What routine is good to go from 6'0 200lbs to small japanese anime boy tier?

what routine is good to go from 6'0 200lbs to small japanese anime boy tier?

1x1 Cranium Bullets
1x1 Life Rerolls
Repeat

Trade bodies with my bishounen ass

TDEE -7000 calories for six weeks
homosexual fantasies 3x12

Optional: neck pulldowns (using smith machine cords)

post pic so i can see what i'm getting into

i'm already doing 6x14 gay fantasies though

first get rid of your shins, no jap is 6"0.

think i'd need to lose a bit more than the shins to get to peak 5'2" anime tier

>6'0

You're doomed.

im 6"0 and my shins are about 12" long. how short are you lol

the smaller the shota the better so doesn't bother me

>cute boys on Veeky Forums
Also,
>200lbs
Are you fat?

i'm thicc thank you very much

but yes, fat. at least i think so.

Then end yourself.
Fatties can't into /cuteboy/ mode.

the thread was a meme, friendo.

would rather have a cute boy than be one anyway

Try not being a lardass first.

working on it

Good. Robot-catboys can't come soon enough.

why wait for science? crispr is cheap these days.

Sexbots are ethical.

>implying there aren't billions of people that would want to be genetically engineered to be cute cat boys
it's unethical to NOT make cat boys

You've got a point. The future can't come soon enough.
I'm excited for the holographic waifu thing, hopefully they come out with a vocaloid pack.

holographic waifu sounds sad, get a real one instead.

It's just a stopgap measure.

idk, sounds more difficult than going on tinder / going to a club

>implying i'm not surrounded by fugly homos with no cute boys for miles
>implying i'm not too awkward to go clubbing

go clubbing in a different country, easy.

also less awkward when you don't speak the language so you can't hear people make fun of you

you actually caught an autistic degenerate in your trap, nice bait my friend

ebin :_-Dddd
I don't think i'm following here.

go clubbing in a country where you don't know the language

less awkward probably

Seems expensive.

yea but the true love you'll find is priceless

and cute butt is priceless too