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>be HS teacher
>new to district, started in January
>cold as fuck until very recently, so long sleeves
>start wearing short sleeves
>kids are so much better behaved
>student tells me I'm way more muscular than most teachers
>students stare at my forearms and biceps when I'm working with them
>female staff members suddenly start laying their hands on my shoulder when they speak to me
>male staff is instantly friendlier and more appreciative of the work I do, though this might be coincidence since I've been working my ass off for five months
>caught female principal checking my tris out

I love you guys.

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Now fuck the boy's lacrosse team and drain their protein.

what about the female students though

Never disrespect my laxbros like that again.

>implying
Nigga I played defense all through high school and its got the second most amount of mutual dick gropery of any sport. First being rugbo. You just weren't chad enough to get dat bp.

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>go to see a doctor
>what sport do you do
>soccer
>no way you are doing only soccer you must do powerlifitng or something because you are huge
>i lift sometimes

not that great but felt good, should i still hide my power level?

>moms friend comes over
>brings 2 35 packs of water
>carry both in
>"Dang look at those tri's"

not much but it was nice someone noticing

>soccer
>DYEL
Gay doc

I call bullshit

Normies don't mention Triceps, they simply say Arms or Biceps.

>see grandma for mother's day
>Wow you're so muscly
>Thhthanks

a-user I'm pretty sure people know what triceps are....

>in line at grocery store
>2 cougars behind me talking and giggling
>one of them grabs my shoulder and says "you have a really sexy ass"
>can't even squat 3 plate yet

i don't get the soccer meme, a lot of guys in my team are more fit than most of muh bodybuilders here on fit

your age and cougars age?

>if a couple of 40 year old men did this to a girl it would be considered sexual assault
Conservatives are going to have to work pretty hard to convince me a Caliphate isn't the best idea

25 and they were in their mid to late 40s I'm guessing. Would've absolutely tried to smash but >tfw gf

lets be real, a lot of guys find mature women attractive, especialy if they have that curvy mom body, thats why they get away with it
no young girl finds average 40yo man attractive

>Implying you'd have some sort of status in a Caliphate rather than being kaffir cannon folder encouraged to don a suicide vest to get your 77 lady boys

>haven't seen a female friend in a long time
>wear a t-shirt since it's summer
>she says wow you got huge, have you been working out? while squeezing my arms
>I replied "yeah I do Zumba"

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>77 lady boys
You mean 77 olives?

>still chubby
>lost fat in face and chest tho
>arms are getting swole
>little cousin always rubbing my arms
>tfw when shes super flirty

>started lifting in January
>still dyel, but put on 17 pounds since then
>have friend who lifts i hadn't seen in months
>talk about lifting
>"good for you, you look bigger"

am i f-finally making it Veeky Forums ?

>study parasitology
>one microscope at a table
>different samples on them, so we have to rotate to look at all the samples
>look at microscopic eggs under the microscope
>turkish girl finishes and returns to her chair which happens to be next to the microscope I am currently using
>she squeezes in behind me while leaning with both her hands on my upper back
>felt good
>tiny eggs are too interesting to react to females touching my back
>check how much space there is between my chair and the table behind me
>a lot
>get up and return to my seat

>its ok when women grope men

>manager is looking at me doing nothing
>goes, "you're looking kinda. uhhhh, you know."
>say, "what, strong?"
>she goes, "yeahh!"
>imo i am losing weight, getting smaller, and weaker, so. idk

>brother said I'm looking "yoked"
I'll take it

Why did you think that the manager thought that you are strong? Since you yourself think that you are weaker than before..

