New FPS/FPH thread

the 4.492th repost or the quality?

>everyone is either lithe, built as fuck, or a bit chunk but still tall and look muscular enough

>one random lardo

hilarious

this ones pretty obligatory for these.

So that's who sits down and eats at Starbucks.

My workplace is around 80% fatties and the amount of complaining is insane.

Told my gf (also works at the same place) if she gets fat I'm dumping her, She then tells the other girls at work what I said, after a few comments I hit them with "The way you treat your body is a representation of yourself"

I'm pretty angry that she is in such a fat mentality, her New Year res was to join the gym and quit smoking. Neither has been accomplished, and fucken today. Doesn't matter I brought $170 in groceries 3 days ago, she couldn't be bothered cooking breakfast for herself so I drove her to McDonald's. Medium big mac meal, chicken burger and some Big Mac sauce in a tub.

Is his bait?

If you want her to lose weight
, Why the fuck would you drive her to McDonalds?

Beta.

>she couldn't be bothered cooking breakfast for herself so I drove her to McDonald's.
You're enabling her you dumb shit. Why didn't you just make her some breakfast? Even just some fucking eggs and toast or something.

>Bigger on the outside

if a girl is a fat bitch in her head you wont get her to care about herself. gratz btw that you helped her attitude and drove her to mcdonalds. id say "dump that spergo" but in this case you deserve it.

I like how the "fat" Green Lantern has still a sexy bear body shape, but the fatty on the far left is just disgusting.

Not bait, I tried for 6 months to get her to come gym or for walks. Basically anything outside but she'd rather the couch and a 25pk of ciggies.

Oh and no anal or blowjobs. Gotta ride this storm till the lease is up.

>so I drove her to McDonald's. Medium big mac meal, chicken burger and some Big Mac sauce in a tub.
I refuse to believe someone could be this beta

at least he started to change his beta cuck ways

>She then tells the other girls at work what I said
>hasnt joined a gym
>hasnt stopped smoking
>made you drive her to mcdonalds
dude fucking leave her, if you dont do it now youll regret it. dump her ass this instant there is nothing for you in that relationship

Damn, this looks like she's a worm sitting on a half a human body. (probably ate the other half)

>have sex while there's a guest in the house
>meanwhile, the guest starts working out
What is this, the Sims?

kekd

If only you could make gains just like in the sims

>Lift weights for 5 minutes
>"Physics +1"
>Never lose that +1 ever
>Be super jacked after one week

youtube.com/watch?v=MLbgxlYgLzY

similar mang, at least she hates smokers.

I do most of the cooking and she non stop complains she wants cookies and pancakes and chocolate. I let her eat crackers for breakfast, if I make oats she will not eat and just pig something later.

When it is exercise time, she does not bothered at all and suddenly has all kinds of important stuff to do which I don't let her.
I go running with her, it takes us like 20 mins to run 1000m, we keep a brief 1min break after every 100m or so. Changing clothes for running is chore itself, like 5 mins.

and then she is like, how do you like my dress? Do you think this lingerie would look good? Do you find me beautiful?

I mean, she was able to buy into some of my values, but man, at this rate the beetus is inevitable.

Yeah mate, it's fucking bullshit, we can only try, they give excuses and say they have no money or no time but can spend half a day on Netflix and buying fake money on casino games, my patience is paying off though. She caught a chick mirin super hard and she got all butthurt.

kek

plus this, she is all insecure about it

>you should not go partying with your friends
>don't ever wing for your mates
>best if you don't even talk to girls at all, not even ugly ones

>A P R O N M O D E

how can people afford to buy fifteen burger combos a day but not afford new clothes

What the hell?? How does her body even work? It almost looks like her legs are super long and meet just below her shirt.

I'm eating a salami sandwich...

her bulging stomach is being pressed together by the hitched-up hem of her shorts because they are too small, creating a crevice in the middle of it.

Her thighs are threatening to droop down over her knees, but her ankles seem completely unaffected.

her breasts are hanging so low her bellybutton is inbetween her nipples, and they are barely inside her shirt. seriously, if she reaches for something up on a shelf everything will pop out.

Her arms seem to be made of halfway inflated bicycle tires.

but hey, health at every size?

notice the absolute lack of hips, the (somewhat) normal face and completely normal calves/ankles?
using my fatduction skills i can safely assume that this woman used to be thin, maybe even naturally "lithe", but massive weight gain in a disturbingly short amount of time has turned into this.
maybe that's why her clothes are so small. they are from "before"

I work overnights in a care home with a morbidly obese woman that does basically nothing. Guessing she is mid 30's 5 feet tall WELL over 300 pounds, but not good at estimating, she looks like a ball though.

>gets dropped off AND picked up by her elderly mother
>8 hour shift so her mom must be getting 6ish hours of sleep assuming last thing she does is drop her off and first thing she does is pick her up in the morning
>bitches that her mom asks her for gas money
>completely winded by the 15 foot walk from the parking lot to the front door
>has done maybe 2 actual bits of work since starting 6 months ago
>sleeps literally 75% of the shift (not a hard job, just have to have people on site at all times + some cleaning)
>her snoring is deeper and has more bass than any dubstep song
>looked up pig snoring for an example
>would prefer hearing a literal pig snoring
>brings in a grocery bag of food every day
>today's selection: 2 cans of soda, 1 family sized carafe of apple juice, family sized bag of peanut m&ms, slice of cheese cake, 1 fruit cup and a store bought salad

She is probably going to be fired soon, if she can't keep down a job where your only responsibility is to be on site and awake I can't imagine her being able to do anything anywhere.

