People in Your Gym General /PYGG/

>Used to think of this guy as "the handsome manlet" because has goal body but short
>Has spotted me few times, is always polite enough to tip me back 20% of the spaghetti I throw at him
>The other day saw him making the Scooby pose/face from that image some user printed and put in his sister's room for a joke
>The face looked uncannily like Scoob
>Now think of him as "son of Scooby"

>That angry manlet who stares at you while you use the equipment he wants to be using, but never asks how many sets you have left or if he can work in with you.
Anytime in Richfield?

Go to xfit gym

The juicer

>"competes" in cross fit
>has a clit dick or inflated ego
>form is complete dog shit

The weekend warrior

>decent lifts
>still ego lifts
>looks like he never got past noob gains
>form is complete dog shit

The lost boys

>dyel
>heart of gold
>trys his hardest in what he does
>better form than 90% of the gym

the figure model

>does cross fit
>does basic hoe lifts

Me

>autistic retard who keeps to himself
>do 80% bodyweight training
>check to see if anyone mireing

No i dont even know where that is

>Me
>DYEL 150lbs 5'9 Manlet
>Undercut
>Army PT Shorts
>NASA/Punk shirt

>proud of pulling 3pl8
>good form?
>probably autism

The fat mexican woman
>maybe 5'1"
>very fat, very very fat
>only does leg machines and crunches
>loads up little to no weight on the incline leg press, fails the first rep, lets it fall on the safeties and walks off without cleaning up her mess

The "I refuse to go to the douchehouse" guy
>doesn't actually work out, just follows around his obese friend wearing a star wars shirt
>wearing full street clothes
>just stands next to whatever machine his friend is using while on his found
>still not sure why he's actually there

The tiny asian children
>You have to be over 18 to get in, but they look maybe 12 or 13
>boy and grill, boy is the epitome of skinnyfat
>do a machine circuit
>always do the lowest weight possible for a seemingly random amount of reps
I once asked to work in the machine the boy was using, did it anyway when he said no by pretending not to hear him, and maxed out the weight to emasculate him so he would have to lower it all the way back down himself. I was polite to the girl though.

> did it anyway when he said no by pretending not to hear him, and maxed out the weight

Fuckin kek

>hispanic black dude
>daria looking chick
...g-gym?

im the guy who you can't tell if strong or fat who has hyperhydrosis...
but i always have a towel, and my gym also has hand towels everywhere + disinfectant spray for such sweaty occasions

That fine girl who correctly assumes I'm going to spend most of my time staring at dat ass and works out exclusively in the women's only area. Also why don't they get charged more for that luxury?

>That guy that looks EXACTLY like George Bush

I see this alot
Call me a dick, but i will purposely take longer, unless it's a regular.
>all you got do is ask, instead of over warming up

Old man you always see in the locker room - Never see him working out. Just seems there to go there to shower, walk around naked with a towel round his neck trying to talk to people and blow drys his balls.

Brown Middle Aged bodybuilder man
>54 years old, extremely jacked
>Probably on test
>Kind of a dick all things considered, he yelled at some chick for taking too long on a squat rack or something
>Yelled at me for not placing my barbell back on the ground as calmly as I could when deadlifting
>Always lifting with younger guys and blowing them out

Brown Indian/Persian/Arab guy
>Always wears a sleeveless gray shirt and blue shorts
>Pretty ripped but not very strong
>Never, ever does anything lower body

Formally hot middle aged hispanic woman
>Married to some other middle-aged chad, got pregnant about a year and change ago
>Got really fat
>Like really fat
>Does a lot of gossiping and squat variations

Army dad
>Pretty average-looking middle aged white dude, decent lifts
>Kind of comes across like he's coked up but very congenial
>Has like 5 well-behaved children he comes in with

Danny Boy
>Crazy Irish-American man who likes hitting the heavy bag
>Seems actually coked up, very enthusiasic, hates women, lives in a trailer in the woods
>Pretty cool guy. A lot of good fight stories

Me
>5'8 Italo-American manlet
>Don't really talk to anyone
>Take forever to do squats/deadlifts
>Met some regulars outside of it, call me "guy with good form"

>I once asked to work in the machine the boy was using, did it anyway when he said no by pretending not to hear him, and maxed out the weight to emasculate him so he would have to lower it all the way back down himself. I was polite to the girl though.

