Is pussy worth it lads?

It is, until you cum.
Then it isn't for a day.
Afterwards its back to the grind.
We are trapped.

Stop jerking off

>for a day

You have a problem with your penis

Yes. Don't be a faggot.

Super gay

Honestly I think I'm bi based on my porn habits sometimes. I love watching a good two guy doubleteam

I have tried that, my dick has literally no feelings. Is there a drug for that? Like it's completely dead. When she sucks me off, I have no sensation and I fake moan to make her feel good

At first it is but It loses its luster pretty quick in my teens and some of my early 20s I loved chasing girls now at 25 I don't give a shit anymore

Yeah dude that's weird. Maybe try some prostate stimulation. If she's vegan I assume she'd be up for fucking you in the ass

that feel when no average gf to cuddle and kiss

I know that it's easier said than done, but pussy should have her place in feeling briefly good with her attention/worship, and nothing else. If you truly find a good girl (and you probably won't find her among the 8/10s you dream to fuck) you can consider sharing some more with her.

Just don't jump to the conclusion that the girl you currently see/like will be that good girl. It requires much more research.

Almost always no.

This sums up my life, good lord free us from this hell
I wish I could fall in love again or be completely asexual, because chasing girls is a physical need that fucking kills me if unattended

>prostate stimulation
Try it m8, it's amazing. I'm on ssris so my dick is pretty chill most of the time. That is until I tried prostate stimulation. I legitimately moaned one time even.
>inb4 faggot
yeah sorry can't hear you over my moaning and throbbing prostate

after I cum I lose all interest in interacting with girls

>28 y/o virgin
>acquired avg 5/10 qt gf
>hugs and kisses
>no sex
>hopefully sex soon
>still beats being alone
>it's al allright feel, I suppose

Women are children:
>Women look for: older men who are direct and confident. In the same way that a child appreciates older, wiser adults to lead them through life, women appreciate men in the same way.

>When women have a problem: they find a man to fix it for them. Just like a child cannot fix many adult problems, likewise the woman must look around her for a man to solve her problems. When something breaks around the house, or when the car is making a weird noise, she finds the nearest man to solve her problem for her. It never occurs to her that she should learn to fix her own problems, because this type of thinking is beyond the capability of the average woman.

>Aesthetically, women enjoy: tall, strong, large men. Children feel secure when coddled by large, strong adults. A child gasps in awe when he or she sees how far an adult can throw a ball. Women, too, have a child-like amazement for men who are stronger, taller, bigger, and able to accomplish more physical tasks than them.

>In conversation and in planning activities: women expect men to do these things. Children talk nonsense unless guided in conversation (hmm sounds eerily reminiscent of women, who will talk about shoe collections and vapid gossip when given agency). Children cannot plan activities and look to adults to do it for them. Children don't plan a trip to the playground, they simply enjoy the playground when they get there. Similarly, women do not enjoy the difficulty of planning a weekend. They expect men to invent the plans while they enjoy the destination. When was the last time a woman drove you somewhere on your first date, while you were the passenger?

>In finances: women expect men to carry them. Women will only reluctantly date men who make less money than themselves. Children also cannot support themselves financially and demand money from adults.

Is pussy "worth it?" Ask yourself: is it worth it to date someone who is emotionally equivalent to a child?
To me?No

Continued:

>Women: lack responsibility and accountability. These are the main things that separate child from adult, and women completely absolve themselves of all responsibility, acountability, and guilt for their own actions, whenever possible. How many feminist articles have you read titled, "Why it's MEN'S FAULT that I can't settle down and get married at 35?" How many stories have you heard about women cheating on their boyfriend and then blaming him for being emotionally distant? Any time women are confronted with the direct result of their own actions, they recoil in fear and externalize blame to outside sources as much as possible. They would rather do anything than accept responsibility, or accountability.

>Pic related, women demand equality for years, which is a right. Rights necessarily come with responsibilities, but when confronted with the Responsibility necessary to earn the Right, women spit utter contempt and demand to be treated with kid gloves. They want all Rights and no Responsibilities, which is how adults treat children. Women demand to be treated like children. They want to be children. They are emotionally child-like. They are children.

whats your stance on paying escorts to fuck you?

>Tfw you milk yourself

Honestly though I don't know why people care about size for anal, I actually think it's a waste of time warming up for a big dildo that will make me feel just as good as a small one pushing right up on the right spot. I'm guessing for a worn out vag you do need some huge size but for a tight asshole just find something to bounce on

unfortunately, yes

wow ur fucking gay

No, being attractive enough as a male (including physical fitness and beyond) that you can form a stable family is though.

