How fucked am I?

Fuckin' hell made me spit out my drink

Not beyond repair

>lying about your weight/progress on the internet

I am 6ft and 200lbs I can take a standing picture if need be

i know your pain brotha

>200lbs

lb isn't "american" for kg you retard
you're 200kg

no really. get a proper scale.

This

We're all fucked
>goodbye Summer dreams

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6ft 200lbs

looks like 250

I've tried too different scales, actually three. I am 200lbs maybe I just have zero muscle but we'll know soon enough.

I'll be 180 for July 1st

I'm so glad I was a twig when I started lifting and not a whale.

no it doesn't

Are you a virgin, how old are you?

you're ready to bulk up op. bulk back to 230 on GOMAD and report back in a month

Not a virgin, and 30 years old.

I have an arrangement with a few local hookers I see one every two weeks.

The only thing I'd miss when I lose the the fat is having them suck my nipples. Shit feels good

>tfw this guy isn't a virgin and you are

Bro you know you can just pay some hooker to get the monkey off your back

My company's policy doesn't allow you to pay a prostitute for sex...even in areas where it is legal because of their stance on human trafficking

are you suppose to discuss your sex life with your company ?

Some rules are made to be broken. There are dozens of non trafficked independent sex workers out there.

...

Literally every company

I look the same and am 260

Epic fucking lol

Then where do you even go? Backpage?

>TIL
Cheekie has a job

I go back page, adult work, and vivastreet

My dude

I'm a lot, lot worse than you no way you are over 5ft8 and at 200lb wtf

how are you six feet tall. i am 6"5 and weigh 220 and am nowhere near as fat as you

There is no way in hell you're only 200 lbs.

I didn't even look that bad at 5'9" 218 lbs (my highest).

>200lbs
My dude, get a new scale and use it on a flat surface

Manlet thread in disguise

I don't know lads but I am 6ft and 200lbs. Its probably due to me having no muscle.

how on earth have you managed this, i'm currently 276 and i look less fat than that

Gross a girl

Post more cheekie

I'm not even a landwhale, and it fucking blows starting when you're fat. I can tell that I'm making progress, but you wouldn't know it by looking at my midsection. Feels fuckinnt bad.

Proof of height, well closest I could do.

>tfw this guy has more mobility in his hip flexors than you do

Nice tits

>here's a blurry pic of a tape measure where you can't even see the top

90kg too 0 muscle aswell

This is the ideal female body. You may not like it but this is what peak fertility looks like.

Height?

What the fuck
I'm 250 and look nowhere near as bad as this
Are you 4'7"?

6ft

OP seems to have recently shaved all of his body hair off

have you been crossdressing OP?

Gross

What weight are you aiming for?

Wtf I am much heavier than you are but I don't look half as bad as that

No I shaved my hair before I started losing weight because I wanted clear pics for before and after

Jesus I thought I had it bad

You do

I know, I am 280 at 6ft1

Take a standing pic bro

75kg
80kg at least

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solid hair and face gains keep it up

Nigga I'm 6ft 200lbs

Do you try and hide the excessive gyno or do you just not give a fuck because of your size?

I can't tell how old you are but if you're over 35, I wouldn't bother trying to lose the weight at this stage.

What's your waist measurement around the belly button?

>not over 30
>Will be at 200 sometime next year

dumb tat bro

So your tit is 46" tall? Yeah you're 5'3" max.

I"m 6'0" and my chest is 55" off the ground.

how do you fix gynocomastia?

i am 190lbs and i have to fucking wrap my chest so i dont look like i have tits

Keep your opinions to yourself fag

aawwww shit you actaully got the tatt. was it you who posted a pic of that gun on an old tattoo thread?

I'm 6ft bro I just don't know how to take the picture because I'm alone
If you're fat lose weight, otherwise surgery is the only option

Not an opinion

>surgery

holy fuck i guess its time for me to kill myself

I'm gonna have to pile on here; it's an extremely bad tat.

Keep goin' fatass.

Depending on where you live it could be free.

Post pics you maybe a faggot who thinks its worse that it actually is

Try to buy Clomid or Tamoxifen online.

I agree with him, must not be an opinion

What's so bad about it exactly?

>roiding for this

Legs are 41inch if that helps

I guess this is the right thread to ask

Do I have to worry about anything when starting to lift after being totally sedentary for the last 10 years? Even just walking around at this point I feel like I got bad knees, shins, back, just all fucked up.

I'm 24 and not overweight I just feel like I have the joints and bones of an 80 year old

If you're 24 and not overweight. Don't be a faggot life heavy 4 times a week.

>puts one foot on the scale
>gets tired can't take another step
>"yup 200lbs!"

Stop worrying about loose skin and gyno, do what it takes

It doesn't matter if you have loose skin, open the new door to your journey and drop the weight

youtube.com/watch?v=0Mfe_kuToec

You will have the worst dull aching pain of your life for the first two months after you begin to get active - this is what keeps most people from going back to the gym (Hence the NY resolutioner stereotype). I remember after my first leg day I thought my knees were gonna explode and I could barely stand at work.

Fight through it and before you know it you'll be able to lift 3 or 4 times a week with only minor DOMS. Compound lifts (especially squats) help strengthen a lot of joints with repeated exposure, so you'll actually grow more resistant to injury over time provided you use proper form.

hi cheekie

plsrespond

I've lifted before so I'm aware of DOMS I'm really more concerned about throwing my back out when squatting or having my knee pop. I was crouched at work for less than 3 minutes the other day and my left knee was aching for 2 days after. Stuff like that freaks me out.

But I guess the only answer is Just Do It?

No you'll be fine. Just start a beginner routine and stick to it.

You won't get DOMS if you do keto.

Probably won't happen unless you go extremely heavy.