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best suicide method lads

Loving yourself to death

>rest day and nothing to do
>friends are out of town
>thinking about how more things got fucked up than worked out this year
>fucking around with this one chick never amounted to anything so I finally cut her off
>this other qt wanted me and I liked her a lot too but circumstances fucked it up.
>I acted like an idiot due to being stressed from school, first semester was so overwhelming it had me fucked in the head and not acting myself.
>Despite all the awkwardness she wanted to come over 400 fucking kilometers to see me
>I kept delaying it because I had a retarded roommate who wouldn't leave the fucking room ever
>ended up not messaging her for a while
>hit her up 2 months later
>could tell she wasn't interested anymore

i fucked up

literally 1 good thing happened these past months:
>passed all my classes

ugh

explain this pic

also I forgot

>1/2/3/4
>still look like crap

>The waiter came when you were in the bathroom user, so I ordered for us.
>What do you mean you don't eat carbs?

everyone loves simplifying equations

Time to hop on the aesthetics train bro. Go for PHAT or PPL now that you have more than enough strenght

for sufficiently small angle theta, the sin of theta is really close to theta (in radians), howver it's not *really* the same

in engineering problems you routinely assume it is the same, though, because the difference is negligible, and consider the results to be correct enough

Congrats bruh

Partislly tore my achilles a couple weeks ago so my workouts have been severely lightened. Still pushing through though. Found out my wife cheated on me so I'm giving her a few days to make plans and leave but Im debating whether I should start banging other women already. In not really upset or bitter just the sex drive is high as fuck right now. Advice for both situations anyone?

got sick this week and lost bodyweight + my working sets were at lower weights, even though i was only a little sick.

watching last few episodes of clannad: after story right now getting ready to bawl my eyes out

Signed up for college ( engineering ) going to have to take a bunch one pre req classes. So this semester isn't really going to count I guess. Knowing soon I'll be quitting my shitty electricians job soon is nice but knowing my only income is going to dry up is scary. Also knowing I won't graduate till I'm about 28 sucks. Gyms been good for back into it this week after 4 months of hiatus because of working so much. Mixed feels I guess.

Blog over

>Tfw you want to go but don't wanna upset mom

What do you do?

Its only 11am so im at work still. Will hit the gym around 1-2pm then eat and make my self a vodka drink to get me through the rest of the work day. I recently bought a house so will do some interior painting and start moving some furniture in this weekend. We are all gonna make it.

same here

kill her first, duh

you're already a failure in her eyes

no im not

why all the dew if you don't mind me asking?

but theta is a variable..? do you mean it is consider 0?

Learned today that mixing flavorless cottage cheese with an egg is better than buying the one with chives in it. Plus it has less fat

Still can't walk properly after taking the first squatting workout too heavy.

>took Cambridge English speaking exam with qt grill today
>tfw incel due being socially awkward

Weekend is going to be filled with studying for written Cambridge exam.

Haven't worked out today, been at work. Was supposed to go for drinks with a friend for her birthday party after, but she sacked me off on NYE and it's a massive mission to get there and then get back, and it's thunderstorming, and my best mate wanted a destress pint much closer to home, so I've told her I'm ill and not going.

Dungeons and Dragons tomorrow, should be OK.

Date with a girl I've just started seeing on Sunday. Saw her for lunch as well today, I really like her, it irritates me that I have to wait a couple of days to see her again and I'm trying not to message too much and be needy, despite being low-key hardcore needy.

>finally finished university
>final few days in the city before i go home
>had sex this morning for the first time since I broke up with my ex
>the girl i had sex with is pretty hot
>but my mate was in love with her for ages (and still might be) so we can't tell anyone
is this what every day is like for Chad?

Just doing cardio this week, deload because my joints are pretty beaten up

I lost a lot of confidence and am pretty sad today because my discipline sucks nowadays, in every aspect of life

Just gonna drink vodka and eat like a fucker, don't even give a shit anymore, too tired of trying so hard

>Every time I get to my current 5RM (on SL5x5) I run into a problem and have to deload
>1 plate bench, 2 squat, 2 DL, 85 OHP, 1 plate row
>1st time tweaked back, deloaded and worked back up
>2nd time deloaded to work on form, got back to weight
>3rd time went on vacation, took 10% deload when I got back
>4th time hurt right wrist, had to deload bench/OHP/Row

Finally back to weight and now I'm fucking sick.

