>anabolic window closes in 2 minutes
>pizza roles need another 5 mins in oven
Anabolic window closes in 2 minutes
Do some pushups to keep it open brah
People are always working after closing time just be polite and theyll help out if its only a few minutes after
>5 minutes late to the anabolic window
>gains merchant refuses to hand me my gains
>guards escort me to the manlet pit
>he still believes in traditional pizza roles
...
> not eating them frozen for stomach gainz
Never gonna make it
>forgot the gym owl at the kinoplex again
Will they forgive me for doing this? It's my second time and I got let off with a warning last time
>30 seconds before the anabolic window closes
>Beg the gains merchant to allow me to purchase gains
>Begrudgingly accepts
>Stuff an entire PB&J sandwich in my mouth
>Uncle sneaks up behind me and hits my back
>Spit out the sandwich
>"HEEEEEEEEY NEWPHEW! You still on that cartoon girl site?!"
>Gains merchant laughs and closes the shop
>Gym police escorts me to manlet pit
i've never screamed harder in my life
...
>enter gym
>Fire at will
>Aim for their cannons
>Counter attack
>Thunder of guns
LaughingBlackGuy
W-what's the alternative?
>30 sec left till anabolic window closes
>stroke dick and try to cum in hand for maximum gains
>cum falls on floor
>dog licks it
>not today
>bend on knees and let dog fuck for maximum alpha
>in the last moment pull out
>eat dog cum
>mount olympus is waiting for me
Well, that suck. I doubt it's that important to be on time tho, don't stress it. Also, nice movie choice user.
the only thing you can do now is eat them raw
>be me after best chest workout ever
>forgot whey at home
>try not to run home because cardio will only kill my gains
>powerwalk home
>10 seconds left
>anabolic window closes
>at least i'm in time to the anabolic trapdoor
>eat a protein bar
>cry in the bathroom
>at the anabolic window
>forget what I should ask
>the merchant says next before I can pick
>time for rack pulls
>every girl around is an A cup
lost
chortled audibly. well done, you have earned this (you) and this reaction image.