Sex drive thread/tinder

How to boost your sex drive quickly?
Maybe some anons know of some tricks...

Used to have a raging sex drive when younger but now I'm overweight and turned 30.

Meet a tinder date tuesday and brought her back home, came in her that night. Came in her the next morning and fapped today. My reserve is low. She just texted me if id like some company tonight in my bed...im not feeling very horny.

I don't want to reject her and stop seeing her.

Should I go stuff myself with oysters?
Maybe drink some red wine?
halp

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Inject trenbolone directly into your dick

I fUCKING hate myself for saying this cus this is fit.. but Carbs lots and lots of carbs.

Let her bang you with a strapon.

try not jerking off so much for short term and get in shape again for overall sex drive

body fat blocks your testosterone and replaces it with estrogen

Got any zinc? I find it helps about an hour or so beforehand.
Also you say your overweight s what process did you do have sex with no condom?

bro my sex drive is through the roof… just eat a ton, start working out, and do a shit ton of cardio

your mistake was tugging the next day. man up and show up, if you cant get hard, then finger blast her, youll figure it out

...

Tell her you're a cuck now.

I got a man's multivitamin that had 15 mg of zinc.
is that enough? should I take two so its more effective?

>shit ton of cardio
I pulled my hamstring last month while running. That's why I haven't had much progress lately but I'm slowly losing weight by lifting.

>Also you say your overweight s what process did you do have sex with no condom?
>match with qt on tinder
>talk for a few days
>agree to meet her for drinks
>said she was "5'5- 5'6 lol why" on tinder
>said she was perfect height
>be manlet so didn't want her to tower over me
>meet there, she's same height as me, Im 5'8
>notice she's wearing heels
fast forward
>fucking her with condom...magnum
>tell her I can't come with condoms and we stop eventually
>she gets horny again and starts sucking me off
>get hard again and decide fuck it, no condom, w both agreed it was stupid but we were both too horny
>cum in her hard
>next morning same thing

Im not 18 anymore when I used to be able to cum 5 times per day.

What safety tips should i take when hooking up on tinder? This girl wants me to eat her ass and pussy/

how is this fitness related?

Some people shockingly get fit to fuck.

>your mistake was tugging the next day
lesson learned
im not fapping until I know for certain im not getting any

sex drive is health and fitness related
low bf= high sex drive?

check if she looks clean before
check if she seems like a nasty slut before fucking her

>t sjw cuckold Reddit numale
Fuck yourself loser

I use pic related, it has 25mg zinc per tablet and I take 2, usually only before sex because it's a big amount of zinc and you need to be careful with it.
It mainly helps if you have a deficiency.

Cardio. I used to be in really poor shape and couldn't get more than a semi but after doing cardio a few times my boner was restored to its former glory.

sighhhhhhh, she hot as fuck, but i dont know if its safe.

L-Arginine
Zinc
Citruline Malate

BONUS

Ethylphenidate - When you want a better version of coke that gives you mild psychedelic effects for a few hours.

bite the bullet and take a risk
she seems like its worth it

Only if you can atm. If she's cool with atm...god speed.

Multivitamins are absolute shit. You need to buy individual vitamins and minerals. Lemme guess, it has added iron as well?

Complete shit.

Can't use tinder because I still live in my hometown and will feel like a loser every time I see someone I know.

nope, but it doesn't seem to give me enough l-argine and saw palmeto.
so I guess ill make another trip to the drug store and buy some individually.

You can fap and still have sex. Your main problem is that you're a fatass. Focus on getting yourself in shape/fixing your diet. Eat more protein, sleep more, workout more/harder than you already do, have more sex and fap more when otherwise not having sex to increase your test and help your body/dick
>press.endocrine.org/doi/full/10.1210/jcem.85.1.6291
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2014/10/the-simplicity-of-dieting-it-really-is.html?m=1
>breakingmuscle.com/fuel/why-all-humans-need-to-eat-meat-for-health
>authoritynutrition.com/7-evidence-based-health-reasons-to-eat-meat/
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2013/07/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way.html?zx=5c392185e96536fa
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are.html
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/09/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07.html
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation
>ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/
>chaosandpain.blogspot.com/2010/05/if-youre-not-regular-fucking-sleeping.html

Fitter people generally hive higher test you fucking retard

...