>Still lifted last night and broke squat plateau

Any grip strength suggestions? I don't use mixed on DL and my grip strength is massively holding me back. I have relatively small hands.

Today is my rest day, this weeks workout was alright, I could have done much better but I'm still working on getting form down pat so that's okay.
I'm feeling pretty dead inside today, I'm meeting up with 'the' ex tonight, going to fuck her silly one last time before cutting her out again. I think she wants to get back together and its killing me with guilt-but I have to do it for myself, its my closure to this decade long chapter.

I'm going to squat, snatch, clean, bang my gf, and then drink a fifth after work.

It sounds idiotic, but you have to learn to power through injuries. I've done so much damage to my body over time, but I've never let that damage stop me from working out hard and hitting PRs. Don't deload every time you hurt yourself or you'll never get anywhere. To quote John Broz, "how you feel is a lie". You'll always have some niggling pains; unless you're dying, plough through them.

As to your question, use mixed grip. It WILL improve your DOH, especially if you use DOH until failure on your warm up sets and volume work. I initially struggled gripping 60kg, but now I can pull nearly 5pl8 double overhand, just by training mixed grip along with volume work DOH, pull-ups, rows, farmer's walks, etc. Your grip strength will improve as long as you're doing all the normal shit you should be doing as part of your routine.

consider the graphs of f(x) = sin x and f(x) = x

near [0,0] they nearly overlap

it doesn't matter whether the argument is a given constant or a variable (as long as it doesn't vary beyond what we consider a "small angle"

>John Broz
Am I an idiot for having no idea who this is?

Taking this crazy pathetic ride between responding to CL w4m ad, then peak into t4m ads, then m4m for total degenerancy, then blow my load and forget about sex. Someone take my phone away from me.

No, I think he's just another relatively well-known successful strength coach, no one really notable or significant. That's just a very useful soundbite, because it teaches a valuable lesson to newbies. There are definitely times when you need to take a break, but often you're just wimping out and hurting your own cause.

>eggs + cottage cheese
god fucking damn I've been waiting for someone to agree with me on this for fucking ever. Thank you user, you literally made my month.

is the difference between sin x and x at 0 some advanced tier math? i did a year in engineering school before i switched to chem and i havent heard of this

25 and still no work/career, just music. I'm terrified of committing to anything, but there's no one who might help me with it so I'm straight fucked until I sort my shit out.
Will probably just clean up the apartment and take care of everything else that I can think of.

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it's literally high school level limits dood
x/sinx when x nears 0 is 1, therefore x = sinx when x is near 0

You stay the fight user. The fight is rewarding in the end and you look back.

I'm gonna graduate HS in a few weeks, I haven't made a single freind, got laid, and I dont have a 4.0 GPA and a full ride to a school to show for it
I have strict ass parents so I never really had a social life so I thought I could go away to college and finally have fun
But I'm going to community college, having early ass classes so I can get home in time to pick up my 6 year old sister from school and babysit her until my parents get back from work while people my age are having fun, partying and having a carefree life with barely any responsibilities, and to top it off when I transfer probably gonna end up communing 40 minutes shitty satellite campus because my dad insists on paying for my schooling even though he can't afford room.and board and anything that's not a state school(I need his signature to get a loan since I have no credit) and still have the same life
I'm so fucking angry but I can't tell who I'm mad at, I'm almost on the verge of tears writing this I fucking hate myself so much why can't I ever have any fucking fun, I don't want the best memories from my late teens and early twenties be playing video games in my fucking room

Britfag here, so how old are you when you graduate HS? 16?

If you're over 18 and your parents are still bossing you about, I would be fucking livid.

Do you add the cheese when making scrambled eggs, or do you just put a cold, pre-boiled egg into it?
Did the latter and this made me kind of curious.

sin theta = theta for a small angle

it's the
>engineers are lazy cunts who oversimplify everything because they suck at math
meme

it's just taylor/maclaurin series of order one, and there's a formula you can calculate the difference (remainder) with

Usually I'll make scrabled eggs. I'll make the eggs first, seasoning to taste, then once they're on a plate I'll put the cold cottage cheese on top. It's sooo good. I usually like the small curd but any works just fine.

