What's your haircut Veeky Forums ?

Autistic

>salad

I'd love to have slicked back hair but mines too curly so I tend to have it short or just long enough to push a fringe over, with a fade on the back and sides

you know meat comes from the ground just like veggies right

I want to smoke what you're smoking

It's called Whey

0 fade

>Go play with your hairbrush fairyboy
go play with your squatplug assferret

High and tight.

I wonder if you can get protein from whey if you put it up your bum

I buzz it without a guard every time it passes that 1/3" mark
I started because my hair is receding a little bit and I wanted to get ahead of it.

It's pretty cool 'cause my roommate is also bald, so when we hang out in public we look like we're going on a hate crime rampage. Disgusted looks for days

>Tfw no neo-nazi buddy

I wish I looked good bald, it's the easiest cut to maintain, no need to worry about length or styling

>hairline is receding at the sides
Do I just kill myself now or get a hair transplant?

essentially this
too bad i'm ugly as fuck
i also have a piggy nose

I'd just deal with it if I was 30+
I can't say what I would do if I was still in my 20s though

>I can't say what I would do if I was still in my 20s though
huh...yeah, image that...

number 2 back and sides, a bit of length on the top. I want to try a buzz cut so I look hard but I think my head is too bullet-shaped and my forehead is too big

the joe budden

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You get an itchy scalp with your balding?

you mean an ugly man who doesn't like getting pussy?