>Got any zinc? I find it helps about an hour or so beforehand.
Holy fuck user thank you you just solved a life time mystery

>some days just fucking have the power to jerk way too much
>i mean ill go 6 or more times
>never knew what was triggered it
>happened yesterday
>see your post about zinc
>go look up zinc foods
>watermelon
>I ate 1/4 yesterday and immediately afterwards got the magic endless boners

no wonder black guys fuck all the time

Veeky Forums includes all health issues, from injuries to sexual health. We dont have a /med/ board

faggot

my sides

congrats, you harpooned yourself a dumb bitch.

I don't know if someone's already posted, but there's only one right answer:
TRENBOLONE, start at 350mg/wk, work your way up to 700mg if you can handle it.
Add 300-600mg/wk test to keep your endocrine system running right and to enable your dick.
Furthermore, add Cialis at 10mg/day, Pramipexole at up to 1mg/day (depending on you), and Aromasin at up to 12.5mg/day (same as above). If you really want to turn into a sex robot, throw some Masteron into the mix as well.
If you don't want to go through all that, try simply getting drunk and taking Viagra if needed.

dunno if youre meming or not but i was in the same position and recently ate a buffet dinner and was wolfing down tons of oysters (which have the highest zinc content of any food)

the next day or so i was horny as fuck and jerked off like 10 times

zinc WORKS

>ethylphenidate

Holy shit those were the days

so watermelon, oysters, 1 glass of red wine,
tons of water, cardio, and zinc supplements.

got it

anyone else experience lower sex drive/libido while cutting ? this kinda sucks

Cardio world really well. I do a hard cardio session every time before going out with a girl. It keeps me sharp and very talkative. It also makes me more relaxed and laid back. God tier combo for a good date.

Guys? What do i do now. Someone help

>Im not 18 anymore when I used to be able to cum 5 times per day.
you should be able to do that easily up until 30 mate, otherwise you're just not fit and healthy

change your opener

CELERY SEEDS

TRUST ME

GOOGLE "CELERY SEEDS THUNDERPLACE"

ALSO THEY ARE A DIRT CHEAP ANTIOXIDANT AND LAST FOREVER

£5/KG

I got 11 matches on tinder in last 3 days but still havent messaged any of them. How do I start a conversation now? Pls help me bros

The ones I talked to started conversation with me and I sperged out

...

show me one of their bios and I will do the talking for you. im a pro. you can learn from me.

But i need to see their pics / descriptions so i can write a short custom message. women respond best to that

what country?

Looks like an ex-Yugo country

I have the same question btw.

Im not confident enough to use such lines. I mean I could say them but I wouldnt know how to proceed. Also, it would seem like I spend last couple of days googling tinder lines because I still havent messaged them.

What normal line can I use which wont sound like it from "How to open a girl on tinder" article?

This girl is the only one that lives near enough for me to do something irl with her. All her bio says is her uni (economics major)

Croatia

> Did you study Game Theory? [await her answer then say:] Im going to tie you up for a prisonner's dilemma practical

Literally say anything. Y'know how you can click predicted text when typing? Send a message like that, for example, "to bother me acall form her parents probably just and really scared that they were you if I made kebab and his life lmaooooo". Then when she is like "wtf?", just say something silly like, "Ah, comrade, is that not the enigma code of the week?". They're continue to get confused and you can eventually bring them into the story that you're a spy and roleplay with them. Then ask them to come over to help you decipher some secret documents, have a few drinks, listen to some music, and yeahhh. Tie her up and have fun.

