What is the

Bare Minimum level of Veeky Forums to score: A Chubby Latina with a sexy face?

That's all I want. Anyone else like me?

Bare minimum is a pulse

you should prepare to lose your abs and go bearmode. They want someone with a lot of mass, not someone who's cut.

>Wanting a latina
Fucking gross.

It's impossible to keep abs anyway with all the authentic Mexican food she'd cook for you.

latinas these days dont cook, they fatten up on taco bell and non-lite beer

Be white. Thats it. Second gen latinas despise Indio manlets and will do anything for a white child.

Mass immigration will lead to the end of the Hispanic race.

Nah, you are hanging out with the wrong Mexicans. The real ones I know all use cooking as a sign of love and they understand that fatness comes with the food, so they play soccer and look amazing.

if they still play soccer or any sport they clearly aren't thicc

They have to be beer guzzlin, taco bell eatan fat sluts to get me off

>implying that THICC & athletic @ the same time isn't possible

BRUH, the strong thighs are heaven

>what is steroids for $500, Alex?
also, far too tall

Ah, I see... You are into the stumpy Latinas. I love them too.

On a side note, the Asian standard of beauty that Asian women get plastic surgery to look like is absolutely ugly.

>gay
Anyone got a source on this?
I'm not gonna beat off im just gonna look at her pictures and get a frustrated boner

Asian dude here, can you elaborate?

I actually agree, but was curious what your opinions were. I'm traditional, and plan to marry an Asian girl one day, but I'm actually attracted to the way they look before the plastic surgery, which usually annoys the shit out of me. Most of my American friends tease me for my taste in a very chinky looking face, but hey, I like what I like.

The way Asian women try to westernize their facial features makes them look really generic and generally off putting. Something about that plastic surgery face just creeps me out because it doesn't look right.

link to before and after? how common is it?

Learn spanish.
I went to Mexico, Equator and Colombia.
I get laid more than all the jacked Chads because I'm fluent and can actually have a conversation with then.
But then again I am a 6'0 white man with blue eyes

>A Chubby Latina with a sexy face?
Strangely enough, these used to be my favorite type of woman back when I watched porn (they were just a fantasy as I was too young/skinny to actually score one)

Now I'm into white college-aged girls

Pic related is what they usually get
>smaller jaw,
>smaller chin
>Thinner nose

I believe this is more common in non Western Asian women

Thanks for sharing your thoughts. I agree but I always felt that I was alone because people tend to idealize western features. But since I'm Asian, I just thought I hated the plastic surgery because I'm attracted to a very Asian face... slanty eyed, flat nose, etc.

But whatever, I think it's just a general rule across the board that people shouldn't get plastic surgery.

>They want someone with a lot of mass

Please elaborate. I'm looking for a Latina myself. Are you saying I should stop cutting and lose my facial gains?

you dont want one, bro. they cant stop farting.

Interesting. I'm white and never had any desire to get a latina gf but strangely enough, I watch Latina porn most of the time. For some reason, I like to go into WILD SEX mode when I watch porn, so I don't watch things that can ever be a reality. A white wife would be my reality, therefore, I don't feel like watching porn of it...

Holy shit I thought I was just being racist. I knew there was a reason I couldn't tell any of those K pop girl groups apart.

I'm very sure it's because of a childhood memory: I used to go to a daycare where some extremely fine hispanic woman was in charge. I used to dream about her huge tits every night (I was 9 or 10)

What about a cute non-crazy white girl? Obviously not a Stacey, as that requires you to not be autistic.

Yeah, but Chad keeps offering sex to girls who aren't stacy, therefore he ruins them.

I've been more and more interested in Asians since being in college.
Can't stand the brown nips tho

Be white with red hair

In high school they approached me, on active duty they approached me, I'm married to one and ones in class are flirty as shit.

Dye your hair red bleach your skin and soak in all the Latin heat

But be warned, their mood swings are irrational as shit

Dear Veeky Forums bro, I'm Asian. Let's make a deal. As you steal all the Asian girls from me, leave behind a few brown nipped beauties for me okay? I need to get married too.

Red hair as in ginger? Please explain how that works... Did they think your hair was salsa or something?

i dated a 5'1 qt latina for 2 years

lived together 6 months
>she never ever cleaned up after herself
>she was always either crying or yelling about something
>best sex of my life
>mediocre bj that i had to eat pussy for (never random bjs)
>always concerned about her fucking makeup
>cheated on me cause she had a new orbiter every week
>very motherly

her performing name was Kiara Mia. I think now she goes by something Munoz or Nunoz or some shit and she's a life coach and escort lol

All the traits you said were actually cute because it seemed like she wanted you to be the man but the cheating part sucks. Sorry man.

honestly bro i was pretty beta most of the relationship

we fought a shit ton cause she was a club slut that wanted to go clubbing every weekend and i hated clubbing

i caught her texting some dude and bent her phone in half infront of her, kicked her out and told her to never fucking contact me again

Don't worry, the only asians at my uni are jap exchange students who all run in a pack.
They rarely speak fluent english

>we fought a shit ton cause she was a club slut that wanted to go clubbing every weekend and i hated clubbing

Why would you bother with someone like that? I don't mind having some differences with a gf but her enjoying clubbing every weekend should have been a red flag that you two were incompatible - I agree that clubbing sucks though.

