I fell in love today

I fell in love today
>she has a boyftiend

>she
never gonna make it

>be me
>be in university gym with alumni pass since golds gym sucks
>be ex-bodybuilder (still in great condition even without gear)
>drive a Lexus
>live by myself
>have a desk job writing grants for disproportionately affected communities (i.e. niggers)
>see tiny short-stack Latina working as a gym assistant, 4ft 8in est 95 lbs
>she's the most beautiful dark brown girl ive ever fucking seen with perfect skin, long black hair, perfect thigh gap between her tiny legs, etc, etc.
>talk to her
>has the most feminine voice ive ever heard...so much more appealing than every white woman ive met especially the old crones at the office
>her name is Esmeralda or "Esme"
>10 seconds later
>fat fucking white chick comes up, and i mean fucking hamplanet status
>plants lips on my tiny cute brown attraction
>TFW shes a god damn Lesbian
>FUCK WHITE WOMEN GOD DAMN IT even the unattractive ones who don't get BLACKED are now a fucking problem
>she graduates that semester
>never see another Latina like her again
>it's been 2 years
>fap to pony porn as my prospects on life spiral downward despite having material assets
>fucking kill me

>her boyfriend's tall, and he plays ball, how am i gonna compete with that?

>falling for a girl
>she doesn't know I exist

> You will never grow up with a girl childhood friend.
> You will never hang out every day together and have fun and become close together.
> You will never get to hear from her one day that she will need to move away.
> You will never get to hear from her that she wants to marry you when both of you become older.
> You will never be able to after years passed and you encounter her again that you realized she became much more beautiful.
> You will never get to hear from her that she still remembers that childhood marriage promise.
> You will never get a chance to tell her that you remembered also as cries tears of happiness.
> You will never then both kiss knowing that both of you found true happiness.

>you will never grow up with a childhood friend

>tfw your childhood friend's father died and their life and family spiraled out of control

I like to think we would still be friends if their dad was alive.

How old are you user?

mybrotherisdu (6:28:38 PM): What's up, this is Nick from trig class.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:30:02 PM): oh heyy nick!
mybrotherisdu (6:30:11 PM): Need any help with math?
mybrotherisdu (6:30:19 PM): Or anything else?
XXXXXXXXXX (6:30:54 PM): nah i get it now
XXXXXXXXXX (6:30:59 PM): thx to you
XXXXXXXXXX (6:31:02 PM): =)
mybrotherisdu (6:31:20 PM): I do what I can.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:32:15 PM): haha
mybrotherisdu (6:32:26 PM): So, what's up?
mybrotherisdu (6:33:09 PM): How was your day?
mybrotherisdu (6:35:47 PM): Please respond.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:35:56 PM): it was good
mybrotherisdu (6:36:56 PM): Is your internet lagging?
XXXXXXXXXX (6:37:00 PM): for a monday atl east
mybrotherisdu (6:37:02 PM): I can help you fix that.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:37:39 PM): no im just a lil busy atm
mybrotherisdu (6:37:50 PM): Oh, sorry.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:38:12 PM): lol nah its ok
XXXXXXXXXX (6:38:18 PM): nothing major
mybrotherisdu (6:38:26 PM): Oh.
mybrotherisdu (6:45:03 PM): Hey, well btw I passed my driving test today and I'm going to get a car this weekend.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:45:13 PM): heyy i gtg
mybrotherisdu (6:45:14 PM): In case you ever need a ride somewhere.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:45:21 PM): nice talking to you
mybrotherisdu (6:45:23 PM): Oh.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:45:26 PM): bye
mybrotherisdu (6:45:34 PM): Well I'll see you 7th period tomorrow!
XXXXXXXXXX signed off at 6:45:36 PM

>7th period
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE UNDERAGE GET OUT OF MY BOARD

bruh

>15. All pony/brony threads, images, Flashes, and avatars belong on /mlp/.

>tfw ex saw me on the bus, left her group of friends and sat down to talk with me

Veeky Forums I don't know how to feel.

It's been 3 years

Bro, that chick was obviously not very interested in talking to you from the start. You came off as EXTREMELY needy (practically prostrating yourself before her, telling her shit she doesn't care about in an obvious attempt to keep her attention) and also overly-formal (proper capitalization, proper punctuation). Replying to her immediately while she makes you wait several minutes at minimum. You also didn't comprehend the OBVIOUS dismissal when she finally threw you a bone to try and mercy-kill that depressing display of tactless thirst.

