Decline bench press

>mountain climbers
>forgot my chalk bag

>pistol squat
>out of ammo

>clean
>still dirty

>dolphin pushup
>get raped

>curtsy lunge
>forgot to wear a dress

>treadmill
>not actually trespassing at the mill

>clean and jerk
>jerk and clean

>leg press
>there's no news articles about my quads

>stationary bike
>nobody writes letters anymore

>farmer's walk
>live in a city

I chuckled.

>donkey kick
>forgot my saddle

>leg extensions
>still 5'8"

>cable flies
>cables not actually flying

>rack pull
>it's bolted to the floor

>skull crushers
>didnt even need to call the ambulance

>lateral raises
>salary is the same

>shrugs
>actually know what's going on

> Bench press
> Can't find the button to start

>stairmaster
>actually have no authority over these stairs

>face pulls
>mfw

>incline bench
>don't do it

> jumping rope
> im the one jumping

>overhead press
>im taller than most journalists

>burpees
>no gas involved

>snatch
>I'm white

Underrated

>decline sit ups
>compounds are enough for abs

>pushups
>really just pushing entire Earth away from me

>leg/bench/overhead press
>no paper being inked

>deadlifts
>not a necromancer

of course not, you just raised them you stupid fuck

>doing good mornings
>it's 8pm

>ez bar curl
>why is this so difficult

>reddit humor
>on Veeky Forums
???

>no whey
>still believe it

I don't get the connection

>incline bench press
>does it anyway

>pull ups
>actually wearing diapers

google stationery you mongoloid

>cardio
>heartless

thanks for the help, i am a slav

>decline bench
>use a chair

Which d.gg chat memer are you OP?

all this time i just realized decline bench because as in you decline to do it