The best part of being a Veeky Forumsizen is becoming gay. I'm so much happier since I started dating men

The best part of being a Veeky Forumsizen is becoming gay. I'm so much happier since I started dating men.

Thanks Veeky Forums!

Tfw I wish I was fucking gay because getting dick is so much easier than getting pussy.

welcome to being fully woke
you are now free of all burdens

>this
and
>lifting for pussy makes you gay
>wut.png

I also sometimes wish I was gay, in my case it is because men are so much easier to deal with than women with their hormones getting in the way of proper decision making.

I actually tried hooking up with a man before just to try but there was just absolutely zero sexual excitement on my part.

>tfw it took being balls deep in another man's ass to realize I was straight

You are on fit so you probably spend a lot of time looking at and admiring naked male bodies. The next step is easy.

well you put in the time to fuck a dude and you got hard, so you're probably gay, dude

>being balls deep in another man's ass
congrats on being gay

Not gonna lie that was pretty fucking gay, I only got to a not fully erect state and I pretty much did it out of feeling bad for the guy and awkwardness.

Best blowjob ever though.

>Best blowjob ever though.
>from guy
>not gay

I really like this picture

you know that feeling, that strange sensation in your groin and you start blinking with your eyes when you see a really attractive masculine physique. that is the gay

Is this a thread or a closet?

>closet
Op literally admits being gay and the rest is just the usual "I wish women weren't literally drugs for men because fuck they're a hassle"

Congrats on taking the rainbow-pill OP!

For a future where we rid ourselves of these inferior female creatures!!!

Being gay is the ultimate gains goblin
Don't get trapped in permatwink mode brehs

I wish I was gay, because women are so fucking degenerate. But I'm kinda afraid of taking a dick in my arse. Holding hands and kissing with guys I kinda like if I'm drunk enough.

Also pounding crap with my own dick doesn't sound sexy at all.

This.

Gains go down hill as soon as you get your first fuck flu

it's not gay to fuck an ass

it's only a bit gay to receive a vibrant cock in your anushole, but then again, is it really different from pegging? Many heterosexual men enjoy a couple of fingers in their anus whilst receiving a blowjob, and maybe they even get wet thinking about their gf plundering their ass with a dildo or a strap-on, but that's somehow considered not gay because of the Vagina Factor.

Someone could say that sucking cocks is gay, but then again, is licking pussy so much virile?

Drop your prejudices about sexuality and enjoy your body with humans carrying any kind of chromosomes. There are a bunch of heterosexual women who would identify as hetero even if they had a female friend "with benefits" and if they experienced Sapphic love. There's no reason, none at all, to question a man's virility just because he loves to give brojobs or to let his gymbro fuck him in the ass - after all, the g-spot in men is hidden in their anus, with no distinction at all between hetero and homo.
As long as you say "no homo" you're fine.

>I wish I was gay,
>Holding hands and kissing with guys I kinda like if I'm drunk enough.

Mate, I got news for you...

I can't even tell if this fucking board is ironic anymore

I love you guys

your gif is my worst nightmare

I love you too

No homo

Where do you guys find other gay guys that actually lift and look like guys? Literally every gay guy within the city look like flatchested girls, it's like the equivalent to a straight guy only surrounded by women who look like HAES activists.

Of all the images on the internet I never wanted to see again, that is top 5.

>tfw want to try anal sex but 100% straight

>but
it seems like you're letting societal beliefs draw boundaries on your sexual behaviour, that's pretty beta and homo if you ask me

The worst part about females is how they lie even in bed. I got red pilled by a girl a few years ago. She explained to me that the vast majority of females barely feels anything during penetration, that most can't really come from it and that the real deal is the clitoris.
I knew how important the clitoris was, but I, in my innocence, still thought intercourse was the main dish so to speak, something both enjoyed and came with. Well guess not, it's a complete scam. If you want to make a girl cum, its as easy as licking and rubbing her clit, don't even bother with the penetration or anything that isn't your pleasure because she barely feels anything.
Since then I don't even bother taking it slow, changing my rhythm, my stroke depth etcetera, I just pump at whatever pace I like and cum. It kind of killed sex for me as this union of man and woman where both basked in the enjoyment.

And no, I'm not small. 6.5 length 5 width, totally average penis.

na im not attracted to men. just cant find a girl to peg me.

pegging isnt homo

>Not gonna lie that was pretty fucking gay
My sides

Just so you guys don't have nightmares, that hole goes directly outside into a pool of water.

>Mike "Turning Fruits into Vegetables" Pence is now aware of this thread

How do I into gay mode?

Liking guys isn't good if you ever want a committed, monogamous, and romantic relationship. Homosexuals are void of it, and only seek sexual pleasure and polyamorous relationships.

Anal sex isn't homosexual.

Being exclusively attracted to the same sex is homosexual.

>Anal sex isn't homosexual.
you see, heavy.
both girl and boy have butthole

so is 50% gay
but only girl have vaghole so is 100% not gay

Does it mean a blowjob is 50% gay?

at least.

What about a titjob? fat dudes can have titties too

men don't have milk developing tissue under their nipples (barring gyno which makes them a diseased freak and no longer male or female) so real tits are entirely heterosexual and tit jobs are 100% not gay

yes they have, its not active but they do have mamary glans, i studied with a dude that lactate and the milk shots from his nipple just like a cow

then tit jobs are 50% gay

What about trapporn? Traps aren't gay, right?

traps are 100% gay because they have dicks and only men have dicks

females have clits, and clits are feminine penis
the only real difference is balls, women don't have them
so as longs as balls aren't touching it's 100%
straight

then again your sexuality isn't bound to genitalia but to secondary sex indicators (face proportion, voice, curves, waist/hip ratio, lack of face hair) so this entire point is moot

if he/she is hot and you're not fucking him/her just because he/she has a penis, you're pretty gay

>females have clits, and clits are feminine penis
this is false

clits are clits

Was it tight

Yeah, this.
Clits are clits, and clits are feminine penis.

>and clits are feminine penis
this is false.
kill yourself gay

being this retarded

So stimulating a clitoris is gay too?

Is it more or less gay then fucking a guy in the ass?

It depends if the penis looks feminine

Go to grindr and sort through the twinks there's plenty of muscle

What differentiates a feminine penis from a manly penis?

That's why when I fuck straight guys I make sure to go balls deep and grasp both of your balls together so that you know forever that it was 100% gay.

Eh I was gay before Veeky Forums it's not that great