Good Veeky Forums feels thread

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>toddler son loves that daddys big back is fun to piggyback ride on, but complains that my (direct quote) "hard tummy is not comfy for snuggles"
best accidental backhanded compliment ever

>have a layer flab
>really REALLY fucking like my brews
>don't give up beer, stay flabby
>cry

how is that even remotely a good feel

Solid

Some people are masochists

he even ohp's his stuffed animals next to me (homegym). das it mane

fair enough

>at gym
>old lady mirin me working out
>start warming up on the lift
>every plate increase she's getting visibly more wet
>finally hit my PR of 220 on The Lift
>janitor is rushing over to her with a mop and bucket
>whole gym smells like a fish market
>re-rack my weights and go home

Make him a giant Veeky Forums freak of nature user. Training begins at 9

>putting micropl8s in his ohp teddies
>whey and creatine in breckfest milk
>only playing catch up and down huge flights of stairs for leg and calf gains
>25 strict pushups or no dinner
>give """chinese flintstone vitamins""" as soon as puberty hits
WHAT CAN GO WRONG... his mom will probably kill me though, feck

>Been going to the gym for a year
>Have regular gymbros, same schedule
>Some have come, soma have gone. Only the strongest remain
>I started skelly mode while they are all at least 30% bf but still really strong
>They always trust me to spot
>Be doing a lot of upper body workouts one day, pumped asfuck
>Hey user! Looking big buddy. I remember when you came in here looking like a twig!
>T-thanks bro
Were all gonna make it bros

brainprotips.com/phenibut-high/

tommy?

>tfw can't get phenibut in uk

I'm moving away to start an awesome new job, but saying goodbye is killing me. Worst is this girl who fell really hard for me recently.
We talked for a little while 3 years ago, but lived far away.
>she hits me up out of the blue saying she's moving to the area and wants to see me
>says she never stopped thinking about me for 3 years
>we meet up, talk for hours
>she spends the night
>the sex is amazing, her sense of humor is amazing
>we go on more dates
>she knows I'm moving soon, just says "I want to enjoy you while you're here"
>last night, were taking a bubble bath together
>candles lit
>music on
>already had sex, just relaxing
>she starts crying
>"I just can't stop thinking about all the things we could have done the past three years."
>try to comfort her
>"you aren't making me cry, it's my fault I missed out on you"
Fuck. I've never had a girl fall for me like that and I just have to leave her behind with some bullshit about living in the moment and enjoying the time we had.
>she gave me a birthday card last week
>"happy 23rd user! I never stopped thinking about you on 20, 21, or 22!
>mfw I just found that again while packing and throwing out shit

So invite her with you??? What's the problem? She's already waited 3 years surely she can wait a few months until you get settled or she can transfer uni or whatever.

She's starting med school and im starting a job where I'll be traveling a lot.
Also I don't think I'd be comfortable with asking her to do anything like that. I don't feel as strongly as her.
I mostly feel guilty that I got her hopes up and then left. She's a genuinely great girl, she doesn't deserve that.

kek

A stranger complimented me for the weight loss.

Today

>wake up at 5am
>make coffee
>take cold shower
>stretch and do mobility work
>do Jeff Cavalier's daily ab workout as well as my morning push-ups, pull-ups, and isometric movements
>make Gordon Ramsey's gourmet scrambled eggs with turkey, cheese, onions, peppers and spinach as well as oats and my protein shake
>take second cold shower
>work from 9 to 6
>read 3 chapters of my novel while I have my protein shake at lunch
>head to gym after work
>hit push press AND my incline dumbbell bench press PRs
>go home take 3rd cold shower
>heat up homemade veggie ramen I made in the crock pot the other day and have 1 grilled chicken breast and 1 tuna filet
>clean my room, fill out workout logs, read more of my book, do some sketching, and clean guns and pack for camping trip this weekend
>have some Greek yogurt and berries and a glass of milk before climbing into bed

I have been more productive this past month than I have my entire life. I'm finally getting on track with bettering myself and all I can think about all day is just ordering a pizza and playing video games with my friends and calling my ex-gf to come over so I can bust a nut inside her and cuddle...the feels need to stop guys...

>med school

Sure she is

>3 showers daily

your skin must be dry as fuck. you know your body produces natural oils that keep your skin healthy, right?

are you perpetually coated with slime like a snail or are you taking boiling hot showers

three showers a day is fine as long as you dont fucking live in there

Cold showers are fine

nice bro science, bros. every time you shower, it washes away the layer of dead skin that protects you from the environment and it takes longer and longer to repair itself

>his skin is so weak it cant take water running over it three times a day
lmao up your skin gains bro

Public announcement:

DRUGS CAN'T BE USED TO FIX MENTAL ILLNESS

/done

Its funny that that's the part of the story you have trouble believing.

>fat alcoholic on Veeky Forums
>can surely only be that one guy I know

i cant imagine a girl being this much of a pussy desu

3 years is such a waste of time to do that

> """chinese flintstone vitamins"""
kek

My anxiety was reduced significantly after taking MDMA for the first time.

how to do this?

>Signed my life away to my company
>Benefits package
>Stock options
>Large salary
>My life is over senpai
>I just gave it all up for a life of luxury
>No more hoping for /neetbux/
>Time to leave Veeky Forums for good, hoping I can enjoy my journey through life and where it takes me going forward

>don't know what to do with my arms during rest periods
this is why i wear hoodies in the summer even when it's 100+F here. i can put my hands in the front pocket

>my board
>>>>>>>reddit

>Time to leave Veeky Forums for good
you're here forever

Why dont you just follow the example

>dick grew 1 and a half inch in the past 2 years
feels fucking good man

underageb&, or fatass losing fupa?

from 19 to 21y.o and lost about 35lbs

Get it from Raw Powders. They ship from Lithuania. Brought from them 4-5 times now. Never any problems.

schweet. grew close to an inch by removing fupa myself, was a pretty good pat on the back to keep going

Your son is gonna make it, just like you have

>implying I have :(
but thanks user. I hope he's gonna make his old man proud.

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>smolov base mesocycle
>10×3@85% day
>wanted to quit after 2 sets
>didn't quit

:)

You've made it enough to be a father, you have fulfilled your purpose in nature- which is to reproduce.
You have fulfilled the goal given to you at birth, now you can achieve whatever goals you want and they will all be for yourself. Make sure you are a good father to your son, all boys need a father

>They increased my salary by going over what I asked
>Within a year or 2, I'll be making twice that much
>I don't know If I have made it and should be happy
>Or the depression is holding me back and looking at all the negatives instead

this makes me feel bad about having done so with the wrong woman, but that's another story for another day. mini-me is a proper fun lad though, I really didn't think I could make something so cool kek

>getting back into keto after 2 weeks of struggling because of stress eating
>not thinking about being hungry all the time
>not bloated anymore

guh i fuckin love it, friends

Do you have a guide to keto?
Thing is with me I always fail and not from dirty carbs, most of my carbs/sugar are from fruits/vegetables

lol... i actually, honestly can't tell if this is supposed to be a satirical post or not. well played, user.