Mirin thread

i hope this is bait with that terrible physique and beta hover-hand

Did you notice the diddley plaza? :D
that'd be my go-to rendezvous point everytime, every occasion

What happened to your back?

they were laughing at how stupid and because you take your shirt off in public

>most stores I go to female staff ask me if I need anything or if i need help finding stuff etc.
>have caught girls mirin my 2 plate hip thrust.

instead of sitting here hating on the guys making something, why not use your energy to get fit yourself?

What makes you think they laughed?

And even if they would've, you do realize girls laugh when they get nervous/spaghetti?

>be working out hard for half a year
>for the first time since forever wear a t-shirt
>"HOLY SHIT user, your arms!"

th-thanks mom

I'm not an attractive person so I don't know what it's like to get admired, but I feel more confident about myself and I guess that's important too.

Mire tiers

>shit tier - old ladies
>poor tier - gay men
>ok tier - fat black/brown women
>breddy gud tier - fat/generally unattractive white women
>good tier - straight men
>great tier - average looking women/qts
>god tier - stacies
>made it tier - self mires

there is no greater achievement than being able to mire oneself

deadlift advice from izlee

> walk all the way to my birthplace (about 3 hours uphill)
what are you a fucking savage?

>god tier not being other lifters in the gym
You don't know mires till a professional weightlifter offhandedly gives you a compliment

I love you Veeky Forums, toplel.
No homo tho bro.

keep going brah

>made it tier: self mires

Fuark. Thats probably true. I think i might have bdoy dysmorphia lads

keep grinding m8 take care of yourself

I would still put that under the "straight men" category. I mean shit if I was a professional weightlifter and I saw some dude who made a lot of progress but was still DYEL as fuck I would probably give him some encouragement by means of a compliment.

Obviously a great feeling but you're far more likely to get a compliment from a weightlifter in a gym than a random Stacey, and mires are generally directed towards aesthetics rather than strength

>Visit parents
>Go shopping with mom
>Old grey haired guy with tightly trimmed beard, nice clothes comes over
>Reminds me of George Michael
>His wife keeps walking, staring straight ahead
>He starts asking me a bunch of questions about sport
>Compliments my looks and says I must be really athletic
>It's wierd after a while and Iend up asking him what he wants
>Apparently he was just making conversation

All the stacies at my gym want my dick so I went to a better gym with more stacies to conquer more pussy

Lol. Me too. Why not the younger ones. Wtf is wrong with me

Made no sense

Let him larp

>lifting for 2.5 years
>im pretty big by normie standarts but still feeling like a newbie
>some skelly tall guy came up to me and asked if he's doing barbell row right
>i give him a few advices about grip and stance
>when im talking I can see that he's taking everything very seriously, trying not to miss anything
its would probably be nothing special for most of you, but someone asking me for lifitng advice felt really nice

Beeing wanted advice from is one of the best mires.

>new gf
>two months in
>we reach the point of "getting to know my friends"
>she is a qt but is by far the most insecure of her bunch
>still, great personality and even greater sense of humour, we just connect
>I can tell by her stories that most of her friends are jealous bitches
>slowly met her female friends one by one
>some of them just go full mire when they meet me
>"wow, where do you come from?"
>"you.are.HANDSOME, jesus christ"
>"I wish my bf had arms like yours"
>sometimes they got quite disrespectful towards my gf, but anyway, I was too autist to deliver a witty comeback
>I finally met the whole bunch
>days pass
>gf shows me the WhatsApp group with her friends
>she tells me they have been talking about me in a daily basis
>"tbqh Anonette, I thought I'd never see you with a man like that"
>"is he seriously dating you? or just..."
>"I bet he kills his ass in the gym"
>gf is just proud all her friends are drooling over her bf
>gf acknowledges that her friends are vipers
>I could, but I will never touch any of those bitches, and my gf is starting to know that
>life is good

I wish you a speedy recovery

she really is repulsive, good god. those dead gook eyes are utterly soulless.

beautiful, u made it brah

Good man. Also your gf's friends sound like a bunch of shallow bitches

that is such a good place to be
if she ever does you wrong you can get revenge by fucking all of them

So Kek

Better not fuck that up mate. That's some good shit you got going there.

