How many scoops user?

>how many scoops user?

Zero please!

You don't even know the level of willpower it takes not to eat that stuff, working at one of those places (marble slab)

Yes I'm a faggot phone-poster

who told you my name??

post tits. I see a hump under that apron. POST TITS NOW

I'll take two

DRONALD GERMPH

4 scoops come on

NO NO NO NOOO!

Just one, miss, I'm...trying to watch my figure. Cake cone.

marble slab blows cold stone out of the water too bad the one near me closed down

All of them.

Holy fuck can yu imagine when he gets old? There will be enough loose skin to make a parachute. Piano man will finally be able to leap from buildings at night and just extend his arms to gently let the air guide him down. He'll be a super-hero.

>when he gets old
kek

i dont think hes gonna live to see that as bad and good as that is for him

That frizzy haired bitch needs a hairnet.

>Order something from ColdJew
>There's a bunch of ice, random toppings, and ice cream from the previous order on the slab
>My ice cream gets slapped down right on top of it and the extraneous shit gets scraped up into it
>This happens every damn time
How hard is it to get a spatula and scrape off the slab after an order?

If you let yourself get old, you lived a soft normie life.

one for each gender right?

double chicken please

He's already nearing 50 brah

That would make 63 scoops though

>implying less than 50 is old

I'd say that user was talking about Wealthy Keyboard when he gets to be like 70 but we all know he's going to be dead before then.

TWHOO SCOOPPSSS

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That would make 3

Male
Female
Mentally Ill

>Mentally ill being a gender

Still funny tho

this guy knows whats up

The magic of sterons.