Fit people hate

Back in high school AP lit the teacher named me "african chief" and had all the other dudes arm wrestle me for the title

I was dyel and still am (less so now) but it's funny that after losing weight and getting in shape my experience literally directly contradicts this comic

I can just picture this dude sitting at the beach feeling really insecure and leaving after 30 minutes

the anime who refused to be fatshamed

How does one sour grapes this hard?

if i saw him on the beach i would kick sand in his face.

Fuck I want to kill these people.

Not hating because he's improved his physique, but surely that's not normie fit? Or maybe it is in the midwest?

hmm how about instead of "great warrior" or "boring" they think "that guy seems to have a lot of self-discipline and determination" could this be an option?

i have a fairly high murder drive coupled with extremely poor impulse control-craig titus, the jailhouse tapes

That is absolutely normie fit. Normies, in the place where I live, the east coast, would look at that and say "that guy is fit, he definitely works out"

But this completely negates that shit he said about how much it must suck to be fit? Like if judgmental people are so bad, and you're just supposed to ignore them, then I don't see how we're supposed to feel bad for taking care of ourselves?

Lmao honestly i consider myself just HARDLY outta dyel mode after half a year

>tfw just started lifting a week ago
>literally DYEL mode
how long does this phase last, my bros?

I think people start noticing change after like a few months. Nothing huge, but they just start noticing that you dont look quite the same anymore.

I went from dyel to "user you look big, and I don't mean fat" in like 6 months or so. Then again I was also cutting at the same time soooo

3 months if you do it right, especially nutrition...lots don't seem to grasp the concept that's literally 80% of it.

steroids or manlet?

This guy is much fatter than the fat version he draws of himself

6'2" no steroids i got blessed with the 1 finger bicep genetics

If I do a cut but want to maintain and build muscle, can I do this diet?
>5 scoops whey
>3 soylent 2.0 bottles
Total: 1800 calories
210g protein
68g fat
126g carbs

k

If you can stay under your calorie goals, you're golden.

Then again I can't say much for whey. I just eat a fuck ton of chicken.

My main concern is not being able to eat out with my friends for social outings and such. My diet is literally 100% a meal replacement diet.

I won't die or anything, right?

Fuck all that shit.

Can't I just go to the gym, lift solid weights, have a gut & enjoy food?

If you're bulking, yes.

No, he looks like he did GOMAD and only did curls. He honestly looks like shit, which makes the asshurt comment even funnier.

How long lifting and weight? I started out gaining muscle while losing fat but was an amazingly slow process. Your calories seem to low. I was eating clean food and about maintenance sometimes short. I don't believe basic laws of thermodynamics can be applied to our bodies to make nutrition so simple and a lot here will disagree but do some research.

looks like he lifted for two months and this guy still gets jealous, lmao

if you plan on having a gut, you have to be swole as fuck to compensate. you wont get women but you will get respect

5'11", 150 lbs

wanna cut down to 12%. a whey + soylent diet is fine, though, right? macros and nutrients look ok?

No cut.

You realize their is demographic of women who like the beast man with a gut look?

Fuck you midwest for life

no but you'll want to kill yourself because protein shakes gives no satiety

you can do whatever you want user. but the results will adjust accordingly

Ah, just saw the bit about soylent. If you're getting your vital nutrients, and your getting enough calories, theoretically you can swing it. Personally I'd feel like shit doing that, because I can't subsist of snacks and liquid meals.

Also, being on a cut means you generally can't eat out with your friends ever without breaking that cut. You can get lucky, and find some places with low cal menus, but for the most part it's hard as shit and makes you stand out, but fuck it, it's not worth doing if you don't have to bleed for it.

Well, I mean, what are your goals? If you just want to be stronk and eat good, then you absolutely can do that. It sounds nice to me, but I like to have sex, so I'd rather be less stronk but also weigh less (gains are scarce when you cut) and look good

>EDIT: "in 50 years he'll be ALIVE and boring whereas I'll be fucking dead from CAD"

>ut fuck it, it's not worth doing if you don't have to bleed for it.
ok, what would you suggest?
kek, thanks. I'm not gonna lie, I'm doing the 5 scoops + 3 soylent bottles/day because it's convenient and easy to track calories that way.

My heart in other words?

I have great stamina & my last blood pressure was 125/60
>gf had just rushed me to the hospital to to excessive bleeding

>eat out with my friends

> still has freinds

it's confused from start to finish

Check macro calculator but I'd post pictures before you start and turn yourself into a dyel ...that seems small, you'll regret it just for abs

It's a pain in the ass, desu. I have to go to a sushi restaurant next Wednesday because my friends want to hang out.
What does a macro calculator do?

I'm no nutritionist user, my only suggestion is just eat what works for you. My diet is like, a sweet potatoes, chicken, boneless pork chop, white corn tortillas, and sugar free mandarin oranges, and random variations of those things. It's pretty autistic I'd say, but it works for me and gets me where I want to be.

what does a DYEL body look like?

>cutting at 150

Never change /fiti, never change

what's wrong with cutting down to 12% while lifting heavy shit? im skinny fat, so i'm going to cut first, and THEN lean bulk

>Be Veeky Forums and go to the gym consistently
>Still had the time to live in several countries and go in crazy adventures on different continents before the age of 28

> Meanwhile he had time to make a webcomic bitching about body types
I don't think he's had a more interesting life

You don't have anything to cut to. You will just be a skeleton who can't lift any weight.

