Its been a year and a half since I've had sex

six weeks

You don't know what its like man. Having sex with someone you love. That intimate connection. That trust. The genuine "I love you"s. The look on their face as you're pleasing them.

I want a gf again...

>3 years since I've made out with a grill.
>last weekend was the first time I started a conversation with a girl this year.
This solitary shell that I've made for myself is getting old.

>pic

The trick is to deny yourself the right to love another person because you don't deserve it. That way you never feel that feel.

34 years old.

Nah, pretty much average, except 5'7. People don't like me, I've got a hateable personality.

so u had sex with 2 years wtf

22

Oh hi, future self. How bad does it sting after so many years?

>Being this much of a beta.
These are the type of people complaining about CHAD getting laid.

It's a little too late for that.
A year ago you might have convinced me but I was in a dark time then.
Things are better now, I'm no longer looking up from the bottom.
Though my progress is slow, but I've been late to reach milestones my whole life.

It's been five years (I'm 24 now) since I last had sex. It was with the only GF I ever had. Oddly enough, today would have been our seven year anniversary if we were still together.

I wish that I was super autistic about remembering dates. Feels bad, man.

Keep coping faggot

Gee, and I thought 8 years for me was bad.

There are more old guys on Veeky Forums than you'd be comfortable knowing about, sonny. I'm 52 and have been hanging around here off and on since 2008. xD

Sex can be pretty awesome, and it's one way to promote intimacy in a relationship, but it's also way overrated and overhyped by a lot of people.

2 years and 2 months for me bro
27 here

Hi. I'm a 20 year old skeleton visiting from Veeky Forums who is looking into gaining some weight.

I'm not particularly attractive, though I do put in effort to appear good looking. Through dating apps and going to parties, I have sex pretty much on demand. It's more ideal to be with someone special, but if sex is all you're after, here's the deal:

You're Veeky Forums. I'm a skeleton. These girls should be so lucky to sleep with you over me. If I can do it, you can. Keep your head up, be confident, and slam pussy. It's easy.

>it's been 24 years for me

I had sex 2 days ago for the first time in months. It was with a girl I get/got on really well with and who's pretty fucking hot (even though I see her as a friend first)
I think it's ruined our friendship even though I saw her today and we hung out

I need to talk to someone about it. I would talk to her but I know she just wants our friendship to remain unchanged. And I'm about to leave the country anyway. Fuck

Going on 3 years for me. Feels alright.

A year and half?
Jesus man, pay for a escort or something.

It's been 2 months for me and it's already killing me inside.

10 years.
Feel with it

i broke my six year dry spell a month ago. Glad to have that done.

5 years 4 months

I still remember the smell of her hair.

its been 17 years
i was molested when i was 3 so im not underaged

Had sex tonight, but she cries the whole time so it sucked ass.

1 month. Get at me

I think you're on the wrong site skelebro.
This is Veeky Forums, not skelechan.

Nice try meathead, my skelefriends and I are rattling with laughter.

But skelenon, look at the URL.
This isn't skelechan.

28 and a half years.

I'm doomed to be a wizard.

25 and a half years for me

>havent had friends for most of my life
>haven't ever even asked a girl out
>can't even remember or even if i ever have hung out with a girl 1 on 1 in my entire life
>don't even give a shit about being a virgin or having no gf unlike these other people always crying about it

i honestly think it's quite amazing how little i care. whatever the rung below beta is, go 5 rungs further down and thats me

I got laid last night. Fucked my ex. She's real fat now but she let me nut in her butt so it's all cool. Shit was SO cash.

I'm a wizard. Why is this in fit and not adv or r9k?

I FUCKING HATE NORMIES SO GOD DAMN MUCH, I hung out with my friends all damn day and it gave me nothing.

It's like everybody is wallowing in pity and trying not to be alone. All they do is talk about drinking stories, breakups and crude jokes. I feel like I literally just talk to the same person OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER AGAIN.

NONE of these assholes have any disernable quealitys about them that makes them unique, nobody is even trying to be more then they are THEY HAVE JUST ACCEPTED MEDICRADY AND IT PISSES ME OFF. HOW THE FUCK CAN THEY LIVE LIKE THIS FOR SO LONG. WITH NO SELF IMPROVE, WITH CONSTANT FREE AND AXIETY. WHY WONT THEY TRY TO HELP THEMSELVES.

FUCK

19 year old virgin here. Had a girl text me last night saying "I'm bored ;)". She's a 6/10 with a pretty nice ass. Didn't respond, can't explain why

Because you're a faggot.

Could be, although a more likely explanation is undiagnosed SAPD
(I am )

Or you just chickened out. If you think you have an undiagnosed condition, go consult a professional. If you are blaming it for something, deal with it.

>I've gone my whole 21 years without sex

We'll have our powers soon enough.

Sex is so overrated by virgins. I was a virgin few months before and now I can have it anytime I want.

Let me tell you its really nothing special, you mostly do all the work, if you care about your girl then you lose even a little bit of pleasure becsuse you do everything to make her cum and you need to stop yourself from cumming too fast which means you are usually in your head thinking about stuff.

Sometimes during sex i realize how primitive and plain it actually is, just sticking your dick in and out in different positions.

Good luck to all you guys though.

I say I think I have SAPD since I have girls give me their number or say they like me and eventually I just stop talking to them. I could be gay, but I doubt it since I remember having crushes on girls in kindergarten through first year of college. I also have nothing against being gay, I'm just not into guys. There's just something wrong with my brain

So if you think that's the problem go deal with it. If it isn't a problem then why did you even bring it up?

Just venting I guess. Isn't that what this whole thread is about? I'll go to the doctor

wtf is sapd

you're just a pussy user

or have high standards

dwi

It's been 9 months since the last time, i can feel the virginity growing back in me already.

Google it retard. Social Avoidant Personality Disorder. It's very difficult for me to be social or keep in contact with people. Even just texting the 5 friends I have is very difficult for me.
>inb4 loser
You don't know me
And no I'm not a pussy, I can and have approached girls anywhere I want.