Walk into Catholic gym

as a former Mormon, this is the funniest one in the thread

>walk into apartheid gym
>MAAR AS JY SKIET SKIET MY DEUR MY AFRIKAAAAAAAAAANERHAAAAAAAAAAAAART

>walk into soviet orthodox gym
>get inducted into a inseperable union of freeborn republics great russia has sealed forever to stand then i get my ass kicked for retreating from enemy lines

>walk into Veeky Forums gym
>doesn't actually lift

Underrated

>russian gym walks into you

>walk into mexican gym
>smash my face against the wall

>walk into Animist gym
>do literal bear crawls

>walk into necromancy gym
>can only do deadlifts

deserves a (you)

>walk into jewish gym
>my wallet went missing

>walk out of Jewish gym
>spend the next 100 years complaining about the showers

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>walk into german catholic gym
>only opens sundays from 9:30am to 10:30am

>walk into all black gym
>other inmates already giving me a hard time

>DE LA REY DE LA REY, SAL JY DIE BOERE KOM LEI?

>walk into atheist gym
>do preacher curls
>get kicked out

>walk into hindu gym
>dyel ascetics on a 500kcal diet everywhere

>walk into existentialist gym
>but why?

>Walk into African Gym
>everybody is fasting

>walk into muslim gym
>everybody's training for explosive lifts

>walk into Buddhist gym
>get roasted for pursuit of earthly achievements
>reincarnate as an ant and infest their temple

i dont understand the catholic gym one somebody pls explain

>walk into Vietnamese gym
>mow down the staff with an M60 while "it ain't me" plays over the speakers

>you didn't infest their whey powder

>Walk into ancient greek gym
>Shower time includes a no homo orgy

>it ain't me
>Not "it's just a shot away"

>walk into vegan gym
>nice, no meatheads

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>walk into gay gym
>stick around

>didn't infest their powder
>instead made off with their chicken breasts, rice, and fruits

>Walk into a Polish gym
>Get thrown into the refugee pit

>not knowing paris is actually a gym for muslims to work out problems via 9mm bullets into theaters for cardio

don't you mean an evangelical church? or maybe a black baptist church? regular independent/primitive baptist churches are not like this

normal baptist churches just involve hating poor people and quietly judging each other.

you're thinking pentacostal, breh. arkansasfag here, there are several of those monster-churches around my area, those people are fucking insane.

>walk into post-aprartheid gym
>get raped and necklaced no matter what race I am

(you) deserve a reply

>walk into Reformed gym
>the weights are just symbolic

>walk into liberal gym
>the plates for black people weigh less than the ones for whites

>Walk into black gym
>All the equipment was stolen

>Walk into an American gym
>Get free pizza and tootsie rolls

Fucking new life(tm) here in conway AR. I'm Christian and can admit that place is a cult

best one

>walk into gnostic gym
>there are no weights

That's called planet fitness.

What happens? I'll tell you some weird catholic stuff in return

>walk into low price gym
>cough
>lunk alarm goes off

>walk into 1930s gym
>go full hindenburg mode

Fuck the YMCA, bro

>walk into scientologist gym
>ayy lmao's are using all the shock chairs
>membership only costs promising my soul to xenu and 2 monthly payments of $14.99 usd

>walk into Orthodox gym
>tip over candles and set the place on fire
>get banned by bishop

I'm buddies with a Mormon fellow. He seems nice, like overly nice but it seems genuine, but they have a reputation or stigma of being fake nice. Is there reason to be cautious around of them?

>and the blacks still can't lift as much

I had a membership at the Y and I really like it, good facility, quality staff. I had to transfer over to anytime fitness tho. After taking 2 scoops of noexplode and going to the gym on a saturday and seeing the sign that they don't open till 9 or going and they are closed for presidents day or what the fuck ever holiday. I finally had to change.

>walk into Zen Buddhist gym
>Equipment is with $300 zafu
>kicks you out if dropping weights on the floor makes a sound
>45minute rest

baptist churches are for laundering money

overly nice people are usually pretentious. it probably has nothing to do with being Mormon outside its more likely to get you to want to be one also.

>Walk into a sauna
>Get heart attack

>walk into liberal gym
>get kicked out for o-pressing the weights

>walk into bethesda gym
>see some odd conversations but ignore it
>walk over to squatrack
>buy 3pl8 dlc
>load it up on the barbell
>one pl8 doesn't want to get loaded on
>starts shaking and fly away knocking a ss fag out
>suddenly entire gym becomes hostile
>try to run away but ss fags are too fast
>they start to swing in the air hoping they will hit me
>kek, they haven't advanced in fighting skills yet
>run out of gym
>npcs can't open doors
>mfw almost died

you missed the joke. anybody can go look up what catholic rites are/ask a catholic, mormons arent allowed to talk about their service

hahaha, well pol'd my friend, well pol'd. Here's an uppill xD

who let you out of r9k

My nigga knows what's up

Triggered

kek'd loudly at this one

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