You wake up and you have this body

what would you do?

Probably do what Chris Cornell did last night

Shoot myself all over as a punishment then in the head

Use my advanced knowledge of lifting to have the most destructive full body workout known to mankind

I would start lifting asap. that body isn't too bad and could probably make decent gains within a year

Get some roids and start eating

Start eating meat and take test and dbol.

Probably go down to the local DNC office. Make sure I'm registered for the D.

You know to vote D and get the D from several poly and genderfluid boyfriends while my girlfriend Bob watches MSNBC.

easy manlet gains

I WOULD LEARN, I WOULD FINALLY LEARN.

Kill myself without thinking.

being a skelly I could work with but fuck that chin and those tattoos

realistically if I had knowledge of my past (=current) life I would kill myself

Thanks for this nightmare asshole. I will dream this at least once in my life now.

>implying manlets ever learn

user i.....

Get fucking stronger. Big Boss went from hungry skeleton to super solider in two weeks that means so can I.

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this picture was more physically repulsing than any anal prolapse or beheading video

I pretty sure they gave him some nano machine steriods

roid, because that is literally the only way you'd be able to "make it"

Delete this

Level 0 reset? Let's do dis

The fat dude's tattoo means "bear". Aren't gay bears supposed to be strong and not just fat

but where are niplles

These """"people"""" voted for hilary

I was eating you sick fuck

SHUT THE FUCK UP RACIST

>weeabo
idk man this world is fucked

Same as 'curvy' women are supposed to have curves and not just be fat

Here's what I don't understand. Why is his face so fat but the rest of his body so skinny. Its like he's literally balancing a grape on a toothpick. What happened? Who did this to him?

do the world a service and become an hero

>M-Mac?

bear just means fat gay guy.

That's an FTM trans, reverse boob job.

kaposi sarcoma on his left hip? AIDS would explain his weight

>but where are niplles
but where are my sides?

I had no idea

Audioslave's self titled album was the only one in my car for the longest time

I probably listened to it a million times

Ronald McDonald and no lifting.

Probably hypercortisolism caused by whatever cocktail of hormones he/she/it took to attain the dingy potato sack that is their current form.

Oh my fucking god.
I would dirty bulk.
Filthy fucking DEGENRATE bulk.
5k-6k calories a day.
Eating butter and oil to make kcals.
200 grams of protein a day.
And lift. All day.
Become the biggest, strongest strongfat that ever lived.
Set diddly, squat, bench record, then cut to thick, solid, tight.

Youtube, book, make name a brand. Sell meme workouts and meme supps. Create lines of all kind of meme fitness shit and completely sellout and destroy my name in the fitness industry. Fuck them, I dont need them. I need the inpatient fatties and skinny kids.

>you wanna set fucking records and be sexy as fuck like me?
>mean jean fat burners
>mean jean fat gainers
>mean jean muscle exploders
>mean jean testXbooster
>mean jean "get jacked" preworkout
>mean jean "YES explode" pre-preworkout
>mean jean "bust in your mouth" protein

Mean Jean gear
>mean jean straps
>mean jean gloves
>mean jean resistance bands
>mean jean ab crucher
>mean jean "thigh blaster"
>mean jean memiest meme workout shit youve ever memed

Paint mean jean on anything associated with exercise.

Then just retire, being aesthetic as fuck, and....i dont know, get into a mediocre middle aged career or something?

>isn't too bad
That is the worst body I have ever seen outside of Auschwitz.

/fit keeps saying this is a F2M.
Any pics from when it was just a F?

I haven't seen any but the scars from breast removal are pretty clear on their chest if you needed any more evidence.

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He's not a bear, hes a chub. chubs have been trying to get in on the bear scene forever.

BTW, scrawny little faggots are the last thing a bear wants, they're called chasers and they dont get none.

I dont need evidence.
I just wanna see it as a woman.

I figured, thought I'd point it out just in case.

start posting liberal things on reddit

shit taste, and I liked Soundgarden

That's why there's a difference between bear and musclebear

it's a tranny so probably from some sort of surgery

I just don't understand how you can be that skinny buy have a fat face. It's not even fat round, it's pudgy fat.

Hormone therapy tends to fuck you up in more ways than one.

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150mg test prop, 100mg tren ace

eat a buncha shawarmas

wheers dhe benis? X-DDD

Immediately get on TRT and lift.

probably should have mentioned that you also have their financial status as well.

in the hole 80k for a womens studies degree im afraid.

immediately kill myself

Borrow as much money as possible and gamble it all on one hand of blackjack.
If I lose then I just off myself.
If I win a bunch of money then I would spend it on trying to sort out this mess.
I'm fine with either outcome.

Suicide is lookin pretty good.

wtf i hate gays now?

wow.....so this....is what progress looks like...

At least I'd have hair.

looks ftm? look at the scars above the nipples.

Id shoot myself but i doubt i could lift a loaded gun.

Kill myself, no, honestly, fucking end my life in the very second.

what scars above the nipples are you seeing? there is nothing above his nipples lmao

absolutely revolting but I would start taking test, do starting strength and transition to the full routine with accessories. Probably wouldn't get very high for my lifts before being considered "intermediate" if you consider that when you no longer get stronger every 48-72 hours after rest. Heavy bulk and hopefully the test would keep me lean. After which switch to Texas method and continue. After which switch to a hypertrophy routine.

It's FUCKED whatever it is

>tfw I unironically have that

Well I'm muscular but my body is low fat and ripped and the face is still fat and swollen up. I look so fucking stupid.

>isn't too bad
It's literally a ftm tranny

Immediately hop on the dark web order up a nice fat cycle and do stronglifts for 14 weeks straight

> GOTTA MUNCH LARGE TO GET LARGE WADAYASAY

Kill myself.

why does the clock kid look like that?

Lift to the point where I could sacrifice all the flesh tainted by those awful tattoos.

This is a good example of a bear.

Jake Gyllenhaal got big.

GOMAD

200 Test 700 Tren until swole

jesus wtf

SS + GOMAD. Only write answer.

Or is gear an option?

Do I keep my head? If yes I would be happy that I lost my bodyfat and start a semi clean bulk. Also save money to remove the shitty tattoos.

If I get that head too: suicide

>Born a woman
>Turning yourself into a beta "male"

Some hardcore pain olympics right there

Jake has been working out

I have seen that creature before. w-what is it?

You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Take a photo of me squeezing avocados like they were my lovers balls then post the pic on a Russian whaling board asking people what they would do if they looked like me.

Reminded me of Blaire White

I would stop taking corticosteroids, start eating right,lift and cardio

diddlies ofc since it's diddlies day

Kms

Hit a jar of peanut butter like there are diamonds at the bottom.

Even in Auschwitz they looked better
That person somehow has a skeleton but with a double chin

Honestly, wouldn't it be best to just become a woman again?

I don't know how messed up they get, but it's probably not irreversible like the ole dick chop, right?

Kms prolly

A guy who pumped his body full of synthol instead of actually lifting

Not even gay, but I want to rub my face on that fur. It must be comfy.

suicide rate for trans is through the roof

>not even gay
This is a lie