about how Mich I hate myself

68kg at 160cm will classify me as a fat fuck, esp in my home country where everybody uses the superior metric system

male
2000ish
cut
6'0 210lbs
to feel good and strong

no how about you hold your spaghetti together

we are the majority now

we can bully you en masse now >:3

I saw it, she was cute, didn't look overweight. But always go for that constant improvement and goals.

now having missed the pic feels even worse. oh well

dann friss halt die hälfte

>F
>1500-1800 depending on activity level
>cutting
>5'10" 180 pounds
>preserve muscle mass, enjoy bodyweight progressions
>tfw finally doing a pistol squat without falling on my ass
>tfw finally holding a tucked L-sit for a few seconds
Feels like... making it.

>1. Male/Female
male
>2. How many calories do you eat each day?
dunno about 3000
>3. Bulking, cutting or maintaining?
permabulking
>4. Stats
all for triples
90kg ohp
145kg squat
185kg diddly

>5. Why do you lift?
long term health
post workout high
keeps me mentally sane
looks
strenght

...

1. Male
2. 2-3k
3. Lean Cut (in no rush)
4. 5'10 170-180
5. >Began lifting at 18 because 135lb at 5'10
>Bulked to 200
>Dropped to natty 170-180
>Got GF, stopped lifting 190s
>Broke up lifting for shreds and PRs

You're cute, and you already knew that. So kindly stfu.

thanks a bunch, btw I expected way worse tbqfh, that's surprisingly cute, for a no make-up selfie of someone who claims to be grossly overweight

Would bleach.

>no makeup
I fail at English. I meant makeup on, although that would have been shit grammar too.

please let me have your gay buttbabies

1. Male
2. How many calories do you eat each day? About 1500
3. Bulking, cutting or maintaining? Cutting
4. 6'0 195lbs, goal of 165
5. Why do you lift? I'm a fatty and always have been ;(

1. Male
2. I dunno
3. Maintaining
4.
>230lbs 5x5 bench
>250lbs 5x5 Squat
>120lbs 5x5 OHP
>290/300lbs 5x5 dead
5. Lifestyle choice / personal well being

M
2,000+
I want to lift more weights
5'9" 165
The weight feels good in movement.

>cute
only when there's the intervention of makeup

behind $50 of makeup and 60 minutes of time is poor self esteem and a hambeast

I would have off'd myself if not for makeup. I can't face the world being just the way I am

are you me? same story pretty much. im in this wierd phase where im 6'1 220 and struggling with leg and belly fat but my delts, peccs, and arms are getting very llean. Keep on brother.

>:O

Why do people do this?

Its 2017

at least you're able to. I'm hideous but can't hide it (inb4 facial hair, I have cuck genetics in that regard)

not really hating, but looking acceptable with makeup but not without is kind of a first world problem, so stop fishing for compliments and wallow in the fact we called you cute

Male.

1850cal, though tempted to go to 1500

cutting.

Been cutting seriously for 2 months. Over two years of not really understanding how to cut, lost 20kg.

I lift as a form of healthy self-harm. I cut because i hate being fat. The cycle is vicious.

Male
2300~
Starting to bulk but I have a hard time eating enough and hitting my macros

No stats, I'm DYEL and starting with a dumbbell/bodyweight routine but I went for a slight cut before the bulk because body dismorphia and stuff and I wanted to lose the love handles before gaining more weight

I lift to look good and be more confident. Also to have a routine since I'm a NEET, and it's actually motivated me to find a job (which I still don't have though). Also I'm balding and you can only pull it off with muscles

187cm, 99kg.

Male
1500 Calories
Cutting
5'9" 181 lbs 23% bodyfat
Because I want to be a strong dad, someone my kids can look up to and respect and be proud of. It might help in getting a girl who'll have them for me too, I guess.
Whats your goal weight, if any? Just curious cause of how similar our stats are.

Male
1600
Cutting
5'9 (in a growth so maybe be more later) 206 (Recovering Fatty)
I lift to make my self feel better and get laid.

Nah, your mental health is jacked. Get fit and get help. You could already get a boyfriend easy.

