Are you eating your oats Veeky Forums?

Are you eating your oats Veeky Forums?

Everi morning

I hate how it tastes though

Mix with whey or fruits

just have some bread instead lol

>just have some shit instead: )

I usually mix with applesauce
Not gonna have chocolate tasting oats

That's more expensive

Nah, I eat couscous with hummus instead
Tastes better and is easier to make while also dense in carbs and decent in protein

Yes but not like a dunce..
How to eat oats like a man
>Pour rolled oats into bowl
>Pour milk on top of the oats
>Grab a spoon
>Eat the oats and milk like cereal
>Get gains

>oats
>protein power
>greek yoghurt
>sultanas
>stir
>mfw

>oats
>tbsp of pure maple syrup (homemade)
>handful of almonds

mmm

>homemade

Did you tap the tree yourself

>eating oats any way other than how God made them
>having to prep food because you're a bitch ass nigger
>b-b-but muh taste
>wasting time having to calculate what nutritients your different kinds of food had
NEVER gonna make it. Give me them raw, and in huge amount.

yep yep

This. I don't cook meat or eggs either. Usually just swallow whey powder as it is too, fuck mixing that shit

>Not gonna have chocolate tasting oats
So fucking use vanilla. Jesus Christ.

I blend that stuff with water and down it. Dont know how people can just sit there and eat it.

Seriously.
>50g whole oats
>Scoop of French Vanilla Creme Gold Standard mixed in ~100ml of water
>Handful of almonds
>Mix it all in a bowl
>Fridge overnight
Fuckin tasty brekky famalam. Never get sick of it.

Sounds gay but try soy milk instead of regular milk

Swap the water for greek yogurt and I am ON BOARD SON.

Literally missing protons and has a bunch of fillers.

useless

if you gave a fuck about living life how God intented you wouldn't be eating food grown on an industrial scale or posting on Veeky Forums right now using a personal computer
thanks for making me feel good about not being as retarded and/or insecure as you are

have every morning since i was 12

sometimes with water sometimes with milk never microwave

cooking meat and eggs means your body can actually digest and use more of it you pleb

You are genuinely retarded in the medical sense.
Please consult a doctor.

I didn't say anything about meat and eggs you down syndrome

1. Turn on hotplate
2. Put on pan
3. Throw some oats in pan, just for 30-40 seconds for them to "roast" and release the nutty flavor
4. Add warm water from electric kettle
5. Apply wooden spoon as the water evaporates and the oats soak it
6. Turn down the heat to low
7. Add a bit of warm milk
8. Keep stirring until it turns into a silky porridge mmmm so soft
9. Use it as cement to build my house and have a sandwich

I like them raw too, but isn't the human body unable to digest whole oats fully?

you can bet your ass

Why would I want to change the taste I prefer to put it in my oats?

add more water to it wtf cunt. looks like slush

You know you can buy more than one kind, right? Just buy a vanilla one strictly for oats.

>Using tools to create things is going against God because you're not using your hands

This is your logic.

More water will make it more like slush retard. This is the perfect consistency trust me.

2.5 cups water, 1 1/3rd cups oats.

>water
Never gonna make it.

I'm a poor student. I don' have that much money

Work more instead of posting on Veeky Forums

no dickhead, when its like that it becomes more of a solid, btu very mushy, with more water u the oats have grown fully and u get a much better consistency + u dont have to chew as much, can just swallow it right away.

i can eat 2 cuts of oats in less than 2 minutes like this without even trying

>I can't afford gains!
Then you can't afford to make it.

>Using tools to make pieces of food a bit smaller or softer is going against God because you're not using your teeth or hands

and this is his logic

i am a Catholic, and you are an idiot

SHUT UP you fucking CUNT
What a shitty fucking thread, you thought hard and long and THIS is whatyou came up with? You're a disgrace to humanity if this isthe peak of your creativity you utterly dim, empty piece of shit

So what else can I mix them up with, except milk?
Tried with some fruit juice/nectarine, but shit had way too much sugar in it. Any recommendations?

Peanut butter goes with everything.

Wrong

>put rolled oats into bowl
>put 1cup of milk in there
>microwave for about 30-45 seconds, just enough to allow the oats to soak some milk and warm up
>don't allow them to turn to shitty mush
>add 1 Tbsp of brown sugar
>enjoy

Use tea instead of water. I call them orientoats.

Mixed protein (vanilla)

>tfw just put a scoop in a morning shake
Easy energy every morning, lads.

rolled oats are toasted and flattened you dumb piece of shit. steel cut are as unprocessed as you can get

>not eating the oat corn full