1. Get a gym membership

1. Get a gym membership
2. Start a proper routine
3. Set up diet and macros
4. Get swoll >Pic related
5. Get gf >Pic related
6. Get good job
7. Buy condo > Pic related
8.???

Wtf is next Veeky Forums?

I didn't plan this far ahead.

Profit

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Kids.

Solidify the continouation of your genetics.

I definitely want kids. But I'm not sure I want them with my current gf.


My parents still aren't 100% about her.

>Caring about what your parents think

try getting a white gf instead

fuck off faggot

>tattoo

Dropped.

chick looks familiar, where are you from?

Toronto

Own company.

Pay for GF's plastic surgery to fix that busted-ass nose.

Also get a jawline and a haircut that doesn't suck.

get a white gf and have 20 children. except you are the palest most attractive indian men that I have ever seen.

You are hotter than your gf. You can do better.

Have kids
Try not to get divorced
Create a legacy
Die satisfied

Indian?
I'm not Indian Lol

Thanks :$

How long did it take you OP? And did you start fat or skellymode? What's your job?

>not caring what the ppl who will unconditionally love you and who brought u into this world think
Wew lad

You could fuck off?
Reevaluate yourself if you actually are coming here to look for life advice.

8. Realize you still aren't happy

Started lifting 2.5 years ago. Was skinnyfat. I'm a fireman.

Um why has my post upset you?

8. brag on Veeky Forums that you have a gf and are in shape
9. realize it's not really brag-worthy
10. cry yourself to sleep when isabella leaves you for some twink
11. realize there's more to life than gym and women

this

Did you go to EFS anytime at all in March? I think I ran into you there

Why would you buy a condo?

I live in nice city and will buy townhome or duplex soon.

But condo? Those condo fees are rediculous. And now back yard to grill?

invest your money, get richer, break up with gf, basically Dan Bilzerian mode

>Fireman
>Good job

Try again wagie

yes Ahmet, not letting your parents handpick a homegrown qt from your mountain village

Kids and carpentry. Or blacksmithing, considering you should have a decent tolerance for heat.

>implying your parents could ever know your gf as well as you do

Please tell me what insight your parents brought to your attention about your gf that you didn't already know. Are you retarded?

I understand that you were once unattractive and that has skewed your perception of an attractive woman because your gf is pretty average and looks more fit for a Seth Rogan type of guy. That being said, adult women see "boyfriends" as potential husbands. Don't lead her on.

>he bought a condo in toronto
wew fucking lad

>whats next
Maybe you could try lifting

Bro you're at least 3 times better looking than her. Does she have a dick at least?

The experience of actually being married, having children and about 30 more years wandering earth probably makes them better intuitive thinkers than OP is
It would be retarded to completely ignore what they think

Truu. Ur gf kinda looks like a kunt. Probably gets mad that you go to the gym too, kek

Maybe you can actually try getting some actual gains like me and my gf?


Iunno just a thought dude

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Wait which one are you?

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Your parents will hate your gf until she's your wife and pops out grandkids.

>continouation

all you have left is kids, congrats you've won at life

you look like a discount Michael Kory

probably kill your wife and then commit suicide, its what alphas do once they achieve everything they want to achieve, that way people will remember your name.

does your gf by any chance happen to have a penis?
she seems to be the type..
Looks like a very feminine dude.

8.family
9.death
debatable 10. holy/unholy gains

>Toronto
LOL I just bought a house in Burlington. Grew up in Toronto and went to Humber.

>fireman
Tac medic for Toronto here. Just want to say fuck you double hatters and you deserve every dollar you get fined. You motherfuckers ain't heroes.