>gf is just proud all her friends are drooling over her bf
That is the point, there is nothing more satisfying for a women than having a better status or simply be better than other women.

You have other Problems than Lifting heavy user. Is this making you happy, Girls that look at you. Are you a pussy?
If a Girl Looks at you and you like her, then go and talk to her. Just do it.
Getting mires without doing nothing coz autism is gay.
Good luck, lern some pick up, is going to help you alot more than lifting

>hover Hand
Im dying

You clearly didn't pork her bud you didn't need to add that part

>hover Hand
Looks like he did on purpose

Yeah this is the most important user!
Your confident must grow.
Dont get me wrong, if you are a ugly motherfucker, go talk to fattys ore ugly Girls.
Get the most positive vibes you can.

Good luck

good shit? why?
why be happy fucking one Girl if you can fuck 4-6 in one week?

Dont ever settle down!
Be what you are meant to be, ALWAYS a pussy destroyer!

>made it tier - self mires

the feels brah...

I'm the guy who wrote
I was a pussy destroyer for 9 years before I met my current gf. It is not worth it. Even banging 9/10's daily you'll feel empty and alone inside in the long run. I wouldn't trade true camaraderie with a particular someone for all the pussy in the world.

...im a pussy destroyer like 13 years now. I fucking never have been a day single. Cheating with every opportunity.
The thrill to get caught, the thrill when getting to know a new qt that is playing hard. Love that game. Believe me it is fucking worth it.

True camaraderie with a female, really, come on. You have male friends that you know more then 15 years... why stopping slaying pussy?

Dont know man, i can not feel you, but hope you are really happy

Why are you namefagging?

accustomed from other Forums. Find it helpful.
You know im the wheelchair fag that can help you with Girls.

I'm a mountain man, from northern norway

I don't really have problems friend.
Did you realize I wrote that they were like 16?
Maybe that's the age both you and the girls you hit on are, but I'm a grown ass male.
Call me autist all you want but I don't think I care nearly as much as you do about cheap poon.
Whatever floats your goat I suppose, but I believe you too will grow tired of chasing pussy endlessly

>tfw pussy destroyer
>when I get near they dry up to the point of necrotizing

got to made it tier, then once i got attached to a qt and she became distant i started to lose it... gotta keep at it brahs, i think im going to make it again

This is all super weird

well you are the one wrinting mires here about 16 years old that looked at you... feels good eh?
Wish you the best, really.

Young girls get pounded by

He was looking for a bull to fuek his wife

In this POS world we take what we can get user. I'm pretty self sufficient when it comes to validation, but it doesn't HURT my feelings when other people pay attention as well.

Like today I've been totally BTFO by fit in all cbt threads, but I don't really feel bad about it.
I think I look pretty good and I know for a fact I'm not the only one who thinks that.
Still room for much improvement, but I've never looked better

>go to anime con
>Two dudes ask me if I am x person from con
>As I say no and they walk away, hear one of them say "no, x was scrawny, couldn't be him"
A-am I making it

Stats plz?

well im almost to breddy gud tier then....

Having a feeling u have a great looking face and it has nothing to do with lifting.

What makes you say that?
I'm not ugly but I'm not sure I'd say great looking in the face. At least not in pictures.
I have a pretty bad ass scar in the face from a fight, I think it made me look better even

>thinking anyone who goes to the gym often is straight

oh sweet summer child

>working out
>rest between sets
>dude approaches me
>pretty big guy (4 me)
>we talk for a bit
>he feels my arms, then my thighs
>I think "what the fuck dude"
>grab him by the throat
>"you like that, cunt?"
>he says "wow, that's a big hand" and winks
>leaves
I don't even know what the fuck that was, but I'm questioning my sexuality now.

What?

