ITT post animal goal bodies
Animal goals
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damn that tiger is jacked. cycle?
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>ywn be a most alpha animal breed
is he builtfat or bearmode
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he looks like my grandpa
natty tiger, just 24/7 planking+diamond pushups
found the nigger
>implying that tiger isn't so full of tren he might as well be a horse
Stop trying to fool the poor clueless natty animals, faggot
That shit looks designed. Literally peak aesthetics of anything ever.
rekt
Yiff in hell
nah they look stronk but no aesthetic
head too big for frame and stocky
>just b urself
m-mirin bro
Dogs>Cats so also
Wolves>Niggerland Cats
[spoiler]i tried to get a muscular pic but all i got was a lot of furry porn. fuck people
>tigers
Absolutely disgusting
kek iktf
If you ever touch or hold a monkey you'll find that they're sort of hard and dense. These animals don't have blubber, that's straight lean mass.
kek
fite me
I want to come back as a tiger
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My cats arms.
Nice picture and cat, user.
>Balls lower than the dick
Mirin' that squat form
kek
>not bulking enough to leave the animal kingdom behind
Based rolling raccoon.
> caught ya mirin
any recommended shitposting programs brah?
Humans have massive dicks compared to other primates.
Gorilla dicks are two inches, dunno why we don't just cuck them.
black chicks aren't that great 2bh
DICK SHOULD HANG LOWER THAN THE FUCKING BALLS GODDAMNIT
tfw so big no one even thinks about fucking with me and some think im a island
Tell me, user, where does your experience with touching and holding monkeys come from?
I bet polar bears have some great muscle, diet entirely mess, and smash through ice to catch seals.
Too bad all that hair and blubber makes it hard to mire.
he's clearly very lean
I'll fuck with you, I'll send you to hell, whale
forearmlet
>be big user
>could kill anyone living on planet earth without effort
>some bullies found out about my paceful nature
>start to bully harmful user
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>when rippetoe gets a tiger
Kek that file name
>ywn get hueg just from doing normal day to day activities
envy animals so much. My dog is really lean and muscular cos he just spends all day sprinting and loves doing it
Went to New Orleans once.
>when reddit makes a joke
>back to times where no advanced technology
>enough food
>boom you fit
Manlet detected
panthers can fuck leopards??
You can fuck anything if it has a hole and you have an erection.
>head too big for frame
t. brainlet
>ss claims another victim
i tought that was a bear
Panthers are leopards, you just can't see their spots because of the dark fur.
Florida panther/mountain lion/cougar all the same kitty
Dogs are better than cats, but a tiger could take no less than three wolves. They biggest wild one found weighed well over 800 pounds, you know.
>Florida panther/mountain lion
Mountain lions don't exist east of the mississippi river, friendo.
My state DNR told me so.
say that to my face fucker not online then see what happens
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Damn, Joe Rogan is looking good.
We keep them in zoos. They're already cucked.
>niggerland cats
tigers live in Asia u fucking mong brainlet
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kek
Giraffes are clearly the best cocksuckers in the animal kingdom.
Are tigers /ouranimal/?
NEW FETISH!
if you're a bodybuilder then yes
>literally 0 forearms
le trash man faec
Humans are meant to be dyels. We are good hunters and have good endurance by nature. Neaderthals were fit tho.
you'd be the same way if you just did shit for a living.
has a point that if you live 100% naturally you'll probably end up ottermode at best, but if you just stay on the gatherer side you can get hueg doing manual labor on a farm or raising barns and shit while bulking up on fucking beef and potatoes.
its not like 100% of humans are dyel, people with OLY genetics weren't dyels in the stone age, they were still fucking goliaths because their genes told them to find heavy shit and unlock their potential
Imagine walking through the woods and you see a cougar.
Not carrying, what do?
Well since I love older women, I bang her, obviously
ask the cougar to wait while I break single-serving liquor bottles and take the stabbiest parts to my hands, then die a mans death
Walking through woods
See kodiak bear
Not carrying, we fuck, even if carrying, these things weigh 2500lbs
What do
ask the bear to wait while I break single-serving liquor bottles and take the stabbiest parts to my hands, then die a mans death
Holy shit, I didn't know they were that massive
>potatoes
Potatoes originated in the americas
Polar bears are larger on average but the biggest kodiaks are the most fearsome motherfuckers currently on land
well then pick some other carbs, eventually you'd find something that worked, I was just thinking of amish people because I talked about raising barns
loved polar bears since i was a kid.
they're just so badass
Well said
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Fucki n Aussie
Yeah I was just being a Eurocentric dick
Actually you can't see their spots because of the shitty lighting and camera. Their spots are totally visible, reddit said so
>tfw i've been fantasizing about being able to turn into a werewolf
>mfw ever since that started about a week ago, i've been seeing and hearing wolf shit everyday
we donT KNOW IF THATS WHAT HAPPENED
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Nah man is unique among the animals because he must toil in the dust or die. Read genesis fag.
From a bio perspective, a lot of selection has been in the last 10k years due to agriculture, and the ability to get jacked enough to push a plow or manhandle a pig when your starting as a pygmy playing grabbee Ass in the jungle... wa highly selected for.
>reading the jewble
Fuck off faggot
Pics of these guys always make me so fucking hungry
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u mirin cunt?
>getcaughtshitposting.jpeg
Ed Coan's been working on his mobility