This belongs in a cringe thread.

>implying traps aren't women

Speak for yourself faggot

...

That's just hard to read bro take a goddamn hint when she said she got it

/blackbar/ by it she means chads fuck /blackbar/

>new guy at work
>small, thin, blonde hair blue eyes
>like an angel
>all i want to do is hug him
i am not gay am i?
hugs arent gay.

cute

I think you have genuine autism and you should kill yourself.

>Tfw starting to feel things for female friend
This is only because Im around her too fucking much, relationship with her is a fucking awful idea and I'm pretty sure fucking her would only make the feelings worse
Time to distance myself and try to talk to other girls more
AaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOU FUCKED UP KID

>7th period
>7th

wtf how long is your school day or how short are your lessons?

You're gay desu

its only gay if we hold hands

>love
>boyfriend

Still falling for the reality meme I see

AH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA !!

Are you saying you'd hug him but not hold his hands? Just remember there's some fuckin' ottermode barista just around the corner ready to take that sweet sweet ass down to a craft brewery so he can drop a load down his throat on the couch back at his studio apartment


Don't get homo cucked user; man up and hold his delicate beautiful fucking hands goddamn you

This made me puke
How can people be so autistic and can cling on such retarded miniscule shitty dreams
Fucking hell, I would kill myself I had this mentality

>since golds gym sucks
Leave

i didn't ask for these feels

Fuckin a man

>overly-formal (proper capitalization, proper punctuation)
Oh come on

The childhood friend I grew uo with is so dumb its impressive. Everytime I try to reconnect with her I start ordering rounds of shots so I stop assuming she can keep up.

Life isn't anime. Find somebody that works for you, stop pursuing romanticized ideals. You'll be much happier user.

>your new PR will never get her back

I fell in love today
>she has a boyftiend
>tfw I'm her boyfriend

Congrats you've officially made it by Veeky Forums standards please kindly dump all your dank memes and exit the board.

Iktf except she's also engaged. Also she became my friend while I still had a gf and we've become extremely close friends now and I don't know how to end it.

>please respond

not Veeky Forums related, delete the thread and lurk daily for at least two months before you post again.

>you will never be born into a house that is known throughout the empire
> you will never spend your days playing in the forum with the other patrician boys
> you will never grow up hearing tales of your great uncle Spurius Gladius and how he killed a thousand barbarians
> you will never be called to defend your homelands from pillaging goths
> you will never meet a qt barbarian girl
> you will never take her as a slave and slowly colonise her mind and body
> you will never be considered a traitor for falling in love with a barbarian and be stripped of your house, name and lands.
> she will never whisper "I love you no matter who you are or where we are
> you will never die saving her and your 15 children from pirates.
> she will never dedicate a shrine to you and attend it faithfully until her death.
What's the point?

god that was difficult to read

thank you for a feel I didn't ask for

who the fuck writes properly on the internet? at LEAST ignore capitalization if you don't want to write like a negro

>alright I have to get her to respond without sounding desperate
>"Please respond."
>perfect

Did you use block scheduling in school or something?

>fell in love at uni with girl who has bf
>she dropped out and moved away
Hold me lads

seriously what the fuck
>talk to cute girl in my major who lived across from me freshman year
Has boyfriend
>Start talking to lab partner
has boyfriend
>Girl in some of my classes I start to really like
Lives with her boyfriend. Boyfriend has a kid
>Cute girl doing the same internship as me
Boyfriend 8 years older than her

>been talking to girl for awhile
>never mentions boyfriend ever
>mention adding me on facebook
>starts talking about her bf

Women love male attention

Just because there is goalie doesnt mean you can't score

Rarity is my fave

>new girl in friend group
>all males are pulled into gravitational orbit
>i like her but resist the urge to be another one of those drooling attention beggars
>we happen to like same music
>we are now going to a concert together
>I pretended to like the band, but w/e
A-am I making it?

> Flirt with qt Starbucks girl over a few weeks
> Always asks me what I'm doing and commenting how she's not doing anything and never goes out
> Finally decide to ask her out
> Our normal conversation she comments how she has no plans all weekend
> Ask her if she wants to have dinner
> Uhhhh no? I have a boyfriend!
I am disappoint.

>allowing female friends into the group

bunch of beta cucks

>Women who cheat are whores
>Me who chase taken woman are pathetic

You're all degenerates and you'll never make it.