Golem posture

I don't see why you're mad, it makes lurking and shitposting way more comfortable. The next evolutionary step.

Doubt it. The fact that he is a "professional gamer" actually explains a lot. People with office jobs where they have to slouch their shoulders forward and leaning forward too much with their head creates inbalances like this. Quite hard to fix, but it is possible.

... :( My neck is like that too..

Years and years of gaming, too poor to go pro, I've always played with less than recommended system specs.

>he doesn't have his monitor taped to the ceiling above his bed
Never gonna make it

Tuck your chin in more bro. And try and stand straight. It will be kind of hard, but you will get used to it, and the body will conform.

>move bitch get outta way

Easy way to avoid this and still use the computer all day is to put two college text books under your monitor

Step aside, curvelets

DELETE THIS

Jealous because he can use his entire body to program?

How do you spend so long online that you become a snek, and still think buying a Mac is a good idea?

i bet he can suck himself off

>Never heard of him before.
he's no one important, dota 2 caster

Got any solutions for under $500?

Literally me

Will good posture fix this?

Asking for a friend.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

my brother has that posture from staring down at handheld games in his lap all through his teen years

good posture will prevent this
at this stage you need therapy from a physiotherapist or something

Pinch your shoulderblades together and try to keep your shoulders back, tuck your chin a bit.

Also, see a legitimate chiropractor. While it is possible to correct on your own, it is far easier with professional help

It will make it a lot better. Maybe not 100% fix it, as I think you... sorry, I mean your friend, has lived with this bad posture his entire life, so the bones and spine has been "fused" together at this point. But you can make it a lot better, and potentially have a "normal"-ish posture.

What a poor creature

i used to be liek this, backpack + vidya is the perfect recipe for destruction

Lurking this thread as it's my biggest trigger, even more than fatties

Hope we'll get some more quality content

I've seen much worse. I knew a computer science lecturer that looked like Quasimodo. It's totally possible to get like that if you keep up poor habits. Just fix your posture whenever you notice yourself slouching and you'll be fine.

How did you fix?

Spine: flat but not rigid
shoulders: relaxed but not slouched
feet: flat, shoulder length apart
chest: open but not puffed out

Feels extreme at first, but looks normal to others. Same as how slight smile = pleasant neutral

pan: nice and hot

Suck in stomach: Y/N?

can deadlift fix this?

>my toes, back and head against the wall
what the fuck? You most surely mean your Heel, Back and head.

A lot of back work
Pull ups, close and wide grip
Rear delt flys
deadlifts

What? No, are your feet on backwards?

Upright rows fixed me. Like rope on cable machine, elbows high. Build the traps and other muscles around your upper back. Which also helps deadlifting.

How can you have both your toes and your back on the same wall?

god I hope mine isnt as bad as this. I know that my posture is not ideal but I doubt its fucked up as this

how is a

If your vertebrae are fused together I think you might have larger problems than your posture

My back is so bad, I grew an additional lumbar vertebrae. :(

To fix posture, please see attached pic.

Back of the heda can't touch the wall though

>he bones and spine has been "fused" together at this point

fucking CITATION NEEDED you broscience faggot eater.

>he doesnt have 360 degree bending feet

king of footlets over here

Oh dear oh dear
The image is based off this video: youtube.com/watch?v=LT_dFRnmdGs
I guess you should just practice walking straight?

kek

People who say it's easy never had really bad posture. It's a fucking struggle, but don't give up.

Honestly more concerned about those shorts.

He never said he was doing that for his diddies...

I used to have really shitty posture (not OP bad I don't think) but I got Veeky Forums really focusing on my back and doing lots of face pulls. Now my posture still is a bit curved when sitting but A+ when on my feet.

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GOLEM GET YE GONE

GOLEM GET YE GONE

>mac
>gaps between windows
DISGUSTING

Golem get ye gone

is this kind of posture fixable?
asking for an ex girlfriend

GOLEM GET YE GONE

GOLEM GET YE GONE

GOLEM GET YE GONE

haha fuck

Kek

Mine too, is that a problem doe?

No, what fixes this is a complete reinvention of your shitty lifestyle.
Stop staring at your phone/monitor for 12 hours a day.

GOLEM GET YE GONE

He is becoming a C++

clever

GOLEM GET YE GONE

you know C language works better with this joke?

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Is this good posture?

Im sure one of the most dangerous movements while you had a fucked up posture did anything. Why are you lying?

strengthen back muscles

GOLEM GET YE GONE

>that arm : torso : legs proportion

DD stands for DEADLIFT

gnt is a good investment tho

GOLEM GET YE GONE

Back to biz

golem get ye gone

I thought it was Bo Burnham

Golem get ye gone

Am i retarded, why is this funny

Lel

Nah

Don't forget his Java though, am I right guys? Hahahaha, we do have fun here.

he is shaped like a "C"

kek desu desu m8

Golem get ye gone

GOLEM GET YE GONE

GOLEM GET YE GONE

>Fight is a risk

I highly recommend yoga
You can fix your shit posture and look at grils butts. It's a win-win

GOLEM GET YE GONE