it is and vice versa

>playing truth or dare with some bros i know and and some girls i dont know
>raising my voice, laughing loudly, getting attention with body language, trying to not look autism basically, and acting what i think is normal
>one of them picks truth and tells everyone that they'd have sex with me if they could
>later the sexiest girl says i'm the hottest of the guys at the party
>remove my shirt after a dare
>girls are shamelessly staring at my abs and getting lost but i'm too drunk to even react or acknowledge them
>still flex abs though
>two girls give me their phones and ask me to add them on snapchat
(FELT LIKE A FUCKING CHAD AT THAT MOMENT HOLY SHIT) that was a good feel myniggaz
>end up being forced to make out with the most attractive girl of the bunch in front of everyone, and everyone is quite supportive of us
that shit didn't last long enough, man i could fucking take that bitch on if it weren't for everyone staring
>my friends are like usual salty as fuck at this point cause i'm not muh aryan but getting more shit done than them (aznbro)

I have good looks now, which feels uncomfortable and gets me anxious sometimes because I'm not used to the attention (looked ugly growing up, hence my 'tism)
Next up is social status I'm guessing. I need to reach out to more people and gain influence among my peers.
I just read No more mr. nice guy and am soon going to read How to win friends and influence people. I've come a long way in self improvement and perfecting myself
We're all gonna make it bros.

if anyone gropes you, you have to grope them back casually
it's common chad etiquette

so what's your excuse for not banging the hot girl in the bathroom?

>"You have so big legs, I thought you were overweight, but you just have huge legs in comparison to the rest of the body"

t-thanks, Ripplecum

she was looking at my arms, i think iwas hunched over in a funny way. she's seen me lean over something once and said, damn your back looks crazy.

>be comic relief awkward robot of group
>they all know each other from school
>i'm the interloper
>secretly lifting
>look like 6' Bruce Lee
>three girls and two other guys arrive back from Saturday markets with cheap clothes and junk
>girls try to get guys to put on dresses for laughs
>lol whatever
>put on orange thing like a long t-shirt, over jeans after removing shirt
>girls eyes on my pecs and dick bulge
>girls eyes glittering because dilated
>sluttiest one tries to push me around to take a picture
>hands on my shoulders "Come on user" pushes my chest
>can actually smell the pussy in the room
>next night end up fucking the skinny one who was once a Vogue cover girl
>during the sex, thinking "Wow is this the life of a Chad?"
>next morning hear girl saying positive things about my dick in lounge room
>getting hungry vibes from the others
being in shape makes up for so much other fail, i swear it's only autism and dysmorphia holding some of Veeky Forums back.

>be me, 18, on boot leave after marin crop boot camp
>boot camp = 3 months no heavy lifting and I lost a lot of strength and my muscles aren't as defined as before, however my back and biceps are decent from pull ups
>go to gym that I went to before I left in search of lost gains
>finish upper body workout
>talk to my best mate who works at the desk
>his sister (1 year younger than me) whom I snapchatted a lot before I left comes out of the locker room
>"user!" runs over and hugs me. "Wow you look so good!"
>Grabs my bicep "wow you got ripped!"
>mfw when I look worse than what I did before
>Feels my hair (dat high n tight) "user, you look good with short hair!"
>Talks to my m8 briefly and then grabs onto me again
>"Well I have to go to work, but I told (best mate's name) that we all need to get lunch while you're home"
>hugs me and leaves
I'm not really interested in her for a number of reasons but she's pretty attractive and I've pondered getting into a relationship with her so I could stay close friends with my bud. I'm confident that I can pull hoes though while I'm in the Marines

>so what's your excuse for not banging the hot girl in the bathroom?

in short, i don't really even have an excuse, i was just too much of a pussy. I mean couldn't even handle the thought (i already told you i'm got the 'tism).

well... i forgot to write this as well, but keep in mind that this night was from last year, when i was 17.
Above the age of consent here in Norway, but still really young.
Not only did i not bring a condom (friend invited me to the party on my way back from swimming and i just borrowed his clothes and joined him)
I also didn't think about fucking her desu. ikr what a beta mindset.
Oh and btw, we were sitting around a table full of people. What excuses could i make to get her and me isolated and alone together?

