*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

>Vision turns to static
>Distorted sound is all I can hear
>Fade's to black
>Dead

T-Thanks Slenderman

*kicks his ass*

shoo shoo spooky slenderman

>blow in its general direction

*kicks him in the abdomen*
*leanbeast collapses instantly*

>attempt to talk my way out
>"excuse me----"
>spooky skeleton falls over

>Rolls 16 on grapple check

*ninja-flips away*

HE

>THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON

...

give him something to eat

i was thinking more of these fuckers

*Swings Divine Mace +5*

i hate these fuckers if u arent a fucking strentgh build u get fucked cuz they break ur fucking shield instantly

>6'5 master race coming thru

...

I attack rolling for strength check

>41634206
roll u mong

What kind of exercise gets me a chest like this?

He looks like he could use a hug

good bant

>Kicks chest to assert my dominance and hide my deep insecurity

>not rolling

...

fear the old blood

...

*sprays raid*

I roll to cast smol pener

I solve his puzzles.

*screams*

kek

This faggot looks like that guy on Rurouni Kenshin that was so DYEL he could fly

THESE ARE THE SKELEGATES I SEEK

JOIN MY ARMY AND WITNESS THE POWER OF TRUE CONSERVATISM

THANK MR SKELTAL

The perfect organism

Underrated post

>still hasnt gotten to Ted redemption arc

kek

fuckin hell