How to /maori mode/, lads?

How to /maori mode/, lads?

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Have corn beef and kumura everyday

Be born on a small island in the Pacific Ocean.

HOly fuck corn beef and islanders.

In high school we had a new kid in a 99% white school, he was an islander. Any time he met a new person who chatted with him for a bit he would invite them over to his house for corned beef

What's the problem here? Corned beef is good,

be a real life demigod voicing a fictional demigod

How do I reach this mode.

Is Alex Jones /maori mode/?

Find a shark and let him bite you.

you don't chose the maori life m8, the maori life chooses you

>demigod
>phrauding manlet
pick one

>tripfag

opinion thrown in the fucking trash

Bourbon/Cola premixes, pig hunting with uncle, scraps in the shopping centre of a rural town, methamphetamine, all until failure

Island pulls

maori are scum

all the maoris steal and eat shitty canned corned beef

that dance they and nz people do is so fkn cringeworthy lmao

Everytime someone tries to thank you, cut them off half way and say your welcome

The gains come soon after

>tfw NZ high schoolers display more test than 90% of American youth.
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Maori are small compared to (proper) islanders i.e. tonga/samoa/fiji

too much filthy euro blood i guess

It's too late for you to achieve /maui mode/, your mom should have thrown you into the sea when you were a baby when she had the chance.

>walk into the gym
>shove everyone off benches, out of racks and complete compound movements while yelling "YOU'RE WELCOME" x failure

What is this meme

It's fucking cool, it gets you amped just watching it. I wish Australians had a hukka equivalent, all we have is this...

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Hnghhhh

Annoying thing is he's probably natty too

>that white kid on the left

And they say white people don't have a culture

its fucking cringeworthy. when legit tribesmen did it it was cool, but when some brainwashed sheeplet faggots do it thinking theyre cool, its just cringeworthy
im sure its just because of that dance lol

It's a didney movie you dip

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when I saw him I immediately thought about Veeky Forums

...

Be jawsome.

How do I reach this mode

Imagine his bench with those tiny trex arms and massive ribcage

that fucking chubby white kid in the front kek

god i hope that fag Kurapika get killed, never getting his fag revenge for his fag family...

>"Hey man you're new here right? Whats up?"

>"Not much, want to go to my place for some corned beef?"

All the eggs.

Where is this from?

looks like King Shark from DC comics