Yoga

What are Veeky Forums's opinions on yoga?

You think it's viable? You think it's for fags?

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glorified stretching

Gonna start doing yoga as soon as you gimme sauce

Do it at home where no one can see you

yoga is legit for finding a (relatively) fit qtpie girlfriend, if you are not autistic, which rules out 95% of fit.

stretching daily to improve mobility is a good way to avoid injury.
Also when I do a really good backbend after heavy squats/deadlifts it starts to feel like a continuous orgasm after holding for long enough.

yes glorified stretching, but fuck it feels good and is great for mobility gains.

I've got mildly injured two times while doing yoga.

My suggestion is don't ever do a difficult kind of yoga if you already went to the gym in the same day.

Good for mobility, the hot shit gets heart rate fast as fuarrkkk.

Use it as a form of meditation / mental exercise more than a workout. It has helped my discipline/mindset a lot. I do not mean listening to their namaste spiritual bullshit, but just disciplining your mind and breathing to correctly execute the poses.

Yoga in the morning, gym after lunch, Grappling at night = dream warrior monk lifestyle

Also this, sooooooo many qts and milfs sweaty af in their underwear

Salutations fellow humans
Boy, this image gives me quite the horny am I correct?
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But son, what if you get a boner?
What then?
Youre done for!

like I said, with 95% of fit being autistic, you shouldn't even worry your beautiful mind about yoga.

Do you work?

agreed

you know the yoga is working if you get a boner

It's great for mobility and staying injury free

just stretch dude, don't buy into this thing made to make housewifes waste their husbands money

Don't see any cost associated with it if you're just pulling poses off the internet.

Actual yoga is poo-in-the-loo but a great form of meditation to find that inner strength and battle the demons of the mind.

But westernized yoga is... stretching... with an Indian theme to it. There isn't anything wrong with a little western yoga, stretching is important. But limit that to an hour once or twice a week, anything else is just a waste.

Real yoga is pretty cool too, but I imagine most people don't have time for that shit.

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Go do a power class with a competent teacher and then tell me it's "glorified stretching".

Fucking idiot.

I found that yoga helped me understand my body better. Like how to isolate certain muscles and what parts are more flexible than others. Also helped me learn to breath more in tune with my movements. I think it benefits my powerlifting.

>In the meantime, here's some useful Veeky Forums related info that might help you out.

>1. Correcting your posture should be a priority in your warmups and physical preparation as a whole.

>5. Relating back to point one: Working on diaphragmatic breathing and the quality of your breath is gold for postural correction.

>9. The majority of people who step into the gym are fucked up from living a shitty sedentary lifestyle, and need a few correctives before they start doing fundamental barbell lifts.
so basically yoga

you're just a special snowflake

that's called stretching, you just call it yoga and bullshit about how it gives you peace of mind, it's effects changed your life and totally made you better

No I go to school full time, enjoying the lifestyle to the fullest while I can. I just schedule my shit to have time for it

yeah blah blah blah i'm a fag

it's the best kind of stretching you can do

nobody ITT gives a fuck about that namaste shit, moron

I can take a yoga class at my uni.
Would it be worth it to take it for the mobility gains as well as the qts?

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Not only physical but spiritual, if you do it well.
It stabilizes body and mind and slows aging

ur stil a fag u know

Yoga + calisthenics + martial arts is the ultimate.

Yes
U fucking cunt do it

>tfw take a yoga class at last sem of uni
>BUTTS AND BUTTS AND BUTTS
>YOUNG FIT UNI GIRL BUTTS
>cant do it anymore cos not in uni
>decide to yoga before work in thr burbs
>gross fat mums
>gross skinny old ladies
>fat panjeet who can stretch better than me
>:(

Do you think it would be more acceptable to approach them even though it's in the gym?
>tfw I just want a qt yoga gf

no way, I have to break the ice?

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Anyone have a good yoga routine to share? Especially one for height maxing, don't need any extra strength stuff. Just want my hamstrings and calves un-tight and my torso longer.

I can pose like that easy and I've never even done yoga before.

how do you know you can pose like that

Do you really wanna know?

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Why do people in the chinz do this?
Fucking faggot.
No one knows who you are, no one gives a fuck, you don't have to pretend you're a badass here.

>qts
Let's be real, for every qt there are 10 of those dyke-ish looking 50 year old soccer moms.
Unless you're at a college gym or something, it's not worth it to go for qts.

fuck you faggot i think he is funny and bad ass

You are just bitter because you got T O L D

Do it faggot. It is some good shit and will help you with mental and physical gains.

Mobility will improve for your big lifts.

