That guy who ragdolls after his squats

lmao

>That guy who uses impulse 101 to get more pl8s

>that guy who catches fire on stairmaster

>Gym admin sets gravity to -1
>Skellys now acting like chads benching 600kg

>basketball shorts to the gym
ME!
Also, why would you give a fuck about what other people wear?

Pls leave this website. I'm asking nicely.

>That guy who turns on god mode

>-1
Would that be the same except everything is upside down and on the ceiling and if you leave the gym you fall into space?

>the guy that deadlifts himself
>can't control direction and flys off into space
This is why you always add at least a 5lbs weight to the bar, and never do just the bar. Seen too many good men have to suffer from all the Venusian women that want their cock.

>that guy who spawns piles of cheese and sweet rolls and leaves them everywhere

Pick up after your gains, asshole

>Pls leave this website. I'm asking nicely.
I will, but! Please elaborate on the basketball shorts fetish you have.

>That guy who changed the vending machine product models to pizzas

>That guy having S I P S between sets

>that guy who used god mode before lifting

>that guy who no clipped out of the manlet pit

>that guy who starts quote with capital letter

Guess it's summer already

Whats wrong with this?

>he paces around the barbell during resting periods
wot a n00b m8

>basketball shorts
>while not playing basketball
Might as well come to gym in a tuxedo

>that guy who didn't bring his lifting tuxedo

>that guy who stares into nothingness in between sets

What the fuck do you wear?! Gym pants?!

You don't fucking wear a tux?! Holy fuck, I beat you just look at your phone while lifting and wear headphones.
>he doesn't practice his piano skills between sets
Never gonna fucking back it, user.

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>that guy with 99 strength that has a barbell with lmao2pl8 fall out of the sky, then proceeds to snatch it

>some fag in gym shorts walks into the gym
>laugh at him as he sets up his squat rack
>he fucking one-shots me with his obsidian maul
Fucking SS fags not even once

kek

>that guy who puts a bucket on my head and then steals my protein shakes

Two shy too do anything about it :(

it's never worth it, last guy got nailed to some wood

>lost connection mid set

>that guy who wears his power wrist to lift

>queue up for lift
>get auto-filled to support
>spend 1.5hrs spotting everyone in the gym
>DYEL goes to snapcity and flames me for it
>TFW he was warming up with 225

>that girl who is a total vapid roastie whore

>guy benching 3pl but with IDDQD

>tfw in the middle of 1 rep squat max and Connection Lost: 28.6 seconds until Auto disconnect...

>lifting new PR
>gains goblin DDOS gym server
>Attempt to reload cache
>end up crashing
>Hackers exploit firewall breach
>Outdated software allows hackers to exploit a security flaw
>now I have to pay 50£ to get my gains back

Should I switch to an apple gym or should I start a home linux gym? Can't keep up with this windows bullshit

>Go for squat 1rm PR
>WTF so easy, do it 5 times
>Realize I'm DC
>Reconnect, all 5 squats hit me at once
>Crowned Emperor of SnapCity

Bit chilly for the start of summer

>that guy who goes to the toilet in the middle of his workout

Use a VPN faggot, then use a proxy and hack THEIR gains.

TOP KEK

>missed double xp weekend.
>gym rivals all curl more than me now.
Try-hards I swear.

>got permabanned for the 3rd time today
FUCK
gotta find a new gym again

No you cotton headed retard. Benching 600kg at -1 newtons would be like rowing 60kgs at normal gravity. Normal gravity is at 9.8 newtons now go back to the brainlet course at your gym

>should I start a home linux gym
i think you mean GAINS/Linux

Xex

>That guy who fails to load textures as soon as he enters the gym

Athletic shorts are not the same as basketball shorts

>that guy who breathes between every rep

>go to gym
>kicked out immediately after I step inside
>gym owner updated the squat racks without telling me
>have to go download the update before I can go inside
>gym is already full by the time I get back

>that guy who rubberbands during his deadlifts and does 15 reps by mistake

>that guy who does 10 hours of cardio a day for a year straight just to use a shortcut that saves him 5 minutes of walking

>that girl who is streaming her workout on twitch

Underrated kek

>that guy who caps his OHP max at 1 plate and only trains bench so he can 1 shot well rounded lifters with the same total

What is F=ma? When will the brainlets learn force is not the same as acceleration?

>that guy who stops leveling at 19 but has his higher level gym buddies give him better barbells and pl8s so he can dominate shitty lifters in the Warsong Gym

>tfw managed to hide a drone in the women's shower

>tfw gymadmin sets friction to 0
>tfw can't grip the bar
>tfw I pull out my back and accelerate into the ceiling creating a black hole

>that guy who deadlifts 400kg but fumbles around the bar for 5 minutes before he can grasp it
Fucking pures man

>mfw lifting tuxedo is at the tailors on chest day

>not mastering Mozart between DL sets
Confirmed Skelly DYEL

>We get it
>You're in IT

>And he's going to make IT
[spoiler]we all are[/spoiler]

>go to locker room to change from squat shorts to ohp shorts
>accidentally brought my wrist curl shorts instead

fuuuuuuck

>tfw making good noob gains but all the high totaling lifters are waiting in the gym parking lot so all the new lifters have to make a mad dash to their vehicles and hope they aren't the unlucky ones to get their gains ganked

What kind of exercises do I have to do to get a face like this?

>get banned from gym for ninjalooting gains from my manlet party members
>have to lift on my shitty alt with 1pl8 PR deadlifts
should I just boost back up to where I was?

>tfw that woman is your friends mum

>ragdolls

>Lifting partner boots me from party just as I was before I finish last rep
>Can't loot any gains

>finally reach 1/2/3/4
>get hacked and my password is changed

>spend a month grinding to 3 pl8 diddly
>some dipshit buys a 4 pl8 diddly from a Chinese lift farmer for $4.99
>calls me a noob in the locker room
>mfw

>want to squat
>pl8s still updating

>type give item_trenvial
>type sv_infinite_aux_power 1
>get banned cause gym server is vac secured

>mfw trying to farm squats exp on a quiet server and noobs start connecting and curl in the squat racks

whats wrong with you people

>that guy who gets /votekicked

it's your own fault, that's the kind of thing an idiot would put on his luggage

Batou has seen better days

>homegym master race
>just bought a power rack
>no longer need to call my wife's son for help
>mfw it's online only
should I just buy a gym membership?

It's just a meme bro

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>get bored and set life to legendary mode
>respawn as autistic manlet

UNDERRATED

>Benching
>Shitty connection, packets drop
>Bar clips through hands and smashes face

>finally was the last one to top off the sweat can

>that guy who pulled off the squat rack glitch and skipped straight from skelly to swole

>that one dude who was in the middle of a set of power cleans and is now in LEO

Underrated