>complains about getting mired by non-white chicks
I guess you get mires from fags because you actually ARE homo

op here. forgot to mention that demographic. it's literally everyone except white chicks to mire me

I laughed

>Cheekie The Asian
that's jackie chan dude

I feel the same way. what's the point of getting a gf when you can just sleep around. most women are shallow, vapid, and stupid so what's the point in connecting with them. that's what other men and gymbros are for

>going to anime conventions
>making it
pick one

>off hand mires

>race mixing
never gonna make it breh

It's fun m8tie

>Getting bigger
>Dyel by Veeky Forums standards
>People ask me if I go to the gym
>Relatives ask if I take steroids
>Friends ask for lifting, diet, supplement advice
>Acquaintances compliment my chest, shoulders, arms
>Ladies in my gym stare at me
>Gays at my gym continuosly hitting on me and staring at me

I don't want to feel like this anymore, it got really annoying
I want to look good for myself

>made it tier - dad mires
this is the real one

My physique may be terrible, but compared to where I was, I may have 'made it'. (lost about 80lbs)
The hover-hand is pretty real though...I find her a bit intimidating (though she was nothing but sweet to me)

stats?

>tfw only mired by fags and fats

Im really interested in the mired by fags scenario
some greentexts about that? it never happens to me

Thanks, namefag.

I feel better too, so getting Veeky Forums has improved my life so much already. We're all going to make it, right?

nothing too interesting. they usually pester me about things like what's yo name, what's yo sign. soon as he buy dat wine I sneak up from behind and ask you what yo interests are, who you be wit, things that make you smile, what numbas to dial.

181cm 72kg

Your gf has toxic friends. If my friends said that shit to me.. they wouldn't be my friends.

>non-white chicks

I really don't see the problem here. Unless we are talking about mad ghetto black bitches or something

>tfw same situation happened to my gf and I
>resolved it by proposing to her
>now happily married for a year
was ez in retrospect

You must be on the natty stuff.

I don't get it

>Start job at new office
>Meet qt girl who is assistant for somebody else
>she is always in the lunch room at the same time as me (I make a point to eat late in the day because IF)
>Sometimes wears qt dresses and makes sure to stop by my work area so I see
>has an ass so good it should be illegal
>Not a degenerate, has a degree and career, sings in her church choir
>Easily waifu material
>Easy to talk to, even tho I'm an autist
>feelsgoodman every time she talks to me

>tfw already have a loving and caring gf who shares all of my interests but I still get butterflies in my stomach when qt office grills flirt with me.
>Feel like even acknowledging it is kind of a betrayal to gf
>Grew up average, now chad mode
>probably have male ugly-duckling syndrome
>The attention is just so validating and flattering that I can't stop myself from flirting with office qts
>Don't want to hurt current gf
>Mixed feelings about all this.

You actually barely look like you lift, though. Such a grotesque situation you're in.

>probably have male ugly-duckling syndrome
>The attention is just so validating and flattering that I can't stop myself from flirting with office qts

wtf user are you me? I grew up to never expect attention from girls, was always a skinny kid with a ugly face. After puberty and working out I still find it hard to contain my happiness at even being noticed by girls, even if they're not very attractive, despite being now an accomplished and normal human being with a partner.

Don't lie.

I've found this to be a remedy for most 'unintentional' sex. Flirting is all about deniability. If you refuse to be dishonest, it dissipates quickly.
Tell your honey that you have a crush.
Tell your crush that you have a crush.
Both should take the temperature down (or lead to a threesome)
Don't complain about your relationship with your gf to ANYONE other than your gf. Everyone else in the world needs to think things are perfect. If they aren't perfect, you are a fucking idiot for staying. Don't brag about your idiocy.

And don't stop enjoying looking at her ass.

just cheat its what i'd do and have done MAAAANNNYYYY times before
>feelsgoodman.gif
but then again i am a sex addict so to each their own senpai

I get so flattered it's actually embarrassing, so I guess I'm glad it's not just me.
This is solid advice. Thanks, user. Lots of good tips that I will put into practice.
Do you have any advice for getting threesome started? Or do I just need to tell gf and qt about my feelings and then let them come up with it on their own?
Love sex, not quite a sex addict. I can contain myself for now... honestly a threesome like the guy above said would be ideal but I think I'm too much of an autist to get it all correct.

You're probably just a sensitive pussy

>why be happy fucking one Girl if you can fuck 4-6 in one week?
>t. Shlomo Goldstein