Alright user, you made some nice noobgains. Big deal

Alright user, you made some nice noobgains. Big deal.
I am still gonna make you an offer:
You will get faithful 6.5/10 GF with mad cooking skills.
BUT I want 15% royalty of your gains until you hit 3pl8 squat, after that it drops to 5%.
What do you say?

>faithful
She won't be.

Make it a 7/10 and it's a deal, Kevin

id like to buy a lifeline tom

make it a 7. and I want her to wear red lipstick all the time.
THEN we have a deal

Listen up you slimey fuck, bump the gf up to an 8/10. 12.5% royalty until 3pl8 and I get prima nocta rights on your daughters and we have a deal

First off, thank you for your offer Mr. Wonderful.. Do any of the other sharks have an offer? Mark? Daymond?..... Barbara?

>implying any business venture is worth it if you need to prop it up with VC money

Enjoy your cheap rideshares and food delivery while you can, user!

Plus who would take that deal for only a 6.5/10? Settle for no less than a 7.5/10 korean gf.

>I'll give you $1,250,000 for 0% equity on the condition that we become best friends and hang out 3 times a week to go to the gym together
What do you say?

Robert is such a bro. He just has so much fun without ill will but always remains honest with you