Move out, I know it sounds out of reach and stupid but if you manage your time right and now how to be frugal you can live decently.

You will end up hating your parents and your life for the rest of your adult years.

Trust me, I went down that road.

currently reading a book on programming, will go for a run sometime in the evening when its nice and cool in the park, love fridays everyone is out drinking so the park is usually empty

I'm at a point in my life where I would rather have the onion rings then the girl.

I'm 18 but wtf am I gonna do
Even when I was 16 and was close to having actual freinds I would hang out, my parents would call me acting super fucking pissed and make me come home at 9:00 pm
Im dependent on them and Everytime I suggest going against them.they flip.their shit. I have no fucking spine, I'm the fucking definition of a beta
I can't move out I'm dependent on my parents financially, I literally have nobody I can move in with either

Graduating HS today. Went on my first date ever last night with a college girl. She was extremely cute, very nice. We just walked miles around the city at night. I don't know social cues or how to initiate contact so I didn't even hold her hand. We started talking about death (she brought it up) and she asked me if I ever lost anyone close to me. I said yes, and she asked how I deal with death and told me she's afraid of her loved ones dying. I went off on a long tangent on how everything is temporary, and got kinda heavy. I told her how dealing with intense emotions gets easier after a while, and how death has effected me less as I've come across it after traumatic periods in my life, how seeing a murder and coming across a random dead body were easier to deal with. She got really quiet and looked like she was gonna cry. She hugged me and quickly walked away when I got to my car. I thought I totally fucked up, but I texted her after word and told her I was sorry for being awkward and that I really liked her, and she said she thought I was "pretty cool" and if I wanna go out again she has all summer. Should I ask her out again, Veeky Forums?

had to really look for this one been ages since I went on /b/ and posted this kinda shit

Rest day. Probably run after work. Recently bought a scale and realized how far I'd left myself go with this sedentary lifestyle and fast food. Don't know why the mirror wasn't a wake up call. 263 trying to get to 240 by the end of this month.

Don't mind if I dew

Of course. At worst you don't lose anything but 2 minutes of your time if you try m8
How did you met her?

Been thinking about this.. If this is truly the painless way to go, why don't they use it for execution?

Because they use lethal injections which have less potential to fuck up. That or painful methods on purpose such as firing squads, hangings, etc.

Attend an Ariana Grande concert.

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I met her on OkCupid because I'm too autistic to meet girls irl. I only have two shirtless, faceless mirror pics on my profile too because I'm really a piece of human filth deep down.

Fucking kek

Is lethal injection painful?

>Came home from graduation pranks as it's the last day of A-levels
>Had a long nap
>Ate some eggs and chocolate
>Gonna take a shit right after my next shake and hit up the gym
>2 hour back bicep workout on a friday so thank god I'm alone
>Hit up the streets with my friends later

Living a long and fulfilled life and watching your own organs give you up. Faggot, if you are that unpleased with your life that you want to off yourself you might as well just sell everything you have and achieve your dreams or something you always wanted to do.

>if you are that unpleased with your life that you want to off yourself you might as well just sell everything you have and achieve your dreams or something you always wanted to do

Anyone who says this is a fucking idiot

Haes

I just graduated from high school last night, and was one of the line leaders

I entered the wrong row of seats and fucked it up lol rip everyone whose last name started with an L.

But in all honesty I feel retarded and it was live on my school's website

No, anybody who can't cope with his current life circumstances and is too much of a pussy to change it is a fucking idiot.

>Hurr the love of my life died I need to off myself
Yeah, because someone who probably loved you in return surely wants you to fucking kill himself because of her
>Hurr I am so much in debt I can never pay it back
Flee the country for all I care, if you wanna end up dead anyway so risk it
>Hurr depression I can't enjoy life time to an hero
Fight your way out of it you weak twat

I don't give a shit what reason you have to fucking kill yourself, you are weak and probably don't have the willpower to change it anyway. There is always a solution to your problems, and it's not suicide.

you can only change yourself. you can get fit. you can make girls like you more. you cant make them less of a garbage human being

Do not do this, they cut the helium with oxygen. You'll just end up retarded. It is almost impossible to buy pure helium in the US because there are shortages.