>truth or dare
Are you 10 years old or is this normal otherwise in whatever 3rd world country you live in?

>doing deadlifts after a week off or so
>callouses rip on my hands
>at dentist next day
>oh user what happened to your hands
>i was just lifting weights
>oh how much? it must have been a lot to do that to you
>around 300 pounds
>oh wow!! you should wear gloves

KEK if you actually said this

Lmao thats not a mire.

>I have good looks now, which feels uncomfortable and gets me anxious sometimes because I'm not used to the attention (looked ugly growing up, hence my 'tism)
I can relate all too well PogChampbro

>get haircut the other day
>making very natural small talk
>she asks me straight if I'm single
>says she isn't
>afterwards, gives me her own personal number
>tells me to pop in any time
>message her saying thanks for everything
>"I'm happy that you're happy :)"
>"y-you too" (not actually)

it's an odd feel.

oh well. I've got a qt in my life so I'm happy

Real talk, how would one escalate that situation?
You can't just ask her out for obvious reasons
So what, do you like invite her round yours to discuss hair products? Do you send her a winkyface and ask what time the shop closes because you want a "private" haircut?
Like seriously

if you were Chad enough you could have just grabbed her hand, looked her in the eye, and said "follow me". lead her to whatever room you want to and do whatever you want.

otherwise just get her phone # and keep flirting thru the night and as things wind down you take her

just take her out and do something, she clearly doesn't give a fuck about her boyfriend

What fucking movie world do you live in?

lol

I WILL BELIEVE BROOOSSS

Started lifting in January (had been bouldering since summer so I wasn't completely unfit but still kinda skeleton).

Met two girls from my former high school class at the club yesterday.
One of them grabs me by the shoulder and say hello, instantly I feel her hands really forming around my muscles.
> "wow, have you been working out user?"
> "Well, yeah. I've been doing it for a while now & It's actually the reason why I'm sober now"
The other girl starts to really stare at my arms/biceps and she starts to blush when she realise I've noticed her staring.
Then the first girl says: > "well wow user, you're actually big"

WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT LADS, JUST KEEP WORKING OUT HOLY SHIT THIS IS THE BEST

Mexican detected.

Where you stationed at now? Can let you know if the hos will flow or not.

Rugbybro here. Can confirm homosex tendencies. That's why it's the most alpha sport.

please be real kek

>turkish girl
Was she the one who laid the eggs there?

Nothing gay about being called a hooker while two guys grab your ass cheeks and slam you into a pile of dudes.

>Zumba

...

>not fucking her on the floor in front of them

never gonna make it

>have you been working out??????
does anyone have the pic saved with all the other proper responses to this question? my favorite is just to tell people i eat a lot of vitamin c

you realize women have been historically denied rights in all successful civilizations, not just islamic ones, right?
>my wife ain't behavin' right
>better start fucking goats

>no young girl finds average 40yo man attractive
white knight and/or faggot detected

>tfw you're jacked and go to the gym in the evening for years but then you switch to morning and hurrr'body be like ''who dat'' ?

This is when you get the most mires ever (implying you're attractive)

>be me
>enjoying sweet noob gains combined with dbol
>new haircut
>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

I like the taste of the pasta

solid

friend mires are the most valuable mires

kek

old man who thinks he's still attractive detected

>it's only autism
Only? Nigga that's like saying it's only a total loss of movement stopping quadriplegics from walking

Tell that to hollywood actor and actress hiring agencies.
>time.com/4062700/hollywood-gender-gap/

ya dass it mang

>Pogchamp

Fuck off back to twitch

>laxbros
That's the faggiest thing I've read today

> at rave party
> notice some qt mirin' and eyeing me
>I have a gf so I just smile back
> this literally goes on for 20 min with friends telling me that this girl is looking at me like I'm blind
> would have went in so hard if I was single

> would have went in so hard if I was single
I`m proud of you user.