>People who bodybuild/crossfit/powerlift are absolutely average athletes who couldn't hack it in a real sport
>dad-bods are more socially well adjusted than any "fitness nut"
>bench pressing is absolutely terrible for your shoulders
>carrying around lots of muscle mass will strain your heart and shorten your lifespan in the long run instead of staying lean and cardio-fit
>bodybuilding increases baldness
>being gay is something that be conditioned and it is no coincidence that bodybuilding is filled with homosexuals
>people will judge you for being overly large andere muscular. You might not care about the average joe, but what about the guy interviewing you for your next job?
>absolutely all commercial supplements are garbage for your body. The only supplement that actually works are roids.
>IIFYM does not account for micronutrients that would otherwise strengthen your immune system and prevent you from dying of cancer due to all that meat and milk
Jose Ward
>OP is a faggot.
Wyatt Russell
say that to my face not online and we'll see what happens
Owen Baker
Is your name OP?
Nolan Kelly
>say that to my face not online and we'll see what happens
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Anthony Sanders
>t. dyel
Jaxson Myers
Who the fuck even takes time out of their day to come up with this crap?
Nolan Morgan
>dad-bods are more socially well adjusted than any "fitness nut"
>overweight people are more inclined to passively accept their status and place in life compared to someone who takes care of themselves and has drive
Jayden Gonzalez
>People who bodybuild/crossfit/powerlift are absolutely average athletes who couldn't hack it in a real sport true
>dad-bods are more socially well adjusted than any "fitness nut" obviously true
>bench pressing is absolutely terrible for your shoulders no its not, its actually good for your shoulder
>carrying around lots of muscle mass will strain your heart and shorten your lifespan in the long run instead of staying lean and cardio-fit its better than doing nothing anyway
>bodybuilding increases baldness lol, your bait is obvious here
>being gay is something that be conditioned and it is no coincidence that bodybuilding is filled with homosexuals closet homofag detected
>people will judge you for being overly large andere muscular. You might not care about the average joe, but what about the guy interviewing you for your next job? this again is just bait
>absolutely all commercial supplements are garbage for your body. The only supplement that actually works are roids. supplements are useless, true
>IIFYM does not account for micronutrients that would otherwise strengthen your immune system and prevent you from dying of cancer due to all that meat and milk
micronutrients strengthen your immune system, here you show what kind of garbage talking shitposter you really are.
Anyhow: nice b8 m8, would r8 8/8 no h8
Levi James
>carrying around lots of muscle mass will strain your heart and shorten your lifespan in the long run instead of staying lean and cardio-fit
true, but the amount of muscle you can build as a natty won't be that hardful to your cardiovascular health, especially if you have to regularly exercise to build/maintain it
>bodybuilding increases baldness maybe if you roid
>People who bodybuild/crossfit/powerlift are absolutely average athletes who couldn't hack it in a real sport well, they're good at crossfit or powerlifting. an average basketball player wouldn't excel at powerlifting too, an average soccer player wouldn't be too useful in basketball etc
>being gay is something that be conditioned and it is no coincidence that bodybuilding is filled with homosexuals that's just exceptionally dumb
>people will judge you for being overly large andere muscular. You might not care about the average joe, but what about the guy interviewing you for your next job? what if it's a woman and not a guy? what if the guy is lifting too? also, natty lifters don't look particularly spectacular in clothes
>absolutely all commercial supplements are garbage for your body. The only supplement that actually works are roids. true, maybe except for creatine
>IIFYM does not account for micronutrients that would otherwise strengthen your immune system and prevent you from dying of cancer due to all that meat and milk true, that's not inconvenient at all around here
Samuel Perry
yes. as a powerlifter I can confirm this
no. certainly not if youre young
literally retarded opinion
depends on your definition of lots. if you weigh 250lb+ then yes
roids increase boldness
no
in my experience they treat you better. unless theyre jealous
mostly yes
no. you get enough micronutrients anyway
Cooper Powell
>micronutrients strengthen your immune system, here you show what kind of garbage talking shitposter you really are. He's absolutely correct on that one though. You know how absolutely awesome many vegetables are against basically any disease, especially inflammatory? Pizza is a perfect food for IIFYM aside from sodium and it's shit for health.
Isaiah Morales
>>dad-bods are more socially well adjusted than any "fitness nut"
Lol poor fag, everyone in upper management runs marathons and climbs mountains. Everyone in middle management does BJJ.
Powerlifting is legit neet tier though.
Jaxson Gutierrez
i haven't seen this in ages. thanks for the laffs
Aiden Hall
this is a big meme
go look at /plg/ practically everyone there has better socialisation than regular Veeky Forums
Ryder Jackson
Like if you are in an interview, never say your hobby is powerlifting. Just say you you play frisbee golf or something. Or he'll tell them the truth and say you get drunk and play video games. It'll get a laugh which demonstrates higher status than powerlifting.
Oliver Fisher
>Lol poor fag, everyone in upper management runs marathons and climbs mountains. This is actually true in my experience. wtf
Landon Gonzalez
What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
Ethan Gutierrez
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Jaxson Hall
>OP has sour grapes because he can't eat enough to properly gain weight >OP's girlfriend left him for a muscular Chad >OP never gets mired at the beach Wow, OP, these truths are pretty inconvenient
Parker Sanchez
I just dont want to be a skinny cunt. God i'm so skinny, I'd be happy at 66 kilos
Hunter Perry
>absolutely all commercial supplements are garbage for your body. The only supplement that actually works are roids.
>IIFYM does not account for micronutrients that would otherwise strengthen your immune system and prevent you from dying of cancer due to all that meat and milk
So I'm supposed to get my micros right, but not take any supplements?
Joseph Scott
~half truths and spelling mistakes the post
Tyler Wright
>>carrying around lots of muscle mass will strain your heart and shorten your lifespan in the long run instead of staying lean and cardio-fit
Of course. If you are overweight it will always cause some problems, even if that weight is all muscle. It going to kill your joints long before it kills your heart.
Oliver Adams
It depends on the industry. People in my industry race cars recreationally, usually rally racing. I bought a 1991 BMW 328 for that reason.
Aaron Sanders
Yeah by eating food. Shocking right.
David Martin
It's nearly impossible to get all the micros you need of you're doing a 'real' sport like the OP is talking about or like the guy in the pic he posted. I know OP is baiting, but he is also seriously retarded, because there is so much contradicting stuff in it... >just eat some nuts bro xD lmao kill yourself
Carter Scott
FFS you can get all your micro with a good mix of veggie & meat without problem without even going past 1500 Kcals
Noah Ortiz
The fuck it's hella easy. You just need to not eat shit all the time. You don't need to hit every RDA monday to sunday, we're actually extremely efficient at retaining nutrients. Multis are useless in most cases. Also I actually have 3 different kinds of nuts lying besides me as a snack so you go ahead and off yourself.