You could try the same with argon but that is not painless and could potentially burn your throat.

For all we know after death there's nothing left, you're just in an endless void with absolutely no control over anything.

In life, there's ALWAYS something fun you can do, just take the effort to reach out for it. If everything's miserable for you, CHANGE it. Or die trying, it's better than just giving up.

i just put egg yolk in and mix it up

great snack / dessert if you add some sugar but its not necessary

>wasting egg white
cheese has enough protein on its own, yolk is more valuable

i'd note that there is a difference between "unusual soreness" and "injury pain." ignoring injury-pain is plain idiotic.

I'll go to the gym and probably browse here for the rest of the night.

On a side note, how to I acquire GF brehs? I've tried Tinder but I don't like casual sex and all my matches were with super basic women. I'm so tired of being alone in this world.

A slow and painful death where you embrace the suffering of life and continue living like everyone else.

Just got home from work. I clean up after concerts, and now I'm doing some coke that I found, enjoying my day off, woo!

Going to a Friday Night Magic at my local gaming store. Gonna wear my new tanktop and show my gains to the only girl there and all the other nerds.

Hoping it will distract them and help me get some wins cause I'm not to sure about my new deck.

>after death there's nothing left, you're just in an endless void with absolutely no control over anything.

Death is not an endless void. Death is lack of experience. 'You' is no more. It's not something that can be imagined. It's not pure nothingness either. It's a lack of all.

Also, could anyone help me learn how to hold a girls hand? Do I just slowly grasp it at a slow moment or should I do the cheesy "can I see your palm" trick? Seriously pls help.

Having a gf is overrated my man. If you can enjoy casual sex, hang out with your friends and have a good relationship with your senpai then you're settled.

>friend is getting married
>ask onitis to be my plus one
>she says yes
>rehearsal dinner tonight
>wedding tomorrow
>mfw I'm more concerned the hotel doesn't have a gym than trying to bang onitis

What have you done to me Veeky Forums?!

>I dont like casual sex
Keep making excuses. There's tons of girls on tinder not looking for hookups. Also try bumble. Women on there are usually less about hooking up

Will having a bottle of red wine tonight kill my gains?

Im gonna be father soon with woman i dont love. Going to fight for custody. I hope my young heart will stay with me.

Beside that mass is going great. Eating Megalia/Megace, blasting Test-E; Tren and Boldenone.

Also stronger than ever. Diddylift going great. Chest getting big. Arms kinda stuck @ 45cm but i hope changing my routine (in couple next days) will allow them to grow.

105kg @ 193cm
6''4 @ 230lbs

>missed my lifts today cause bad migrane
>going to be hanging out with qt tomorrow, turning into spaghetti
>she's making the moves, I'm along for the ride and I'm terrified

I spend the first 20 years of my life an obese social outcast, its been a year and a half of working out and now I look almost respectable.

Today, I sucessfully did pullups for the first time in my life. This is such a big milestone in my lifting career, and probably life in general. Feels good.

That's awesome! How many did you do?

>be snapchatting/texting girl everday for over a week straight
>she is obviously into me
>too scared to ask her out on a date
>don't even know any good date ideas
>too scared of myself ruining it once we see and talk to each other in a 1-on-1 environment

what to do lads?

They do a series of injections, One to take away pain, One to knock you out, and the last to stop your heart.

only way is giving it a chance.
ask her out

>>she is obviously into me
>>too scared to ask her out on a date
kill yourself

Bowling, dinner, mini golf, drive in movie, go to a park, picnic, fishing, coffee, grab drinks, karaoke night, trivia night. Pick something fun and interesting. Preferably where you can talk and get to know eachother but if it gets awkward you can carry on with the designated activity and play it off. I usually like mini golf, grils get competitive and think they will win, so we make a bet out of it. Winner decides what the loser has to do. Don't overthink it, just pick something