*blocks your path*
*blocks your path*
*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*
>Vision turns to static
>Distorted sound is all I can hear
>Fade's to black
>Dead
T-Thanks Slenderman
*kicks his ass*
shoo shoo spooky slenderman
>blow in its general direction
*kicks him in the abdomen*
*leanbeast collapses instantly*
>attempt to talk my way out
>"excuse me----"
>spooky skeleton falls over
>Rolls 16 on grapple check
*ninja-flips away*
HE
>THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
...
give him something to eat
i was thinking more of these fuckers
*Swings Divine Mace +5*
i hate these fuckers if u arent a fucking strentgh build u get fucked cuz they break ur fucking shield instantly
>6'5 master race coming thru
...
I attack rolling for strength check
>41634206
roll u mong
What kind of exercise gets me a chest like this?
He looks like he could use a hug
good bant
>Kicks chest to assert my dominance and hide my deep insecurity
>not rolling
...
fear the old blood
...
*sprays raid*
I roll to cast smol pener
I solve his puzzles.
*screams*
kek
This faggot looks like that guy on Rurouni Kenshin that was so DYEL he could fly
THESE ARE THE SKELEGATES I SEEK
JOIN MY ARMY AND WITNESS THE POWER OF TRUE CONSERVATISM
THANK MR SKELTAL
The perfect organism
Underrated post
>still hasnt gotten to Ted redemption arc
kek
fuckin hell