CONDOMS

I fucking hate condoms. I wear normal whatever kind when I have to, but mostly only have sex while in a relationship, so as soon as north control has been confirmed, I never put the latex jew anywhere near my precious dick

Google nominal width you dumb fuck

I did. It doesn't explain why condom makers think penis's are shaped like baseball bats.

I like the cock ring effect of normal size condom. Helps keep me hard bc condom sex is only ok.

>tfw 4.5 inch girth

OP is a fag for wanting to know dick size.

oh wow, i feel bad for that guy

I use the mysize 64 ones - a little stretch go get it on, but the 69 are too baggy desu.

Condoms are shit always though.

Does anyone have this where they can't get their dick back to hard once they had a condom on and it went limp?
I have to go and wash my dick with soap because it's somehow numbed out.
The condoms I use however do not have any numbing gel in them and somehow it has been that way with all condoms I ever tried.
Maybe it's mental:

I'm pretty girthy and I also have to wear magnums. Regulars will fit but they're so tight it gets painful.

Who else here is >can't finish with condoms :(

magnum condoms are just a marketing ploy to get to spend an extra couple of bucks. you can fit a regular condom over your entire forearm.

None that you know of...

Yeah, no.
I literally had to try that last weekend, had the girl holy my cock and spread that shit with both hands, literally forcing it over my cock as good as possible - if fit like shit and went back up.

I don't wear condoms. I'd rather get aids than have a rubber cock. What am I, a fucking dildo? Fuck outta here.

I've had regular condoms draw blood because they were too tight

I swear this shit is bs spread by women with pencil dick boyfriends

>condoms

It you haven't figured out a way to safely not use them you're done for

When you have a big enough dick to actually fit into a magnum then you can talk.
Regular sized condoms cut off the circulation and hurt around the base where they end

Where do all these "hurr durr no condom le xD" retards come from?
Who in their right mind would risk getting a decease that literally kills you or producing an unwanted child just so you can feel a little bit more.

They are either all virgins or literal trailer trash.

>tfw 6x4 pencil
>used to think my girth was aiite compared to porn
>turns out average is 4.8 and the standard deviation is so fucking tiny like 0.2 inches
>like 85% of the population has higher girth than me
>virgin so never bought condoms or tried any
>internet website recommends literally the smallest condom brand product listed when you type in "condom size chart" called ceylor hotshot
i never asked for this

I use the ones from my local doctor's surgery. They're free and fit quite well without being thick material. You guys should check it out, condoms cost fucking heaps. Since I moved in with my girlfriend I've probably saved like £200 just walking into the doctor's and grabbing 5 out of the jar. No one cares. Condoms nowadays are like £1 each at the supermarkets.

I hate nearly every durex one. Like strangling my dick and I'm a normal 6" circumference.

>mfw she won't go on the pill because she says it'll make her fat

JUST

what if i told you sometimes people on the internet spread falsehoods for the purpose of inciting humorous responses from others

I am the same dimensions.
Lifestyle Snug Fit is what works best for me. I jerk like a motherfuck, so I don't get off unless I mentally fabricate a circumstance that gets me off during sex, as otherwise I am just mentally blank and emotionally unaffected.
I hate the pencil dick life, but it is what it is. The girl I'm with hasn't been with any other guy, and although she enjoys sex, I can tell she'd get more pleasure if it was thicker since she prefers the more squeezing positions. Don't fret all that much. The only reason my turbomanlet, pencil dicklet, wristlet, skinnyfat ass is still alive is because of a nihilistic autism that is counterbalanced by a desire to see what cool new stuff is coming out in the future and to die violently in an upcoming war.

Bottom line of this blogpost is, I know it sucks, but we must cope or perish.