The window of clarity after busting a nut is the best time to make decisions related to women.

Lol you probably bought in to the marriage and family meme and are now regretting it very much

Stop spreading your bullshit we all know marriage is a scam and not worth it

I don't have a stance on anything. I've simply described female nature. They enjoy being infantilized and that is objectively true if you simply look around you, especially at what women themselves say.

If you want to deal with that, then deal with it. If you don't want to deal with it, go gay, pay escorts for sex only, or find one of the women who is mature and acts like an adult. I have female friends but it's because they act like adults, not children.

Luckily where I live I won't get fucked by the court system, I can't be forced to pay child support, or give up half of my assets, which is lucky. Don't really see how I get scammed.
Also I am not married yet, still in my early twenties and in school. Looking forward to have children though.

Of course it is but you have to know when it's time to walk away. I have only learned about when to walk away through really painful experiences.

Basically, the things and people you want can oftentimes lead to heartbreak and disappointment. It's inevitable, whether you want to admit it or not.

Yes. But as gay as it sounds relationship pussy is best as long you are sexually compatible and love each other. Seriously 100 times better than jerking off. Normal hookup sex isn't that much better than masturbating and if you add a condom to the mix it is even more underwhelming

user I'm currently in a relationship that's making me feel like shit constantly but i keep with her because I love her. I don't know if I should leave, what do you think?

...yes leave

How simple is that?

Ehh it is but losing a lot of your free time isn't worth it imo. It can be comfy to kick it with your girl and watch a movie or play a game while she does her own thing though, and its nice having someone to support you and help you with shit

But just hookup pussy isn't worth it unless its low effort and she knows to GTFO after

Why you feel like shit user?

Yes it is as long as you dont work too hard for it, and the more you get the easier it gets, just use condoms until you wife a bitch

No matter how hot the girl is, once you've banged her for 6 months straight it becomes a boring chore.

I wonder if traps are different

You definitely have real bond with this person but you also hint at something being 'off' with her or things that have transpired throughout your relationship. What about the relationship has you feeling like shit?

She speaks to me when she feels like it, when she doesn't, she goes off-radar turning off everything. We sincerely and honestly love each other but I feel she is in a constant battle with depression and it's bringing me down with her. I try to come up with things we can do together or try to give her the attention and care she might need, but she constantly reminds herself of how 'damaged' and 'wrong' her life is. I've tried everything I can think of to dig her out... i had to leave my workplace once to see her, I got a warning but I didn't care much.. when I saw her she tells me she doesn't want to see me anymore. I once cancelled an outing with my friends to go and walk with her in the park and she tells me when I'm at her apartment that "I'm sorry I haven't seen my friend in a long time and I'm with her right now".

All this along with her telling me about how "cute" some guys she knows are and how much she appreciates them. I never really cared about pussy but when I met her I've been feeling constantly cucked and it sucks because I would've never been like this if it were any other female.

These things have been less frequent for a while but it takes a single word from me to flip her personality over.

It's all about give and take. If you find yourself giving far more than her in the relationship and feeling resentful towards her then you have a right to feel unsatisfied with the relationship. Just make sure that you aren't discounting the positive as you do inventory on why you should stay or leave the relationship.

If a girl talks about how she hates her ex to you in your first convo is she green lighting the 6x5.5?

Everything does turn great when I stop trying to spend more time with her(she's a fan of texting which isn't my thing). It does turn great when I adhere to the fantasies of "freedom" she has, and us leaving everything behind to start a new life without any "chains" holding us to ou past. But I like my family and I like my life a lot, or what's left of it, and i guess I'm trying to bring that stability and peace into her life because I really love her. I don't understand the whole depressed and feeling trapped general atmosphere... i don't know user, should I stop trying and hope she changes or keep trying to understand and give her the support she needs. I don't know if any user out there went through something similar... but it's like watching a relative dear to you dying slowly.

Either death grips or gay.
Stop jacking off or try fucking dudes.

spunking your load inside a girl is great, eating pusy is good, as is getting your dick sucked.
cuddling as you fall asleep is also pretty good as you don't feel alone in the world and it's pretty swell waking up beside a girl who you feel a connection to.
lots of bullshit is required though to do this constantly. girls don't realise that a man needs space and wants to do things by himself or with his friends because girls don't like, or can't, do this.
it's pretty difficult to find a girl who makes you a better person in my experience. lots just want you because they can't be alone, want you to pay for things or want some dick.
i am a white guy in asia and the pusy here isn't worth it. in 10 years there have been 2 girls i would have married. 1 would have been a mistake, the other would have been alright and we would have had a cool family by now.
the other hundreds of girls that i have fucked weren't worth it, but you need to go through that to figure it out.

once you understand women and their emotions and their fleeting love and can be apart of the ride without it destroying you, women can be fun as fuck. they have crazy creativity and love to go on adventures. I've learned a lot from the women I've been with since understanding them. Friends (with benefits) for life kinda situations. Like I'm sure I will be that Chad who cucks some beta in a marriage with one of these girls sometime in a couple of years.
pussy is great but if you respect whats attached to it, it can be so much more.

