/fat/ "one day you may" edition

Previous Thread over 300 scoops
>Who is /fat/ for?
Fat members of Veeky Forums who want to lose weight
>Sticky
>Even though it is easier to ask, ignore the read the sticky fags
>Calculate your Body Fat Percentage
fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-Navy (Gonna need waist/neck measurements)
>Calculate your TDEE (Total Daily Energy Expenditure)
sailrabbit.com/bmr/
>Plan your weight loss week by week
losertown.org/eats/cal.php
>Track your calories and macros with MyFitnessPal, works best on smartphones
myfitnesspal.com/

Clean your room.

2 mcdouble and 2 McChicken no mayo

Not gonna make it

Where do you keep your phone while running, /fat/? The armband things seem rather uncomfortable.

Buy a tiny mp3 you can clip to your shirt instead

What's it like being a fat virgin?
>inb4 you should know
Unironically curious

We need more fat wojacks. Some suggestions for art anons.
>fat wojack with nazi background
>more fat wojacks watching pepe with stacy
>less fat wojack with clothes falling off due to losing weight
>fasting wojack of some sort (can be positive or negative of fasting)

Reply to this post with suggestions. Pic related is a good idea for us to continue with. We're actually producing OC for once.

fat fucks

the same as being a skinny virgin except you hate yourself a bit more

t. ex-fat

I put it in the elliptical container designed for phones right next to handles. On treadmill theres an area for it as well.
horrible. I feel corrupted and wrong. as if Im carrying a sin that everyone can see. Girls wont notice me, which is actually worse than being noticed and them being disgusted worst part is this feeling will still be with me even after losing weight. Some girls have noticed me now, not attraction wise but just visible.

Just made some tuna patties
68cal per patty. Don't have to thin them out so much and you could use them for burgers
Taste kinda like spam so bretty gud
Tuna
Egg
Paprika
Lemon pepper
Chicken boullion
Garlic salt

Can add onion
Or maybe panko crumbs if you want a good crunch