Tfw no mommy gf

>tfw no mommy gf

I need this in my life

>be me 20 years old
>have gf 4 years older
>she is fit and I am too
>lift together
>she cooks really nice
>she treats me like a god and is a bit jealous when talking with girls
>she pats my head sometimes
>

Wtf is this pussy boy shit. Why do you cunts want to be all dependent and shit

How to spot a 9fagger/redditor

seems nice desu, what's the catch?

Shes a complete and total fucking yandere and will keep you chained in her basement if you try to leave her

I accept

>ywn
Fucking shit life.

fuck off cuckerino

This is all good and well, but if you don't grow out of this by 24 then you're a fucking sissy

Meet of one those who wanted to be called mommy
She was 29 and i believe she had an abortion after the guy who impregnated her ran away, she dropped some hints but never talked about it directly
Not the biggest mental stability, perhaps cutting your benis off or setting fire to your home if the she gets on the edge

So you are all children who need a woman to do all your basic life tasks for you?

Why are men actually children?

>tfw no loli gf

lolno, i wouldn't trust a woman with my shit because I want it done properly.

there is either manchild or manly misogyny. there is no moderate position in between.

Hey honey, are you still doing mad milk?

That all made me lol.

Especially the homework bit.

You guys have some retarded fantasies.

I wouldn't actually like this but I can understand why someone would. It feels cozy. But in the end only your true mom will never ever cheat or leave you. Giving this kind of power to someone else is dangerous as FUCK.

>not literal
Shit taste

>fb
Did no one learn from mad thad

>he doesn't read mommy ntr doujins

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I am attracted to milfs and shit, but I have mental issues. So...
KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK

:o

Doesn't even know this was incest RP.. It was too late for my dick to tell

God damn I am on nofap. I don't need this shit.

YOU CAN'T SHOW THIS ON HERE.

B&

This may be the most sickening fetish. Scat is revolting and feet are gross/sad, but this is another level of disturbing.

>this is worse than scat

where can i find mommy gf?

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this but for
this