John Mayer:
>I have masturbated myself out of serious problems in my life. The phone doesn’t pick up because I’m masturbating. And I have excused myself at the oddest times so as to not make mistakes. If Tiger Woods only knew when to jerk off. It has a true market value, like gold bullion. [The reason is] because I want to take a brain bath. It’s like a hot whirlpool for my brain, in a brain space that is 100 percent agreeable with itself.”

you make a good point.

being a whore must be miserable

this isn't because women are innately stupid or childlike, it's because society is currently framed in a way that rewards these behaviors in both men and women

there are plenty of examples of women who are stronk, confident and intelligent. there are a world leaders who are women, acclaimed authors and scientists, etc. but i agree with you that many women act in the way you described. i don't think it's because women are brainlets though. it's because there is an endless army of beta boys who support and condone the behavior

>she is in a constant battle with depression
get out mate. it's not your problem. too many guys stick with broken women because of some sort of chivalrous guilt, but it will only ruin your life.

>Like I'm sure I will be that Chad who cucks some beta in a marriage with one of these girls sometime in a couple of years.
>posts on Veeky Forums

Fat chance, betamax

it's an expensive crutch

Stop watching cuck porn. Please. Help yourself out of this hole, don't dig yourself further down into the cuckold abyss

at least reply to the right person you big goof

I know that feeling, erectile dysfunction sucks, it's like an invalidation of your existence.

It sucks having to lie to a girl every time I bring one home that it's just whiskey dick and not my inferior and useless genes.

Having been in this situation, I 100% agree with bounce ASAP. Girls with depression are like anchors dragging you down. You're trying to swim but you got a fucking anchor on your leg. Get out as soon as you can man, I wish I had left earlier.

there's a few of slayers on this board my man, trust

This is the circumcision future you didn't choose. I know you're circumsized! I kind of realized I have the same problem whereas I jerkoff and the actual sensation of me touching my dick isn't really that great, it's only the actual cumming that feels good.

Porn and masturbation ruined my dick.

the board went to shit so i decided to just falseflag everytime i browse it. i dont believe anything posted here

>inb4 part of the problem
board is beyong repair. sometimes things need to die so they can reborn

I have to suck it up and leave... uft... i feel like shit and I do everytime i think about it. Thanks for the advice, I'll think about it and probably go down that path. Don't know how I'll love someone like this again, pretty dumb thinking I'll have to go through it all again.

I thought I was the only one
6 years ago I could look at pictures and get hard without doing anything. I could masturbate to porn hours on end and nowadays I can't even get hard to more extreme stuff... porn will literally kill your emotions... one must banish the liquid jew from his life, it's the only way

The worst part is I have a fantastic qt3.14 gf now and I struggle with maintaining my erection which kills my confidence cause she's really pretty and has a nice body but I can't feel shit my dick is dead. It really gets to her.

>trying to justify shitposting this hard

This guy is right

i dont feel bad about shitposting though. i just gave my reason why i dont believe anything in here.

my real life experiences are also a lot different than what i see here on a daily basis

>Anyways, I can't even cum when I have sex.

I know this feel.

Girls always feel so fucking loose compared to my hand. It's like evolution is telling me to fuck me hand instead of girls.

Then again I'm not sure if I know this feel. I've had sex but never cummed inside a girl. I was a virgin until I was 18 and my first time was with an older woman. I didn't know what the fuck I was doing and she reached a hand down and guided my dick into her pussy. Maybe she was loose or something, but I asked/grunted "Is it in?" and she rolled over, completely pissed off and went to sleep.

2nd time was last October. I met a German girl off Tinder and I we drunk 7 pints. I rarely if ever drink and it must have hit me hard. We went back to her place and I got whisky dick or whatever you call it. Again it was awkward as fuck.

Part of me thinks that if I get a relationship first and sex later, it might work better. I don't really have the fucking social skills to interact with women beyond one night stands though. Fucking weird feel.

>It's like evolution is telling me to fuck me hand instead of girls

I imagined you saying this like a pirate or an English chav.

Yeah it's worth it you fucking retard.

1st time you were probably nervous, and she probably WAS loose, depending on how much older.

