*blocks your path*

thick
that coath Adam has to be pretty popular now if he could lead someone like Jason to pretty good shape.

not really
afaik he just sells crossfit workouts and supplements

>MFW Jason actually hired someone to slap food out of his fucking hands.

>hired
>implying Jason would ever give anyone a cent of his hard extorted buck for litally anything

Or may be his mom doesn't let him.

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has anyone seen my sides? I found a pair but they ain't mine

This is not funny.

put me in the screencap

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samefagging

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I'm crying

I miss the ments between Jason and his wife aka the anti-ment

>wife almost accidently kills Jason with her truck
>suspected of cheating on Adam because all he does is spend time with Jason
>Jason always coming over to their house and disrupting their home life

sides in orbit

How do you ever up looking like this when you practically live in the gym?

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I dont find that funny at all

the misfits need to start their own annual bodybuilding show with their own rules based around the idea that Lenny's physique is literal perfection

>Coath Adam's bitch wife

Any update on them? Youtube channel or something?

That is because you are a retard.

How does this happen? I mean I'm a noob and I literally worry about this happening to me, since I started out skinnyfat and basically look like him right now (lifting for 3 months, slight calorie surplus), How do I avoid this fate?

Don't get fat. Don't go to the gym and workout for 2 sets and quit.

Jason actually looks decent the one time he took it seriously. His body isn't permanently fucked in any way, he's just fat and lazy.

but it is literal perfection.

So what's wrong with Jason exactly? Autism? Downs?

hah

This stomach has never seen a crunch

He was in exactly thirteen (13) major car accidents bro

I can't tell if you're serious, because I would believe that

It's true, he said it himself!

That fucking bush