Male
4800 cals
maintaining
6'10 275 lbs

1.male
2.2000
3.cutting
4.getting back into it after 3 months of break.cardio 30min+ everyday.then lift for the other days. im kinda chubby but everyone says im well built like i have wide shoulders and stuff naturally but i want to try and form my body into one of a Greek god.
5. Im 18 never had a girlfriend or gone on any dates.can bearly even talk to girls because i think childhood thrama butt Im starting to try now before i guess i always pushed myself down saying they wouldnt like me cus i was chubby and i want to lift to give me a long term confident boost.it already gives me a confident boost tought. thats why i like working out right before work because it makes me feel good and helps me talk to others.
Rambling lol

F
1400
cutting
5'6" 144
pic realted

Male
Who cares
Who cares
~180cm ~91 kg
For the ability to easily overpower my victims

Female
1400
Cutting
5'8' 160
I had to take steroids to combat an autoimmune disorder and fucking ballooned up. I felt like shit and got serious about losing weight for the first time ever since my mother showed her love with food and I've always been fat. I haven't weighed this little since elementary school according to some of my old medical records. Wish I would have done it sooner

Male
1400-1800
Cutting (bulking soon)
5'10, 155 lbs
Aesthetic, girls, and strength

F
1600
Cutting
6'1, 170
Because I was bedridden for most of my childhood and was fat for reasons out of my control. Now I can't stand weakness and want to look good and be strong to make up for it all

Really? I had the same issue. I had juvenile dermatomyositis and my parents didn't take me to the doctor for it until I could barely breathe and wasn't even able to eat food. It's a miracle I lived and I spent years recovering and relapsing until senior year in high school

1.Manlet
2; 3. TFW high energy manlet. Supposed to be bulking on 3200 , but got noticeably leaner the last few months. My calorie intake is very high for my stats. Never had to go lower than 2500 calories on my cuts either
4.5ft8 , 160ish lean
5. I am a balkan slav and pretty much everybody lifts here. Its a cultural thing so you end up doing it as well. If I want to meet with a friend , we just go lifting

>>>r/faggot

Male
1860
Cutting
5' 11" / 196 lbs
To look good and feel even better

when did you realise that you were a girl

Male

High but not counting

Bulking for another 6 months. First cut next year and I am scared.

6'2 275

strength improvement is fascinating to me.
Want to improve myself
dont want to be weak and fragile late in life
Dont want a future gf to be stuck with a weak fatty.

Male
3000
Bulking
5'11" 175lbs
I want to build my temple

1. Male
2. ~4000
3. Bulk
4. 6'4" 1/2/3/4 213lb
5. Transferred from field work (rigs) to office work (eng) want to keep my strength up and combat "dad bod" that everyone in the office seems to have.

Female
1200
5'4 122lbs
I don't, I'm just dieting

SHOW ANUS WITH TIME STAMPED SHARPIE OR I OR I.........REEEEEREEEEEEEEE

1. Male
2. I don't fucking know
3. Bulking is for retards. Build muscle mass while not being a fat cunt.
4. I've basically dropped everything to focus on squat. Damn near 3 plates for maybe a double.
5. Because it's fun.

Ayy. A mix between Marc Lobliner and Billy Burr.

Male
1500
Cutting (almost done)
5'8, 150 lbs
Because it's fun and makes me forget my poor life choices. Also for the Bros.

male
3000
slow bulk
185 cm, 85kg. 130/100/160
Strength & fun

1. Male
2. About 3000 on training days (3 times a week), about 500 during the rest
3. Cutting right now
4. 6'1 / 196 lbs
5. It's the only physical activity I do and I don't want to die

>female
>2800-3000
>maintaining
>5'10, 75kg, 23%bf
>3 months lifting, 70kg squat 50kg bench 100kg dl, haven't OHP in a long time but last time I tried it was 30kg, probably more now
>I lift because it makes my messy head feel better

Male 24
1700 cal/day
Cutting for summer
6' 178lbs
To look good and to prove myself that I can stick to something. Both goals are being completed.