2nd time you were obviously fucking drunk. 7 pints is a shitload.

Don't overthink it. Find a nice girl in your own age range.

there's no such thing as female nature.
women are individuals, like men. Not saying genders are equal here, just that each has his/her own story, education, adherence to values and so on. you can't just say all women are the same.

t. virgin

You know we know Veeky Forums is populated mostly by mentally broken virgins? It's when we have these threads and everyone pretends the answer to the question is 'no'.

no u

deardiarytodayOPwasalargefaggot.jpeg

>falling for the pussy jew

27 year old virgin here. I'm clueless how to get pussy. This summer I been going out making small talk with women walking their dogs and shit. Okay its obvious to tell when a girl is not interested but how the fuck do you let her know you interested. Should I literally say "hey uh can i have your cell number".

Works for me 7/10 times.

Go to a bar, a girl walks by you, "hey you're really cute. I'm heading out, can I grab your snapchat/number?

EASY, you leave, you text her later in the night (when you're drunk af) then make drunk talk. Offer to watch some netflix (NETFLIX IS THE SEX HINT) and catch an uber home. Keep talking if she's cool or ditch her if shes crazy,

Only dependency is looking like you lift. You could just get tinder, skip the guessing game part and ask to fuck too.

Good luck user.

Need to drop those porn habits user. Your dopamine receptors are fried and your gf's efforts aren't shocking enough to get you off.

Give it two weeks and you'll be hunting her like a gazelle among the veldt.

>it's pretty swell waking up beside a girl who you feel a connection to

After 2 years single, I miss this more than anything else

thanks I'm try hitting bars when young people hang out or worse case scenario use dating app. People say hurr hurr millenials don't pursue women anymore but its akward as fuck if it not in a social setting.

Sorry to tell you but your brain has been completely washed by the Internet, by Veeky Forums. While I find those women are stupid post amusing and while they have some good points, mostly they truly are far from reality.
You just took statements about women from other threads or posts and paraphrased them, you didn't reflect or think even twice. Which btw is the same thing you blame women for - not having their own opinion and relying on somebody else.
Every woman who isn't utterly retarded has the ability to take responsibility and will if she learned to do it.
Women being the way they are right now has many reasons one being the way they are raised one being society in combination of a womens nature. Females are more likely to adapt, which puts them in a situation where they have no problem of a man making decisions for them, however a woman will not be ok with that decision if she generally disagrees.

I truly believe that it is hard to find an accepted role for females nowadays. If she is old school and follows a more traditional role in society generally she will be happier but will have to rely on a man, which no woman really wants and leads to men making posts like yours.
If women however start to be more independent they often appear unattractive or boyish...

You probably will change your opinion in a few years or if you meet a woman that is not retarded and educated.
To sum it all up men can't live without women and women can't live without men. So why go on and on about hating the opposite gender just to end up falling for them?

Your post was the equivalent of a femininity saying that all men are stupid and dumb pigs or chads.

LEAVE NOW
and keep records of all conversations with her from now on, whether they are in person, on the phone or texting
>she beats you, the police arrest you for beating her
>she files a false rape charge, everyone believes her
>she tells your common friends you were abusive, they side with her

>less money to spend on the things you want, if she doesn't want that stuff too.
>less time to do the things you want to do, unless she wants to do them too
>no time to yourself because apparently wanting time alone means you hate her and want to break up

Having a gf is shit unless you got really lucky with the rare type of brogirl who has a man's personality. I only know one of them and shes been with her bf for 10 years.

>98% of all people are overgrown children.

corrected that for you

Thanks. I made sure we have no common friends actually. I don't like her friends and she wasnt interested in mine so that's good. I will. Thank you again, user

>keep records of all conversations with her, get hanged for espionage

Boyish girls are the best ones though.

100 times this.

Of course but depends on how boyish they are.

Has a masculine penis.

>jerk off
>clean up, get something to eat and watch anime

>fuck grill
>have to talk to her for hours afterwards

Pussy is good when it's new. Go on tinder or bumble for awhile and get laid with your new body. I got sick of it after about a year. The real good stuff is when you find a girl you actually like and enjoy spending time with. Then you start to really know her and find joy with her and all that mushy shit. Then the sex gets better and better. A whole new world of sex and intimacy opens up to you. You feel like you're alive for the first time. That's the stuff worth searching for. Pussy for the sake of pussy will always get boring. Casual sportfucking isn't human user, it's mass culture. Don't listen to the ultimate cucks of Polyamory. It's love and joy you want. That's what lets you grow, learn stuff, escape your rut of isolated self-loathing and inactivity.

learn how to hands free cum and you'll never want a woman again.