This is my dad. How do I save him?

This is my dad. How do I save him?

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hello jack

You can't

the salmonella has already got to him

Suck him off and let him fuck you so fucking hard he will lose like 2000calories in the process

Daily

>Go to a gay bar
>Raw dog every dude you can
>Get AIDS
>Start sharing a needle with your dad
>He gets AIDS
>He gets skinny
>OP dies an AIDS faggot
>We all win

>It's another Ja/ck/ thread
wala!

Now there's a man who looks like he appreciates acquiring geld.

Here's a candid pic of me and my mom. As you can see I've inherited my weight.

Forgot pic

He is very pro israel and wants Palestine napalmed off the map(his words, the video of him saying it is gone now though :( ). But he is actually italian. As for jack I advise a aunt myrna party cheese salad diet. youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
Post your favorite jack cutting recipes.

For me, it is chicken. The best low calorie protein.

Take him to the woods to pet the rabbits.

Fuck your mom and say if you were got you could of stop me

Jaaack?
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Fit* fuck phone posting

you just know

You mean you inherited their dietary knowledge and habits.

.t exfatty

Start familiarising yourself with healthy food, calories, carbs, fats and protein. Then try to get a grasp of your bmr, start lifting (trust me you want to fill up your loose skin) and feel good.

You're dumb, man. That's not how this works.

Yeah, it's not like I did the same.
I even looked like you for fuck sake.

Get going, start living, you'll thank yourself later.

dont eat rare chicken dude

>it worked for me, it'll work for everyone!
Just be yourself bro.

imagine being this much of a newfag kek

Too late. He's gonna die from obesity. Murricuh fuck yeah!

Weakling

What, it's bait? Well I sure feel stupid now.

There's a part of me that thinks this could actually be him asking for help

Jack jr. is aware of how shitty his dad is.
He admitted his dad doesn't cook off-camera(and it shows).
He's mean to him and enforced bad eating habits into his life. What if he really just came to us for help?

is his son for reference.

>it's bait?
Did you even read the thread? It's Jack Scalfani, professional troll being posted

You gotta venerate your father, Sunshine.

Aggresively knock bad, sugary drinks out of his hand whenever you see them

There is a reason knifes don't have holes in the side of them like that. Look at that mess he is making! FEH!

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