Alpha. The fuck are you doing here?

>son of Scooby
Why not just Scooblet?

BREHS

>Formally hot
You mean, like an evening gown with a slightly low cut top and it shows a little ankle?

The mysterious unemployed calisthenics (?) guy who hangs out in the powerlifting section
>takes up 2 squat racks typing up some rubber bang assisted gymnastics ring contraption
>wears about 10 bucks worth of clothes
>there everyday at around 2pm
>benches on the floor
Fat football student
>squats n squats
>carries a towel
>Shaker full of water
ladies who are about 30 but look suspiciously old
>chill on the rowing machine all day
>occasionally visit a machine
Insane methhead dude
>huffing paint tier form
>somehow only does lat excersizes
>literally lee priest branch warren parody tier form
That old guy that is mysteriously jacked
>never seen lifting but occasionally hops out the locker room with capped ass delts
>once seen dl 4pl8 even though he looks old enough to be actually dead

Zen Zane
>old guy with alopecia
>does lots of very slow, deliberate reps
>always has his eyes closed, deep in concentration
>surprisingly cut for a guy his age
>always seems to be using the 30lb dumbbells when I want them
>the person I want to be when I get really old

The Colossus of Rhodes
>oldschool bodybuilder
>only ever see him doing shrugs or stiff leg diddlies to infinity
>absolute tank of a man
>speaks in an accent I can't understand but seems very friendly
>sings very loudly along with his music when he gets into it

The Dyel Duo
>two young gay guys, possibly partners
>can barely bench the bar
>extremely friendly and often compliment me on my gains
>hope they make it

Bodyweight Billy
>razor thin, but pretty cut
>does almost exclusively bodyweight exercises
>all of his sets are like 20-25 reps
>body covered in tattoos from different cultures
>does weird stretching, possibly yoga between sets
>probably a vegan

People mostly mind each others business at our gym desu but so far I've noticed
>middle aged women who only do cardio
>the occasional lifting couple
>college kids who bench together and spot each other
>the gym owner who occasionally lifts if there's few people in the gym
>the usual dyel chads who all seemingly know each other
>the middle aged guy with good form and benches 3pl8
And then there's me
>/fat/
>2 weeks in
>babymetal blaring on my headphones
>mostly does squats, deadlifts and bench presses
>regularly asks the chads or the middle aged guy if my form is good

Hispanic manlet with resting mad face
>Only ever seen doing decline bench, curls, or rows
>Ego lifter
>Absolute dogshit form, especially on rows
>Grunts and sometimes screams during sets
>Spends half of time in the gym talking with other people

Strong guy/Mark Bell Fanboy
>Benches 3pl8, deadlifts 4pl8
>Strongest and biggest guy in the gym
>Has gotten much stronger over the past year
>Genuinely nice guy, sometimes asks me for a spot

Chunky old hunchback manlet
>Bald, covered in tats, probably late 50s/early 60s
>Literally looks like a goblin from Lord of the Rings
>Only ever seen doing 100lb dumbbell bench or 2 inch ROM leg press with all the plates in the gym
>The rest of the time is spent talking to other old guys in the gym

Chillbros
>Guys in their twenties
>Usually have tats, wear casual tanks and gym shorts
>Always smiling and nice, compliment me and others on weight loss and progress
>Lift decent weight or have impressive physiques
>Nicest guys in the gym, always positive

Insecure wannabe powerlifter
>Max deadlifts 365 with rounded back and belt
>Always drops weight at the top of the rep, including every warm up set, and looks around to see if people are impressed
>Only comes to the gym to ego lift, doesn't talk

Minion powerlifter guy
>Wears minion shirts
>Decent form
>Films lifts and competes in powerlifting
>Also does Olympic lifting occasionally with good form

CrossFit nu-males
>Only do CrossFit exercises
>Use the kettlebell section of the gym & at least one oly bar
>Okay form
>Lightweight.jpeg
>Ottermode

Silent old-time beast
>Ridiculously jacked
>Slightly fat but doesn't matter
>Cracks funny jokes and benches 2pl8 like it's nothing
>Strong on other lifts, but mostly does upper body
>Cool dude

Me
>Went from 270 to 200 in the 15 months I've been lifting
>Mostly don't talk
>Not ripped, but have gained some muscle definition
>Do some powerlifting & strongman training
>Getting gyno surgery next Friday

benching on the floor is actually really smart, though no one does it for fear of being ridiculed by someone like yourself

what about primobolan? I heard that's safe and mild as fuck.
why aren't you touching tren?

