Is it even possible to approach strong girls at the gym without making a fool out of yourself?

>thinking that just because you don't believe in a dead jew, you don't subconsciously worship a higher power

>believes in fairy tales, as an adult
kys and meet your god :^)

I worship the Old Gods you dumb christcuck

How do I talk to people?

Bet your little pagan rituals are based off those books transcribed by medieval Christian Nordic monks

At least satanists try to be original

>strong ">girls"

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Well the first question you need to ask yourself, and truly ask yourself - is why do you want to approach her?

>thinking its about the jew and not what he represented
>being this much of an emotional manchild over the mere suggestion of maybe going to church one day

Because I'm alone and I feel like I have companionship and happiness to share.
>approach her
I thought they were just people :^)

>turn the other cheek xD
>we're all children of god xD
>jews are gods chosen xD
>let refugees into your home xD

>missing the point this hard
Kek, continue being an angry fedora m8, I'm not even a Christfag, I just admire the philosophical meanings behind the writings.
youtu.be/MqEn2_xMwXk

Is this virgin serious?

>le suck refugee dicks

Good meaning fag

What's actually interesting about the whole Jewish lawyer stereotype is that "turn the other cheek" is the first of a bunch of examples of how to beat the other person within the confines of the law. In this case either forcing the other person to either hit you with their shit-wiping hand, which is socially like throwing shit at someone else, or else punch you, which means you can kick their ass in self-defense. Jewing your way into the upper hand, if you will.

But here's a quote from everyone's favorite Jew you might like a little better:

"Do not think that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I have not come to bring peace but a sword" - Matthew 10:34

>muh fugees
Who the fuck is talking about rapists? If it were up to me I'd hang them all.

Do you really though? Why talk to HER of all people? Why not the receptionist? Or the bus driver?

Do you really want companionship and happiness or do you just want to fuck her? Or are you pedestalizing her as a girl who achieved some laudable goal?

Moist hole, snuggles, and conversation. In that order

I don't want to fuck "her" (whoever that is), I really don't. I don't see fucking as the end all be all. I'd rather have a long lasting, meaningful important relationship. I'd Honnestly settle for a 5 or a six. Sure I get all AWWWGAA(pic related) at some slut at the gym, but when I see nice humble qt's walking on the street, I wish I could talk to them, but about what, same with even guys at the bar, what do strangers talk about with people.

I am the strongest guy at my gym, and the last time a girl approached me was two weeks ago to ask if she could use the platform part of the power cage/platform contraption I was squatting in while REALLY trying to avoid eye contact.

Dudes approach all the time to mire the squat though.

I've had some good bar convos by crashing a table of girls qnd asking "mind if i interrupt?"

In groups they're somewhat easier to handle. Then you aim the headshot at the most receptive QT

How do approach muscular girls at the gym?

This one girl is PERFECT but I have no idea what to say.

I highly doubt you have companionship and happiness to share if you're asking how to approach a buff girl at the gym on a Wallachian pencil-sharpening forum.

1. She's not at the gym to fuck you. If she wanted to fuck you she'd make this known to you because girls are bad at game. So you're not going to get your moist hole anytime soon.

2. With this in mind, your only real option is to talk to everyone. Why do you need to talk to everyone? Well let's break this down in her mind since that's your ultimate goal. Why is this guy talking to me?
a) You want to fuck her, but she doesn't want to fuck you. Get away from me, creep.
b) She's fucking up on her form or something. Probably not, and this is also how bros who look better than you and lift more than you pick up chicks.
c) You're a friendly guy who talks to all the regulars. This can be pulled off with a little care. I'm from Russia and in our gyms you have to shake hands with everyone else when you show up to work out. Learning from these guys is partially how I learned how to make friends at the gym. You can do something similar.

3. Now that hopefully you know her name (goddammit why are you still doing this) you can talk to her afterwards. Maybe strike up long enough of a conversation to go somewhere that isn't the gym. From there you progress until you have conversation, snuggles, and then moist hole, in that order and only that order.

4. You will have a high failure rate because you're trying to pick up a chick at the gym. The risk is also high in that things will be forever awkward and you spent a lot of effort pretending to be social in order to get with her. But I don't deal with that, so the details of the damage control are left to you.

5. Seriously, just find someone else.

6. If you do end up getting romantic with her, 99% she's desperate to be dominated in bed.

Are you two separate people?

Who am I crash coursing through gym game here?

Nice essay. Im not op and dont use gyms/attempt to pick up girls in them. Church ftw

Really? Sounds fun. It's funny because I can fight my way through a conversation, but starting it is difficult. I should go to a bar far away and practice there, Lel.

>picking up chicks in church instead of dedicating your mind and soul to the Lord

it's as if you don't even want salvation

This () is not me ()
Thanks for the advice so far m8

Where did you buy your roids?

"Whats your favorite book" is an immediate and effective retard filter

Protestant bro

Heresy of a heresy

Still better than muzzies

Kek

At any rate, be aware that I got a Veeky Forums gf more or less by accident. We just clicked, she didn't seem like my type originally. Doing it intentionally is next to impossible to pull off. Unless you just want to be friends, then super easy

How can a dyel approach a fit girl at the gym?

Doing what intentionally?

Be attractive? What fucking kind of dumb ass question is that? You don't even need to be fit if you're good looking and rich, or good looking and very socially competent. Fitness is just the cherry on top for good looking guys. Only the average and below, like us, actually have to compensate with lifting. Unless you actually do it as a hobby, for health reasons, or for a living.

Finding a fit girlfriend at the gym

>Even considering gfing gym rats
Pump and dump you fucking retards, that's what your betters do, and these sluts will know for a fact you're inferior if you settle down with them. Settle down with a girl who wants to be with you more than you want to be with her. There's more to life than fucking, and once you shoot your wad, you'll realize you're with a worthless bimbo who has no skills, personality, and is as useful to you as a fleshlight. Looking for a gym girlfriend is like looking for a stripper, or pornstar girlfriend.

Yeah but I mean how. There's literally nothing you can say except "y-youre a big girl..."