This. Perfect example, too.

user doesn't know what hes talking about because hes never taken a proper yoga class
I was more limber than like 90% of people I knew and my first yoga class humbled me quite a bit, a real yoga class is a workout of its own and a great place to pick up sluts that can bend their legs behind their head while you fug

>tfw you could never roller skate good as a kid
>tfw that deadlift is my PR
It's like a double insult ;_;
it's like a double insult

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it's nice for grills. Klossy does it

Yoga is ok. If you want to work on mobility then just stretch. Yoga doesnt cover everything. A good stretching routine does.

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>Yoga in the morning, gym after lunch, Grappling at night = dream warrior monk lifestyle
More like batman lifestyle

it's the ultimate supplemental exercise for lifting. but it's gay as fuck.

>"grow... grow... grow..."

Depends on the yoga. If it's just some meditation yoga, it's more mental than actually giving any physical benefits. But some classes can be very intense and are borderline cardio

Also, hit that hot yoga.

Women who actually do yoga have the best figure imo. Tends to give them a good hourglass figure.

or the ones who do yoga don't have to be self-conscious about their appearance from the beginning

You're an idiot

Wow. You know yoga is ancient tradition in eastern cultures? Where people were generally way more physically and mentally fit?

U dense

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Honestly yoga is what you make of it. You can choose to just do the basic positions but you can adjust it to make it more difficult for yourself like using one arm/leg and moving more slowly or holding your position for longer. The land whales that use yoga are doing the bare minimum.

You just carry on, if someone notices, ask them why they were looking at your crotch.
Simple

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Check out Sarahbethyoga, her 30 min vids for deep hip opening, flexibility, backbending, good posture.

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I've had two girlfriends who did yoga and got really sexy bodies from it. I've also noticed a lot of the hottest girls I see practice yoga.

did you ever try the tantra school? i don't mean that loser pussy foreplay that westerners think it means, but actual tantra yoga

the only reason I'd go to a yoga studio is to find a girl who's interested in that

pop that sucker in your waistband or to the side so everyone can see the outline and how thicc u are

It's great but lifting is better.

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It's the perfect example how women take a practise used by men who used it as a method for meditation and enlightenment and turn it into a vapid excuse to flaunt themselves and pretend their exercising or something.

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It's usually very exhausting, at least in my experience. I'm not sure what you're talking about, no one's pretending.

>What are Veeky Forums's opinions on yoga?

Been turned into #slutsgonnaslut by a generation of women.

From an 'authentic' Hindu perspective: it's all about swallowing bandages and sucking water up your ass for 'health', rather than the stretching/mobility exercises we know as 'yoga'.

>It's usually very exhausting

Fucking how?

m8, it's all about Siddhis. If Yoga doesn't give you Siddhis, you're not doing Yoga.

Anything that makes women less fat is great.

Re: dudes doing it, whatever mang, I don't care

>I know that pic. That's chick's bf uploaded nudes of her with worms in her asshole. I literally dry-wretched to that shit.
That's not impressive. I'm a BJJ guy and can get both legs behind my head - never done a day of yoga in my life.

Good for mobility, reasonably useful for strength, nearly useless by itself.

Are there any exercises that help me time that shit? I want it to last at least throughout a class and I can't be taking no Viagra

It is more than just stretching. Obviously a lot of people have already talked about how it can help you mentally, but it can also be a really good workout if you do the right things.

I don't do any typical core exercises, just yoga for core and I have never had my abs explode so quickly, its great

i want to get right inbetween those long gangly legs

what did she mean by this?

every town has a brewery that has a yoga night, go there to meet qts who you already know are fun because they are at a brewery

Not that guy, but go do it yourself. It will humble you for sure if you have poor balance, stabilizers, or are just generally unfit (fit does not necessarily mean LMAO4PLAET DIDDYLIFT).

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idk bro maybe kegels? you hsould be donig them anyways

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Fuck drinking all damn day, doing yoga in college is a must.

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What's good about hot yoga?

The looks so much like a girl I knew here in Newport News.

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o'connors in norfolk va, legend brewing in richmond'va, and hardywood in richmond,va has yoga + beer thing. I've done yoga before, did wonders, felt great for days after words, felt like a total goober doing it though.

Those are only in one state

Learn to fucking read

I'm there for the braps

well, richmond and norfolk is hipster central. if you live near or in a major city you might be able to find something like that.

Its not even a 3chains thing, its just a faggot thing. People post like that all over facebook, twitter, and other arabian pillow stuffing forums. Its super cringe wherever you go, just keep telling these beta types to fuck off and eventually they'll get it.