God damn i fucking love asians and eastern europeans

Just send her something like "Im glad you dont look like Josipa Lisac" , Im from Serbia and here girls usually respond to this kind of random message then some pick up line, I think its same there.

And don't text with her for long time, try to get her number today and set up a meeting.

Sounds good but Im not confident enough to try that on a girl who looks like mom took pics for her tinder account.
Lets practice on this slut. I have a feeling like I should say something about big dogs but I cant think of anything

> Im not confident enough

literally just fake it til you make it. You need to try and fail a few times. Confidence is extremely important for women. It doesnt matter at all if you fail, they are just tinder girls anyway.

To this new girl I would message her this:

> I dont think we should meet. There are enough holes in your clothes as it is

"i could fuck you like you are my big bitch (female dog)"

>Im not confident enough to try that on a girl who looks like mom took pics for her tinder account.

WTF do you even mean by this lmao. You picture you showed of her is a selfie!!!

No it doesn't. This belongs on /adv/

"Aiight, here's the plan. You're going to come over tonight and we're going to play twister. However there is a twist. One of the spinners has the colours and the other has rules. There are six rules, one) pick the woman up and pin her against a wall, two) tie the woman up, three) go out and get ice cream together, four) spank the woman, five) raw dog the woman, six) get drunk and try pretending to be with a tourist group without being found out.

Oh, also... wear something cheap. I want to rip it from your body and use you as weights to get my pump on. You can then lick maple syrup from my muscles and call me daddy"

Orrrr

"Y'know, I was actually raised by wolves? My parents abandoned me in the forest when I was just a baby and a pack raised me. They used to tell me I was the biggest dog of all."

Cringiest opener i ever read

And yet shit like this gets me laid. Funny, isn't it? You don't need to be clever with shit like this. Just unique.

no

No one has to take anyone's advice. This is just an anonymous Hungarian rug marketing forum. For real though, being bizarre works for me.

>How to boost your sex drive quickly?
Dunno, usualy I don't have much but right now I feel like fucking anything feminine that moves.
Fuck I feel like I could snap anytime
>All these female collegues around

What you wrote is not unique at all though

And its WAY too long for an opening message

And its too impersonal. Looks like you copy and paste it to everyone.

And it looks like you have no social awareness at all just writing that as a first message.

You are having success because you are a good looking guy no doubt. I recommend you try some different strategies and see your success rate increase

Coincidentally I just downloaded tinder again tonight after at least two and a half years since the last time I went on it. I just got depressed at what western society has become. These people are so vain and superficial. What have we become?

Does stuff like that work? I'm afraid to be too coarse because she might make it public

Honestly, maybe you're right. Personally, I have never found myself attractive, but I can understand why that could be the case. I look like your typical long-haired hipster just with more muscle but I would never say that I was anything more than a 6/10.

I don't know though, my man. I've just always gotten straight to the point and said something that was overly sexualised and bizarre. It filters out those who are interested in having sex that night and those that are not. I often just come straight out and tell them that the reason they got a copy-pasted message is because I don't have time to waste and I am on Tinder for one reason and one reason only. Generally also chuck in a winky face and ask why they matched with me if it was not for the exact same reason.

Oh, yeahhh, I've had a few things shared online and even appeared in an article once but who really cares? Just don't act incongruently with your true persona. I'm known as someone who says bizarre things and acts like a fuckhead. A girl posting something that I say online doesn't really effect me.

What happened during the fast forward part?

I keep matching with traps on tinder

I am curious as well

Have 194 matches and only ever met up two. No clue how to talk to them.

A woman-dominant society. Stop being butthurt about it and start acting like women and winning.

>Im not confident enough to use such lines
Dude it's the Internet. You're not saying them to a girl's face.

>tfw I wanna make an account but I don't have pics of myself.

back 2 reddit faggot

wtf, calm down bros, i was just fishing for (you)s