See, the problem with bulking, as a skinny fat, is that I have no idea whether the calories are going straight to fat or muscle, and I really don't want to look any fatter. So that's why I'm cutting first, and working out four times a week.

Bruh, who gave you that advice?

idk some article on google lol

i want to get out of this skinny fat hell

Poor advice. General consensus among people who actually lift is to bulk first.

Mah nigga

guy thinks he cant have a fun and exciting life without being fatass. topkek.

This guy knows podcasts and e-books are a thing right? You can still lift and absorb knowledge if you want.

Sounds like oskar farkrog or whatever. Hes a gearhead so take his advice with skepticism

Look up "recomp". It's for skinnyfats to do both bulking and cutting.

What's the absolute best program if I want to achieve ottermode?

Calisthenics. You will likely have surpassed it by the time you reach 1/2/3/4 so if you want to stay otter do bodyweight shit and stay relatively lean.

These people really overestimate how much time we really spend in the gym and how interesting they are. Guess what, you're not more interesting than me because you have 4-6 more hours a week looking at cat pics, science memes, playing video games, and fapping to cuck porn.

Calisthenics can be done at home, right? Gym not necessary?

Also, what's 1/2/3/4?
I was looking at SS and SL, as well. Are those any good for ottermode?

And doing one of these programs, should I be on a cut or bulk?

I never understood why people think working out is such a chore and a waste of time.
It's one of the few things that actually makes me feel good, which is pretty obviously from the release of endorphins. I don't feel the need to consume sugary foods/booze when I work out regularly, as I don't need exogenous chemicals to temporarily feel good.
Looking better is nice, but feeling great is the main reason I work out.

It's fucking amazing how people cope with their insecurity. How could you look at someone who looks great and think "yeah but he must be a shitty person". It's pathetic beyond belief.

Like a year+

is it just me or does this kids hands look way too big?

Because people are lazy. They are lazy and they know it deep down, they envy the greek god look. Who wouldn't want to look like frank zane for example? But if they admit their own weakness they will feel shit about themself, when you feel shit you either ignore the problem or work on it. So lying the themself is a lot easier then to do something about it.

>Soylent

It's never going to be normal, shilly billy. Eat real food.

actually laughed out loud at the idea that he'll still be alive in 50 years

then again technology keeps advancing so who the fuck knows

The best part is that even though he spouts this nonsense about acceptance and not caring hell still feel those pangs of insecurity and jealousy when he sees someone with a nicer body at the beach

In 50 years if you actually kept up being active you won't look like a complete sack of shit, far from it actually.

Normiefit where I'm from (Iowa) is about 5'10", 220, a bit pudgy but can fucking move hogs around. Scrawny fucks need not apply

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>My main concern is not being able to eat out with my friends for social outings and such. My diet is literally 100% a meal replacement diet.
>I won't die or anything, right?

You'll be fine. Just replace one of your meal replacements with a meal.

skinnyfat is literally normie fit. you just need a little bit of arm and ab definition and normies will say you're "shredded"

just fucking lift you dyel lift stick. No reason to cut because surely, you have no experience doing so. Eat at maintainance, lift.

youtube.com/watch?v=83nEQAO_U9k

>why is everyone s obsessed with cutting when they are scrawny fucks

Both this post and the reddit one are bait

literally looks no different, still a miniscule dyel

Forever.
t. body dysmorphia

great progress for half a year. Keep it up

Whats with everyone saying its impossible to maintain a cut and eat out with friends? Just skip breakfast and/or lunch and pick some chicken based meal.

>tfw weird knees and I run like a fucking retard

>Go to the gym for 4 hours a week
>Out of 168 hours
>I can't live a meaningful life because less than 5% of my life is at the gym.

Also I seriously doubt that retard does anything productive with his time, he probably watches tv or plays video games

There's a demographic of men who like penises. Should women grow penises in order to appease the niche market?

>Oh, that guy's life must be pretty damn boring if he can devote so much of it to lifting pieces of metal

This is fascinating, is it true? Are our motivations truly predetermined, and we just rationalize? I feel like if I'm at the gym and want to just leave without giving it my all, I can rationally convince myself not to do that, though

reminder to take everything that comes from soft 'science' with a massive grain of salt

keep in mind that soft 'sciences' are also the driving force behing shit like this
youtube.com/watch?v=Wllc5gSc-N8

>wow how boring that guy spends about 8 hours a week on a hobby that makes his life better in every way instead of spending 100% of his free time watching Netflix, what a boring person.

> soylent 2.gay

why? its just maltodextrin -- enjoy your diabeefus you lazy fuck. you don't even deserve protons. learn 2 cook.

not gonna lie, this looks fun

Fucking this. You hear these people all the time say "I COULD go to the gym but I'd rather do something creative and engage my mind lol." Guarantee these fuckers watch hours of tv every single night

>Pumped up
HAH

Overweight guy is afraid of being judged for being out of shape then projects his insecurities at a fit guy for being boring even though he knows nothing about the /fitizen's /lit, /a, /k, /biz, or any other hobby or activity.
These people are cancer.