Bodybuilding Restaurant

>Welcome to McMeatheads, can I take your order?

Hello sir, I fucked up today and have 90g of protein left to eat, but only 5g of fats and 2g of carbs

please help

Yeah I'll get a number 2 with a gallon of milk. Hold the activated almonds

A large McShake with extra scoops

eggwhites

I unironically found a job at McD's to bulk because I'm a 130 lbs skelly

I'll put shit in my body but I'm finally gonna get big

McMeaty with a large shake.

Good plan bro.

"I'll have the Mcgangbang combo with a Trenshake."

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

Busta, straight busta

I'd get baked as fuck and go to a fast food joint like this.

>uuuhhhhh...can I get a large oreo mcflur-whey with an extra scoop
>with uuuhhhhh....6 protein pancakes
>....aaaaannnd a triple meathead

Yeah, uhh, can I get the 6 scoop special

Emu meatballs with a home made coconut

I'll take 1 gf to go, please.

WATCH OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN!!

>1 gallon of breast milk, human, please.
>n-no cup but right into my face, please.

McMeatheads doesn't serve soda as it kills gains. Cluckinbell is just down the street.

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I'll take one steak, well-done please. Side of ketchup

what? do they allow to eat burgers for free if you work there?

You get a free meal after every shift. Maybe it's only here, I don't know

If you're closing shop you can also take shit that's gonna go to waste home. My roommate used to work there, he brought me food all the time

Sorry, gf machine broke

>hold the activated almonds
Never gonna make it

3 double cheese burgers plz oh and a water.

Understandable, have a great day.

FIX THAT JOINT RN

a pint of ben & jerrys and 3 chicken breasts
thanks

I'll take a grilled chicken sandwich with an extra chicken breast on it, and a side of chicken breast strips, and also some more grilled chicken breast, and a protein shake.

>"i'll have an extra large oats with 4 scoops on the side to go please"

>"That'll be $4.50, enjoy your meal"

>"you too"

Can I get the Mass and fast shake please? And can you please put extra scoops with fiber as well, I've been struggling with my shit s

One injection of Dbol and 5 double cheeseburgers

oh and a water pls no soda for me, sugar isnt good for the health

>I'll take a double-double, hold the bun
>"What's a 'bun'?"

>Uh yes, do you guys still do the 8 hour arms special?

3 chicken tits atop basmati rice

COME ON!!!!!

I'll take one archeologist please

>ok, just swipe your NattyCard™ whenever you're ready

Sorry, she's examining chad's bone right now