I need help Veeky Forums, I live in a divided house in the roughest area of a city. New residents have just moved in and they sound gobby and chavy as fuck. I need to look tough and intimidating.
I've seen how they dress, harringtons, snapbacks, weird styles of dress. Its a male and a female and I'm scared. I havent had the chance to make acquaintance with them, yet just today a friend of theirs was living as I was entering. I said "Alright mate" to which he glarred at me and said "you goin' in there?" n just walked off.
I worried since I have to share a corridor and garden with them.
tl;dr how to get tuff
Fitness related note: >5'9 >12 stone/ 170lbs/ 77kg >Calisthenics multiple times a week >MMA and boxing collectively 1 1/2 years >Still a massive pussy inside
Jose James
Cold showers, jerk off with IcyHot, report back in a month
Leo Anderson
Get some steel toed Dr Martens. They add an inch or so onto your height and people seem to associate them with people who give no fucks.
Get on steroids. Nothing serious, just a decent dose of test. Gain at least 10kg.
Ian Kelly
Get à buzzcut and never wear à hat.
Jayden Cruz
It's all about bone structure, so you're probably fucked
Christopher Roberts
Appearance won`t help you mate, if you got no confidence in yourself
Daniel Russell
Open carry a toy hand gun, while concealed carrying the real one. That way if someone steals your open carry to use against you and realizes It's fake, they'll be all like " what the fuck nerd" and that when you draw your concealed pistol and ask them if they are feeling lucky.
Jace Green
>join military >get oversea > kill people > see people die > cold showers >get back >get into boxing matches at shady bars at least twice a month >report back
Joseph Price
>Have long hair commonly in sloppy bun (not intentionally im scruffy) >Wear toe caps alot cos job >Currently cold showered for a month Decently well built, broad shoulders, 16.5" neck.
I forgot to add >early twenties
Nathan Richardson
>Decently well built, broad shoulders, 16.5" neck. Facial bones you retarded cuck
Your neck is skinny as well, fragile as fuck and would probably die from a single punch.
Nathaniel Martin
they're your neighbors. try to be nice with them?
you can't fake toughness. many of the best fighters in the world don't appear "tough" at all.
Owen Reed
oh, i looked it up and apparently thats higher than average in the uk, most people say I have a fat neck.
Angel Turner
Step 1: acquire BONES
Isaac Adams
You're pretty fucked, OP. Even if you do get buff (which will take quite a while, unless you roid your tits off), they'll forever remember you as the twink you were when they met you. If you really care that much about it, move out.
Brandon Roberts
become trap
Luke Jackson
i dont live in the land of the free mate
Nolan Nguyen
then a fucking knife, or illegally acquire a small gun
Zachary Murphy
get buffer, bigger beard, shorter hair
Easton Lee
But then people treat you like shit, and although I may be able to handle myself in sparring, im still a wimp