Delicious Murder

Which animal do you think you could kill with your bare hands? Does it fit your protein requirements?

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Chicken.

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I could probably throttle a goat

I could probably kill a small human.

I was thinking a small deer. like this youtube.com/watch?=rUiPmHA7Xqg

Snake, if you grab a snake by the tail and and swing it around a bit and crack it like a whip it breaks the snakes neck instantly and it dies.
Snake has a good deal of protein in it so yeh.

any animal

just sedate it first

2ez pce noob

How do you season it?

Does insekts Count?
I could easily kill hundreds of maggots, would also overload my Proton intake

rabbits. the ones round here have lost all fear of humans because retards feed them. you can just grab one without breaking a sweat

chili powder and fresh squeezed lime for me

I've broken the neck on a sheep before.

i wonder how they taste. when a guy that literally eats shit starts to gag you know it's real youtube.com/watch?v=QuB3kr3ckYE

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

Raw meat is very poor in taste as well, but turns delicious when cooked
You could probably make a decent dish out of larvae

>break a snakes neck

Wut. It's a snake. The entire body is a neck

Rabbit.

>trying this with a 350 lb python

DELETW THIS NOW

>snake
>neck

I think I could take down a deer, but it'd be mostly cardio until I caught up with it and it was exhausted

then all I'd have to do is avoid it's hooves and I'd be golden

venison is dope

snakes are just one big neck with a head

this made me kek

A deer would be too fast, even if you caught it one swift kick could probably take you out.

If I really needed to I'd literally go toe to toe with any non-marine animal save for:
>brown/white bear - outmatched in every single way
>leopard/tiger/lion - outmatched in every single way (fuck other cats, bring it)
>hippos/horses/moose/elephants/giraffes/bison-cow-family - literally too big and dangerous
>anaconda, poisonous snakes and dragon-family reptiles

fuck anything else

Would you fight a gorilla? Or literally any other ape.

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>A deer would be too fast
humans have the best endurance in the animal kingdom bruh

everything you've said I have already mentioned

Other cats? Even a mountain lion? A chimp or a gorilla?

Most healthy(non-cuck beta numale) adult male humans could fight a mountain lion and survive. You probably wouldn't kill it, and you will need to be going to a hospital, but it will fuck off if you fight hard enough.

a lot of frogs

the texture of frog meat is very similar to chicken, i've tried it before

Geese, ducks and cormorants.
I know from experience, and they do a beautiful job of being full of protein.

>the texture of frog meat is very similar to chicken
flavor is not at all the same though

Does anyone remember the cricket protein powder thread?

You.

The only correct answer

This is true. Any fit human could hunt basically any land prey animal by chasing it to exhaustion, as our ancestors did

Idk I mean if bears didn't have teeth or claws that seems like a doable one

Manlets soon become hunted to extinction

My grandma actually beat the fuck out a mountain lion about forty years ago when she was a month pregnant with my uncle. She has scars to prove it, too. She claims to have karate chopped it hard in the throat which is what made it run off.

My grandma was apparently hard as fuck back then.