She has 2 kids, I feel really bad for them and their futures.

I thought those may have been her breasts, I just didn't want to admit to myself they were that..shape?

Can you imagine being her though?
>be very overweight woman
>wake up, half arse a shower
>squeeze into clothing obviously too small
>as you're about to leave to go shopping, turn around and look in the mirror
>look at THAT and think 'this is ok, I don't mind going out in public like this'
That's the worst part. If you're that big, at least buy clothes that fir a little better.

>2 cans of soda, 1 family sized carafe of apple juice, family sized bag of peanut m&ms, slice of cheese cake, 1 fruit cup and a store bought salad
Jesus christ can your body even handle that much sugar at once? How is she alive?

>She has 2 kids, I feel really bad for them and their futures.
Poor things.

i think this is her as a child

Her left leg looks like a crushed penis

>wake up and stretch across your sheets
>feel like you're in a romance novel with the sun spilling into your room
>today will be a good day
>you always have your hair in a ponytail even when you sleep to save time in the morning
>it's super warm but you have no shorts that fit over your complete lack of hips
>narrow hips means you're skinny tho so it's fine
>#justlolitaproblems
>steal a shirt from your little sister
>i fits like a crop top
>kind of matches your boxers
>hm
>that might work
>no one will be able to tell it's not actually shorts
>wearing underwear in public makes you feel a bit naughty
>match your earrings to your outfit
>grab your chanel reusable bag to look like you have money
>throw open the door and face the world

i think it sounds sweet to be that ignorant

I meant right leg*

'you' were right before

>looked up pig snoring for an example
youtube.com/watch?v=v54nOTjh6Ag

kek can't be unseen

it's deeper but less gargled than that

You know how you can feel a car coming with their windows closed playing a bass heavy song. It has the same effect.

Prisoner obviously. How else am I to start the violent gang rape group? First i'd offer my own hole as a release for the lads then after a few weeks warm them up to the idea of taking turns. Eventually the guards are going to get jealous of our hole stretching sessions and willingly submit to our group. One by one they will be corrupted and have their holes violated until everyone has joined.

There will be no division, no hate, no pain.
Only the holes and filling them will matter.

And they shall be led by me, The Great Gape user the First.
I shall lead their minds into the light of pleasure and their shafts into holes of dark.

Beautiful, you should run that by Veeky Forums

You mean thats the one that sits down and eats starbucks

wtf?!

what the fuck

>he doesn't appreciate a well developed fupa

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Green lantern might be a bit bulky but then again like other user mentioned he is bear mode and can easily get away with that. That lady is just another fat person.

>Fat mentality

The thing that bothers me the most is she likes you because your fit but would never want to put the same or a similar effort to be fit with you. Do not fall for females with their looks it will tank hard in their late 20's what is important is finding someone that has similar ambitions to you.

>Chick mires hard
>Does nothing but whine about it and changes nothing about her life.

Well stay says a lot about her laziness.

I'm gonna need some help on understanding just what I am looking at. Is that her belly button molding into a fat pad vagina? Where's the break between the legs and the apron? Why has she developed a nutsack the size of bowling balls made out of fat. How has she managed to perfectly craft her dick feet?

Thanks Batman

I wish people replying would post images, so it wouldnt be 1/5 fph and 4/5 offtopic or "ew fat ppl gross". This is a breddy good thread though.

>tfw I'm bipolar and fit
Some meds can really make you fat, though. I guess I dodged a bullet there.

>I do most of the cooking and she non stop complains she wants cookies and pancakes and chocolate
Got you breh

>2014
crazy to think that everyone in this photo is probably already dead

How does meds make you fat? You mean it makes you feel more hungry?

okay you ruined my camel toe fetish for me now

I have no idea, but Lithium and some antipsychotics can have weight gain as a side effect.

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Antipsychotics and booze got me up to well over 300lbs. I was worried about being able to lose weight again with the meds but so far so good, it's just taking a while.

Come help save fat fuck lives on /r9k/

/r9k/thread/37127725

they must be enlightened

>take their money

and their feet, I guess.

Try not to get too invested, m8.
The mere fact they post on that desolate place means they're already almost certainly beyond saving

Fuck my sides

I wasn't glad I voted for Trump until you posted this.

My gf used to work there, can confirm that the food is some of the worst you can put in your body. They seem pretentious, but they're fast food, you would literally be better off going to Burger King.

>bro that lift but gets a fatfuck gf
why?

lifting doesnt always help self-confidence

>how can people afford to buy fifteen burger combos a day but not afford new clothes

>that chanel bag

She CAN afford new clothes, she just chooses to wear that either out of denial or unjustified pride.

If I called the cops, I wonder if I could get that woman arrested for indecent exposure.

You can feel fat after a cheat meal, that's probably why its there.

>80% fatties
Which part of the gubment do you work for?

Kek
Did she steal that clothing from her kid? Sure looks like it

>have kids that are obsessed with pancakes
Thanks for that recipe

That's satire my man, and it's hilarious.

God dam it user i just bought salami for sammiches now i dont even want that shit

>"I EAT HEALTHY! I EAT SALADS ALL THE TIME! I JUST HAVE A SLOW METABOLISM!!!! I CAN'T HELP IT"

Dont you dare drag lolita shit into this motherfucker.

>everyone clapped
>not 'everyone did jazz hands'
Fake.

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who would name their daughter meatball?

Thes two.

Who would name their cat meatball?

Bless you Al

Al's insults were always gold, but I feel like this particular one doesn't have the *oomph* that the others do.

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600 cals is like half of her tdee at maintenance

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