Tbh, they're pretty fun if you can get into the group. And if they're in the US, they're probably there to learn English.

t. whaito piggu that hangs out with Japs at uni

clubbing regularly is fun for the butt potential when you're single but every weekend in a relationship gonna get old really fast and cause trouble

You guys have poor taste in Latinas

user, you are the one with shitty taste. She looks too white. That "pales" in comparison to the warm brown Latinas.

latinas are great cock suckers

they will swallow your nut for breakfast/lunch/dinner.

cons: crazy level will take 10 years of your life

but it's worth it.

this. I always see hot latinas with dudes who are super fat but have a lot of swag like gold chains, gold watch, etc.

i can attest to this. Best sex I ever had was with a latina. Only girl who ever made me cum from a blowjob

Those are border hopper anchor babies. The westernized latina bitches don't cook for shit. Only the border hoppers are the ones that cook and cook pretty well...you can always tell like you said they play fucking soccer.

border hoppers teach their kids to continue those values. Some westernize too much and drop it, some dont.

literally all I want in life. to hear a latina moan "ohh senor" as i ravage her black bean poop-shoot with my disappointingly average cock

Fuark. Need sauce on your pic m80

according to google image search, it's a "girl"

Kek.

Original sauceanon here. Reverse image search brings up nothing for me too.

Fellow ginger here.

Latina, arab, indian/paki chicks were all over my ass back in HS. I can't tell you why.

I fucking love me some brunette chicks with a nice tan.

i've fucked a lot of latinas and have always wanted to hear them say "ai papi" while riding me. but i've only gotten the "ai" sound out of them. i try so hard to get them to say it, like saying "who's your papa?!" but i guess the latinas in my area don't say papi, i never hear them say it around here, only in movies and shows.

they smell like corn tortillas though, just brace yourself.

What if I'm a "daywalker" type ginger?
>pale skin during winter, but capable of ruddy tan during the summer
>freckles
>red facial hair, brown hair with lots of red tone to it

Where are my brown mamacitas?

Im the one who posted it but i dont know who she is. I searched Jynx Maze, a great latina but it might not be her, cause it showed up in related images sidebar.

Now that you mentioned it. It does kinda look like her. Just a little bit.

>me me
>ugly as fuck skelly mode jew
>mid 20s permavirgin autist
>would want nothing more than a thick/chubby latina girl because latinas are the hottet women on the planet
>too much of an ugly shut in autist to even talk to anyone

still remember back in college this sex goddess latina i worked with. literally everything you could want in a latina. all she ever did was insult me, say i had no friends, say i had no girlfriend and how much of a loser i was. sucked guys.

I find it interesting that different boards react to Latinas differently. Its nice to see a group that takes care of their body, becoming men ready for sex, appreciating Latinas.

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Please leave our women alone, thank you.

Kek no fuckin way...udjaar is too pale for ethnic girls esp arab n indian.
Youd have to be tall cocky n handsome as fu k to make up for it......though i dunno latinas

This. If you're white, they'll come to you. Especially if you speak to them in spanish horribly with a shitty accent, trust me im a chud ;^)

>Bare Minimum
Weak faggot, why are you afraid to realize your potential?

I'll second this, best lays I've had have all been Latina, while the worst have been black. White girls are meh, and I've never fucked an Asian.

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>"whos your papa?!"

can confirm.

PAPA ZIT

simon

Start lifting, keep lifting, realize you don't care about women anymore, develop body dysmorphia.

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That Chivas logo should have the GOAT 12th star on the top!

>Latina
If you're black or you're a beta loser willing to tolerate their high maintenance. Besides them being absolutely crazy they all get fat by 25. Bundas aren't that bad but there's a high price to pay.

I agree that high maintenance ones are a bitch but please don't label all of them like that. I like the chill Latinas and chubbing up a bit is fine with me but seriously, they look gorgeous as long as they exercise a bit. Just get a Latina who isn't a complete pig. Go for walks in the park and that should be fine. Their amazing thighs and high sex drive are worth it.

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Hispanic 2nd gen bro here...

Can confirm. Im looking for a qt white nerdy girl to wife and have white kids with. Im Puerto Rican tho so its hardly the same as a mexicant.

This guy knows what he's talking about. It's like there's a dormant landwhale gene in all Latino women that activates in their mid 20's

Lol not true they want dyel manlet cholos with soccer player phisiques

This is true got my thick qt laying in bed with me, she wants the white babies, so I give them to her, also got a prescription of birth control and the implant, b3cause if you truly wanna have fun you don't knock them up right away

I actually dig the left pic, natural is the way

If you don't find Latinas beautiful, there is a very high chance that you are gay or beta.

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hi papi. wanna play with my culo?

*instacum*

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Veeky Forums why do Latinas activate abnormal amounts of sexual thoughts within me in comparison to other females?

Google xvideos latina fuck tour no quiere la leche en su cara

thats the kind of man latinas like, that you can see in their soap operas

They must be eliminated and fucked white.

somebody should redpill this guy with a picture of any average mexican women over the age of 40

Jackpot trips confirm.

Married to Hispanic QT for just over 2 years, and we have a white baby, and another on the way. I'm gonna have to get a vasectomy because she drops the "Cum in me Papi" line, and basically ablige. Fucking love being white.

>still no best mexican posted yet

>5'8''
oh man
breeding stock right here holy shit

you probably couldn't tell cuz they all use the same surgeon

>wanting Mexican children

Maximum cuckoldry. Especially if you want your Mexican son to impregnate white women.

i've gotta ask user
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

You have a Hispanic baby, and he will be brown-dicking white women when he gets older.

How? He will probably be white look white and act white. The only brown in him is going to his moms jeans. Check out the afrikaans.

I make my Belgian gf call me papi when we fugg

>tfw Mexican

be white
be employed
not fat or alcoholic
know how to rock a shirt and khakis

0 my obese nigger roommate has one