A lot is 2 words
I can't lift the same as any real lifter at my gym, but way more than the idiots who only come once and quit

Maroid
>strange lookin guy
>talks about samurais n shit
>always faggin around with this bitchy moustache
>names Mario
>on juice
>he a crossfitter n loves doin dat butterfly pullups or watever this shit is called
>2much homo

Asian on the elliptical every morning
>Legit 8/10
>Please marry me
>See her legitimately every day
>When I see her around campus, just wave and keep walking
>She waves back and looks all embarrassed
>Fucking adorable

Two guys that talk about hearthstone the entire time
>10 benches in the place, most are empty, and they always land on the one right next to me lol
>Load up the 10s on either side of the bar, and get to work
>Spend at least 10 minutes between each set just talking about hearthstone strategies, cards, players, whatever
>Have heard so much of this stuff I think I could almost have a conversation about heartstone at this point
>Never progress in the gym, but I can only imagine that these guys are studs once you break out the HS

Var is extremely expensive and winstrol is useless and shift for joints. Neither will gain mass, just cut, which you can just diet

Test, NPP, tren. That's all you need. NPP will work absolute miracles for both cutting and bulking. So does tren, but it has unpleasant side effect feelings.

Orals are poison, and theres literally not one thing they can do that basic test can't. No reason to fuck your liver.

Twig brahs
>13-16 years old
>always work out in a group of at least three
>meme isolations with shit form
>limbs like anorectics
>leaves equipment all over the floor and never re-racks their stuff
>all wearing UA or gymshark
>probably lifting for zyzz

Beach buddies
>gym shorts
>tank tops
>cap, on backwards
>tanned, tattooed
>only do lat pull-downs, cable tri pushes and bench press
>recording videos for instagram/facebook
>probably closeted gays

Kid Klokov
>19-21
>massive guy, ridiculous quads
>brings his duffel bag into the gym
>only ever seen him do squats and diddlies
>3pl8+ squat, 5pl8 dl
>mires from everyone

Melon girl
>hot girl, around 22-25
>actually got muscle
>always walks around with headphones and an annoyed look on her face
>told a guy off for not re-racking his plates
>back squats, hack squats, smith squats, donkey kicks, pelvic thrusts
>big yummy butt
>been doing the "i'm gonna walk by really close to this guy three or four times to put my plates away and hope he'll check out my ass while i'm seeing if he does in the mirror"
>been jacking off thinking about her crushing my head with her thighs like a water melon

Arabs
>no specific guys, just arabs/turks in general
>only bench/lat pulldown/tri pushdown/curls
>always at least three or four guys
>loudly talking, singing, laughing, screaming non-stop
>never re-racks if they can get away with it
>spouting bullshit broscience and "correcting" their brethren to even worse form
>brings swimming trunks to wear in the shower/sauna or wears underpants

>waves back and looks all embarrassed
lmao please post a picture of yourself lad

fucking arabs man. they're the exact same everywhere. why are they so inferior in everything they do?

Big Arms Mc-Gee
>35
>massive arms
>knows every variation of bicep curls
>flexs in the mirror
>makes uncomfortable eye contact with every other male in the gym
>quarter squats 1pl8 on the smith machine

Eastern European old man
>60
>6'2
>7% bf all year round
>quarter reps 2pl8 incline/decline/flat bench
>never touches dumbbells
>stares at me in disgust when I dont go atg on squats

Fat chick and her slightly less fat friend
>30
>do crabwalks the entire length of the gym with 10kg plate
>drops the barbell from the top doing a 0.5pl8 diddily
>mascara running down their faces by the end of their workout
>stare in disbelief when anyone squats in the squat rack

Ginger girl
>25
>uses every single machine at her disposal
>half asses most lifts
>thicc
>always wears leggings
>gym crush/10

>That guy who loads up .5 pl8 on the smith machine and just bounces like a 1/16 squat for 30 min straight.