Why are grapes so damn delicious?

I hate apples

because they are literally balls of sugar liquid

Not him but I never had constipation, only black colored shit.

blueberries made you constipated? wtf m8

>no olives
>no peppers
you're fucking up

People have said blueberries but blackberries have even better macros. A pound of blackberries is under 200 calories, they have a lot of dietary fiber and not very much sugar. Also blackberry bushes grow crazy easy.

Passion fruit
Citrus
Pomegranate

>tried mulberries for the first time a week ago
wtf no one told me they were this good.
why aren't these sold in normal grocery stores?

Strawberries
Grapefruit
Watermelon
Apples

>inb4 "user is a nigger"

Fuck yes, my fellow mangobros. I just cut one and have another getting ripe and juicy.

The fuck is this, user? It looks disgusting.

Have i ever had pineapple pizza? You think im from some 3rd world contrary or something?

>3rd world contrary

Pineapple, mango, watermelon, blackberries.

Seriously what is that user

Bananas
I'm technically allergic to them but idgaf
Most fruit is either too much hassle or bitter as shit

Only ever seen em dried. They're good dried, mainly cause they aren't coated in sugar like 99 of percent of dried fruits

Don't you like swell up or something?

Raisins are my shit.
I could live off raisins alone god damn just thinking about them makes me horny

red cactus and purple flesh plums

Green grapes
Blueberries
Kiwi

Holy Trinity of Fruit

Nah
Best way to describe the feeling is that the insides of my teeth itch for a few hours after having something I'm allergic to.
But bananas have never really bothered me, even though the test was positive.

Some kiwi would probably kill me though

Raisins? But those are just crappy grapes

How many things are you allergic to? Sounds like a lot

Yeah, tons of food, latex, a bunch of red dyes, just about everything outside, cats/dogs, and erythromycin

Took 3 shots a week from like 12-17, now I'm only mildly irritated by most of those instead of needing an er trip after contact.

As far as the food goes, I'm pretty lucky that I'm fine with nuts, lactose, shellfish.
I'm just allergic to raw tomatoes, bananas, kiwi, gluten... Just random shit that's proteins happen to be very similar to latex. They think overexposure when I was young (was like 9 weeks premature and spent 6 months of my first year alive in the hospital) caused the latex allergy, most of the others are based off that. The red dye I had a reaction to when I took some Tylenol at like 11.

Cherries are the GOAT fruit, with pomegranate close behind

Though that might just be because they're seasonal

I love apples second to grapes, mainly because I like a good hard snap when I bite into the former, and that's not always the case.

He doesn't put strawberries on his pizza
Raspberries are the best, flowed by Dandy Dapples

Peaches at the right time of year are amazing.

Apples and bananas the rest of the year

Apples are filling for its calorie content. Then again the fullness may come from air.

Fruit dumbshit

Retard

Favorites are dates, sweet dark cherries, mango, figs, and raspberries

Also good are bananas, blackberries, watermelon, pears, seedless black grapes, regular and blood oranges, and any non-sour apple variety

Grapes and dates are best when stored in the freezer, and with bananas you wait til they're brown and spotted, mash them up, and then add lumps of peanut butter, sliced strawberries/cherries/dates, walnuts/almonds/pecans, cocoa powder, etc and freeze it. Tastes like ice cream.

They look and feel like bumpy little caterpillars but they are surprisingly good, very sweet. The purple variety looks closer to a blackberry, but I prefer the taste of the green ones.
t. mulberry shill
I really hate when they do this. Luckily TJ's has plain dried fruit, expensive though.

Enjoy the endocrine disrupting pesticides

>tfw my mulberry tree died